Yes, I know that I didn't post last week but I was on vacation. It is what it is.
This is what I learned while away:
1. Rainy days down the cape don't suck all that much.
2. I hate bicyclist or should I say I hate cyclist who don't obey the rules of the road.
3. I do not know much about dream meanings but it always freaks me out when my mother pops up in my dreams.
4. If you are near South Yarmouth hit up Gerardi's cafe. I give it 5.6 out of 5.
5. If you see Lauren Brady on Wednesday buy her a shot for her 34th birthday!!
6. I got a sun burn inside my ear. Like what in the honest fuck!
7. If you got a bad haircut would you go back and ask them to fix it or would you go somewhere else?
8. Best purchase I have made in a while - Bose.
9. After going down the Cape for the past five years, I finally hit up the Beachcomber. I get it!
10. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.
11. I get it now Chrissy, the Improper is a fun time.
12. Did everyone catch the Northern Lights?
13. Broken snaps that say you have a new snap but actually don't are the worst!
14. Dennis beaches saying they will search your cooler is very aggressive.
15. The more things change the more they stay the same.
16. We have all passed out sitting up, right? Can't be just me.
17. Chrissy is planning a trip to Water Wiz in August. If you are interested hit him up.
18. A good filling breakfast is the way to start a day.
19. Getting a group of people to decide on a place to grab dinner is one of the worst things in the world.
20. No one should be up at 5am on vacation.
21. People still do Marry, Fuck, Kill? Mine would most likely be all Fucks and Kills.
22. If someone says they do not masturbate punch them in the throat. They are lieing like a mother fucker.
Ok I have 500 emails to sort through so I gotta jet. Remember Brady loves tequila and dick pics for her birthday, not necessarily in that order.
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