Tinder? No Thanks

  

As Derek reported earlier. I'm 30 and flirty.

With that comes the urging of everyone to jump on the Tinder bandwagon. You know that magical app that everyone assumes is better then adultftiendfinder.com or chat roulette.

I do yoga, I'm over 6ft, have salon quality hair and read FOR FUN. Basically a mans man. So people are a little taken aback when I balk at joining. How can such a handsome man/ good human being not be on this. It's a crime against nature. It's like Smiddy not hanging around outside Weight Watchers and Teen NA meetings. 

Well the answer boils down to this. They keep booting Transexuals off for no reason (GOOGLE IT)

You wanna run a hook up service. You run it the right way. You let Transexuals get their crack at the plate. Why? Because that's life. It's not all cut and dry my friend. There's grey areas.  It keeps people honest. Yet another example of kids today wanting everything handed to them. Is it a girl or a guy shouldn't even be a thought. 

Wahhh we won't people thrown at us but, we can't handle the fact maybe one used to be a guy. GROW UP. It's 2015 Tinder. Caitlyn Jenner basically just changed the game and made Trans life the hottest thing going.

Ever think some people may  want to hook up with a Trans person? No you didn't Tinder because your too busy cutting kids food for them and handing out participation awards.

Got news for you. Not everyone likes chocolate or vanilla. Some like a swirl. Little of both. Do some research clowns.

So there you have it. Till Tinder cleans up its act, count this guy out. I'll just stick to the old reliables; Animal Shelters and Book fairs.

PS:  In the off chance a Trans Tinder would be a highly profitable idea, I am available for consulting. Not a ton of experience but, a ton of experience in fairness.

Quick I need 75k to hire Barenaked Ladies......

Said no one ever....

So I have a quick question for everyone. If you come into a little money and your faced with hiring some entertainment for your party. AND your only option for musical genre is " White People Music" who do you book? Smashmouth or Bare Naked Ladies??????

Both are hit machines, both absolutely dominated the 90's and both are available to play at your next private event!

Sure "The Ladies" will run you about 75k at the low end. But for around 100k your getting 7 time JUNO (Canadian Fake Grammy) award winning in your face jams! With such hits as "One Week" and and and and and that other stuff they play that won them all those JUNOs. So they didn't have a good run in the US. PER SAY. But when you win 7 again 7 JUNO Awards its speaks to a certain level of talent. Puts you in such good company as Bryan Adams and Celine Dion (I challenge a guy out there to say you didn't dig "The Titanic Song")

Now if your a fan of value then you would have to go Smashmouth. Their high end runs around 75k.  And your getting a group that got some SERIOUS radio play with jams like "All Star", "Walkin on the Sun" and a solid cover sample (I'm a Believer, Why Cant We Be Friends and Can't Get Enough of You Baby). Do they have much in awards? Nah but, clearly in the Court of Popularity they take "The Ladies" by a mile. You couldn't flip on Top 40 in the 90's and not get an earful of just feel good hits because of Smashmouth.

So there you have it overpay because of a bunch of phony Canadian Awards and get one hit or underpay and get a literal hit factory in your backyard. Choice is yours out I go Smashmouth (Dudes look like they party. Unlike the "Science Club" Barenaked Ladies)


PS : Not a hypothetical in the least but what if I was to tell you Hip Hop Mega Star MYSTIKAL is available to book for well under 20k.  And Derek has that big ole yard AND foam machines are running around 1500. You people see what Im putting down?

PPS: Look past Mystikal's Criminal Record if you can, he did his time and the last half of it was tax stuff anyway (jaywalking). Most of it doesn't even count when you got people snitching on you because they jelly anyway.

Haute Takes

Likes: Starbucks Pumpkin Coffee, Uggz, Barre Class, Pilates ,BRUINS hockey and FENWAY

And thus reads the FB page of every female age 16-35.  And so well encapsulates why both the Sox and Bruins organizations are in a tail spin.

Look I'm not a hockey guy. Growing up that was a your parents aren't divorced sport. And goddam if my parents were getting up at 5am

Nor am I baseball guy. Sure I played till high school but generally those who were blind until age 4 have sucky eye hand coordination. So, I grew to hate it.

What I am though is a blogger with a ferocious appetite for truth.  Look I'm not saying there are no true sox and Bruins fans out there. There sure are. The guy still keeping score himself at the sox. A fan. The guy who managed to keep his sanity during 90s bruin hockey. A fan.

But here's my haute take. GENERALLY THE HEALTH OF  A SPORTS ORGINAZATION IS LINKED TO ITS NUMBER OF FEMALE FANS.

Look I'm a modern man. Not a feminist but not mysoginist either. But look the higher number of female fans a team has in Boston the less true fans you'll find. 

