Monday, March 23, 2020

...and just like that

We are basically is a shelter in place locked the fuck down point in 2020.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Leaden really likes breaking my balls if I don't post before 10:30.
2. Will Chrissy survive no edibles for at least 2 weeks now with this lock down?
3. The Popeyes chicken Sammy is fucking delicious.
4. Covid-19 is causing people to lose their fucking minds.
5. Could not find any yeast anywhere. People coming out of this self distancing full on bakers.
6. Who likes rum?
7. Serious question where is the best pizza around? Not a one bite thing but where is the best tasting pizza?
8. Are there bets on when this is all going to be over? I don't see April 7th as a viable option.
9. I don't know if I could be motivated to work from home. Lots of snacks, naps and porn would be in my future.
10. Ever look at someone's face and immediately hate them, well before they open their mouth?
11. Make sure you check up on you family and friends, especially the older ones.
12. Video dates and video/virtual meet ups are all the rage right now. Listen Karen I didn't want to see you in real life let alone online...hit the bricks.
13. Guys still out here shaving off beards for fear Covid-19 will live on their face...may as well shave your head and cut off your balls too.
14. Hey parents with kids, looks like this is going to be an extended summer vacation.


No comments: