This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People love pumpkin pie, huh?
2. Anyone get any good Black Friday deals? What about Cyber Monday?
3. Nothing excites me more than random texts about food places.
4. Prayers up for Welchie. Sucks getting old.
5. Fuckface is an under used term.
6. Tried Mucinex for the first time and man let me tell you that's wild. Coughing up little Ninja Turtles.
7. Quincy has parades for every god damn thing under the sun.
8. The "at least its not snow", every single time it rains, people crack me the fuck up. To be honest give me the snow.
9. Today is my 13th wedding anniversary. Here's to finishing that night drinking Bud or Heineken.
10. Does anyone ever give a shit about Alien life at this point? I mean groceries cost $150 minimum every time you shop. unless they can make my bills cheaper...who cares.
11. Man there is a cold/flu going around and it is wild.
12. Only 31 shopping days till my birthday.
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$5 I used the word "fackface"multiple times yesterday explaining the significance of the Billy Ripken error baseball card to Boy Scouts for their collection merit badge.
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