Notice pre 2004. You went to Fenway was it a complete sausage fest. No but, it still somewhat resembled what other baseball stadiums resemble elsewhere in the country. Then whamo 04 World Series happens. Sox are hot. And like the Swallows of Capistrano the "Pink Hats" flood in. And conversely scumbag Henry and crew are there to take their money. And now Fenway is just a shitty stadium where baseball is a second thought and a bachelorette party destination.

Roughly the same occurred to the Bruins. For years Bruins games where the Mecca for Malden Youth Hockey Coaches with a drinking problem and other unsavory elements. Bruins win the cup and again the Hats come flying and again there's an even scummier ownership group there to poach the shekels of the female element. 

In summary the Circus state of each organization can be attributed to this. once the Pink Hats emerge, much like  when a lion sees a deer , the scumbag ownership groups of both organizations can't help themselves  and become less concerned with the quality of the product. Suddenly their #1 concern is gouging the single 27 year old nurse from Braintree and her friends at a game. They're willing to transform a hockey/baseball game into an overpriced circus just to cater to them. 

And you can't fault the ownership. There billionaires, they made billions because they love money. So they can't say no when a pack of girls want to hear sweet Caroline as long as they are paying 10 bucks a beer.

The fault lies totally with the bandwagon jumping New England Pink Hat. Your willingness to shell over 10 bucks for beer and worse attend concerts at there shitty venue (Red Sox) has essentially killed not one but 2 sports organizations.

So take note nationals and Orioles fans a little bit of success may be your nail in the coffin too.The minute you see your first bachelorette party at a game it's probably too late.

Reminders!!

1st reminder:


The 8th Annual Mustache Pub crawl is only 15 days away Saturday, June 20th starting at 1:00pm

The money raised will be donated to Dana Farber Cancer institute

1st ride is Boston Beer Works 1:00-2:30
2nd ride The Grand Canal 2:30-3:45
3rd ride Paddy O's 3:45-5:00
4th ride The Tap Trailhouse 5:00-6:15
5th ride Clarke's 6:15-7:30
6th ride The Wild Rover 7:30-8:45
7th ride The Hong Kong 8:45-10:00
8th ride The Times Irish Pub 10:00-close

We will have fake mustaches and name tags

Please feel free to invite anyone and everyone who wants to drink for a cause, likes random Saturday drunkfests or wants to buy a fucking shirt.

If you want a shirt before the crawl. Lets make plans.

2nd reminder:

Dot day is this Sunday.

The Annual bowl off is at 9:30 then we will head to Peggy O'Niels.

Lets see what Chrissy has in store this year:

Holla atcha boy!

hateration.........

AND YOUR NEW DRUNKNOTHINGS BLOGGER PADDY CALNAN A.K.A. CHIEFBLOGRUINNER - 

Look I know I'm the new guy and i'm essentially writing on a South Shore rag sheet but, can I level with everyone I WAS SECRETLY ESTATIC WHEN BRADY GOT SUSPENDED.

My reasoning is simple. I like football. The sport. I'll watch anything up to an including high school, hell if I didn't hold a grudge against Pop Warner (too fat to play) I'd prob watch that. That being said If your a fan of the game of football you should hate the far majority of every Patriots fan you come across.

Why? Because essentially they stopped being fans of the game of football essentially around 2003. And morphed into pompous hypocrites who resemble a late 90s/ early 2000s Yankees fan more then anything. Let me elaborate with some stone cold facts.

1.) If they were such great fans, wouldn't Pats home games be a little more entertaining? Don't get me wrong any excuse to slug beers in the morning is great but, ever been to one of these things? 1st and foremost it's a Kraft money grab the minute you walk onto their property. The game itself, a morgue like environment compared to 95pct of other stadiums in the U.S. of A. God forbid you drop an F Bomb in front of that Hingham Mom and her kids Trevor and Chad. You better believe security is getting called.

2.) The following statement " Belichick is an asshole, I hate him but, he's a genius". Not saying some assholes aren't geniuses. History is full of them. But if he's the leader of the greatest sports dynasty of all time don't you think he should get a break on his mood? No because the typical Pats fan is so use to getting sunshine blown up there ass from Brady they demand to have it all! ( but fuck Pete Carroll he's too happy)

And genius. Anyone ever bother to understand anything he does? No because it's not about football ITS ABOUT WINNING. Let me explain briefly for you. He rips other coaches off. Chiefly college coaches ( you know that inferior product Pats fans refuse to watch). Messing with eligible non eligible receivers? Taken from Saban/Lane Kiffin at Bama. The Pats foray with hurry up and quick screens. Notice all started after Chip Kelly (Oregon) visited the Pats around 2008.

