Thursday, July 9, 2009

YACHT DELIVERY!!!!

65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
$4,500,000.00

Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends.
$500.00




Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle.
$2,500/hour



(note the guy in the back!!!!!)
Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate Representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork...



PRICELESS!!!!!