3.) The following statement "Bob Kraft is a great guy". No, no he's not. Your first hint is should of been he's a Billionaire. What Billionaire ever made Billions being a great guy? Answer: No one. His wife dies within milliseconds grouting around with some 23 yr old. "Yea but good for him". No not good for him. Be sneaky about it. Because guess what your granddad pulls that he's a scumbag, either that or embrace being a bad person full force like Jerry Jones. Basically Kraft could shit in your living room and the typical Pats fan would rationalize it well at least he didn't piss too right but class act. Class Act. And if I can pop another balloon. If you think he didn't have some clue what Hernandez was up to your a moron. You think they have some moral code? The Patriot Way? Go Wikipedia there recent signing Fred Davis. Gold Medalist in OUI and Domestic Assault

That all being said. Guess what I still watch the games. Yea know why I'm a football guy.  But I secretly wish the entire time the asshat Die Hard Pats Fan from Quincy with the Mayo Jersey gets railed by an 18 wheeler walking out  of Buff Wild Wings.

Please let the reaction to this be bad. I just crapped all over you people's identity (essentially all of Smiddys). 

June is here

For some reason it always seems like June is the busiest month of the year - birthday parties, graduations, summer cookouts, Dot day and over all tomfoolery.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1.Looks like its Christmas in June:

2. Ladies, Crazy Calnan is not looking for anything serious right now he just wants to take you to pound town. (He is also would like a gym partner).
3. We are on to chicken sausage (no Craisins were used while making these sausages):

4. I can not wait for TK's 1st annual Bringing back the 80's cookout. Heard, Chrissy is going as Max Headroom. 

5. Cape Cod Blonde is now on tap at the Charlie Horse. Tell Chris Leaden I said hello!

6. Supah P is looking into knocking his house down and building a new. Man I can't wait to help with that demo.

7. Not too much fan fare with this years MPC so it may be dead if we can't get enough support.

8. The over all barber shop experience is second to none. Just bullshitting and having a great time.

9. What? Why yes we are still waiting for Chrissy's first Uber Update.

10. Man people are already talking fantasy football? What the fuck.

11. If you were curious Rob ran 8 miles yesterday.

12. Nora Mitchell is now off doing food tours in various cities throughout this great country.

I am off to enjoy this 48 degree day.

That escalated quickly

I hope that everyone had a nice memorial day weekend. It seems as though we had 1 week of spring and now we are right into the summer.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A sunburn on the tops of your feet is by far the worst place.

2. The Mustache Pub Crawl shirts are in. So far I have sold 4, if you want one before the crawl let me know and Ill meet up with ya.

3. Upcycling is all the rage right now huh?

4. Putting together a swing set is a 5 hour job.

5. Never under estimate the amount of food Chrissy will have at  his cookout.

6. When in Rome:

7. Hope everyone made it back from the Cape with all that traffic.

8. Joe Q smashed his phone so he lost all his numbers. If you need him send him a text.

9. CVG is no longer working at the Home Depot. He is selling real estate, wonder why Jason Foley didn't use him to sell his Quincy place?

10. I had turkey hot dogs and they are not bad but they aren't really healthy either so they are kind of a waste.

11. Chrissy is in for trivia every 3rd Thursday. Just in case you guys want to join team Whiskey Dick.

12. Do you think Alison is nervous all weekend long when Chrissy is at home watching both kids?

That is all I have time for today.

Is it June yet?

Good old Tom Kelly made his way back to the Raynham race track this weekend. It took him a while but the kid was betting Trifectas and Superfectas like it was 1987 all over again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Stuffed peppers are under rated as a meal.
2.What? No that's not a time machine that's TK's house phone:

3. My second go round with sausage making went 100% better than my 1st.
4. Congrats to Lauren Brady on the 39 mile breast cancer walk. Gotta save the boobies.
5. The MPC shirts will be in next week if anyone wants to buy theirs early.
6. Chris Leaden is pretty good with the trivia.
7. Chrissy may be planning a trip to the Belmont stakes to witness greatness and a triple crown winner.
8. Rumor, and that is all it is at this time a rumor, has it Jeffrey may be making a rare Thursday night drinking appearance this week.
9. Speaking of trivia, team Whiskey Dick, came in 4th out of 24 teams. We celebrated with shots!
10. It's always a good time when Mike Foley squeezes you in for a few beers. I do not know how the economy of North Carolina survived with him up here for a weekend though.
11. Home Depot is increasingly becoming the same as BJ's. Every time you go in there you are dropping at least $150.
12. Jason "Big Show" Foley is selling his 2 family house in Quincy for $550,000 is you know anyone looking for that type of investment.
13. Guess who is going to Dot day? Thomas Gerard Kelly!!
14. The ticks are out in full force people. Check ya pets.
15. I think I may be cancelling the WWE network. Not really feeling it.
16. The new $30 tickets do not seem to be paying that well, or at least I am not hitting.

Don't forget Jeb's pig roast on June 27th to raise money.

The Chipman Family Pig roast is back

2nd Generation Chipman Family Pig Roast - Saturday, June 27th.

 Not sure if you guys heard but Jeb's mom passed suddenly from cancer.

They are doing things a little bit different this year, it is now a fund raiser for a nursing scholarship that the Chipman's have set up in their moms name.  Spread the word, the more the merrier. Plus we are family friendly.

There will be a band playing, a bigger pig, 4 kegs, raffles, door prizes, as always bean bag toss....and a great time for a great cause.

*Recently we came to an agreement with The Cornerstone Band!  They are a brand new 4 piece Raggae band hailing from the south shore of Boston, MA; featuring Jackson Wetherbee, Nicholas Asta, Johnny Alves, and Mark King!  As if you needed another reason to attend this all star fun fest!*

Anyone interested in going or wanting to donate text - Jeb 781-626-1712 or me.

#FUCKCANCER

It is open season...

To throat punch anyone who complains about the heat. Make sure you make it count.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey really loves his snap chat. The kid wont text you back but he will snap the shit out of a bag of chips.
2. My foray into homemade sausage is moving along quite nicely. So far my 1st batch didn't have enough fat I guess. It is a learning process.
3. The siding job is complete, little before and after:

4. I hope everyone has started their staches. The Pub crawl shirts have been ordered.
5. Who knew that grinders are so damn expensive.
6. How did I just find out that Rio was on MTVs the Grind back in 2000?
7. Fiore in the North End is pretty good but what kind of place shuts down at midnight?
8. If its not one thing its another when owning a house.
9. Jeffrey just found out about the "minivan" - 2 in the front and 5 in the back. The Shocker is so 90's.
10. We all have that one friend who says yes to everything you ask them to do but always backs out last minute or totally blows you off right?
11. I do not know if it is just because I am getting older but I am really digging on Bud Heavy.
12. Mikey T hates Google. Can you even hate google?
13. Ladies Padraig Calnan is single ready to mingle. He is 30 and flirty.
14. Is there anything more fun than sneaking shots when you are out in a big group?

Remember to pass along the Mustache Pub Crawl date of June 20th. I mean it has only been on the blog for a year but what the hell.

Cinco De Mayo

I hope everyone gets their Tuesday night drinking on tonight. Its Mother fucking Cinco De Mayo!! And if you don't drink the worm at the bottom of the tequila, well then you are a pussy.

This is what I learned while I was off:
1. If you work for Lauren Brady - she will "manage you up or manage you out". She is an ax man for a bank, basically she comes in and cleans up, oh and FIRES YOU! Oh you have 3 kids...I DON'T CARE.
2. Still do not get snap chat at all but 193 people follow me so I have that going for me.
3. Padraig Calnan just wants me to post dogs of the week and add new content to this blog.
4. Now that Chrissy has his phone back he plans on writing Uber Updates, stories from his weekend pick ups. Lets see how long this lasts.
5. I forgot how much fun the track is. If anyone wants to go to the track for the Preakness, let me know, I have a $45 winner burning a hole in my pocket.
6. The new $30 scratch tickets suck.
7. Who knew that Google Chrome had a remote access tool?
8. Rumor has it after much soul searching, Julie Nickerson is coming home in August.
9. Don't forget to get your free breakfast tacos today at Taco bell from 7-11 today.
10. I don't know who it takes longer to recover from a night of drinking; Jeffrey or Rob.
11. I thought I was going to have to miss Dot day for my nephews christening but guess what that was changed to June 21st - the Christening. Christ does love me!
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron was a pretty bad ass movie.
13. Stripping paint off an old door is hard arduous work.
14. I did not get to watch the fight of the century but I heard it sucked.
15. Red Sox nation we are in May now and I don't see a Brian Rose or a Jeff Suppan coming up to save this season.
16. The Olde Bostonian has lots of pieces from old houses if you are looking for anything.
17. Would the Mustache Pub Crawl work for you guys on June 20th?
18. I could go the rest of my life without ever having to paint anything ever again.

May is coming

I know the old saying goes the older you get the faster the years go by but man is this year if flying. It is like someone has the foot on the gas and the speedometer is pinned.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Rio is 100000000% a professional landscaper. Kid kills it. If you are on the North Shore and need to get some landscaping done. Call Sunshine Landscaping.
2. If Chrissy doesn't have a cell phone can he still bitch about me not posting enough?
3. Does anyone know of any bars that will be having the fight this Saturday?
4. After months of Jeffrey and Chrissy hounding me to join Snap Chat I finally broke down. I don't really get it but hey add me - Drunknothings.
5. Instead of tuxedos, renting a suit is all the rage. Like it matters? I look good in a trash bag.
6. Operation vinyl siding starts this week. Lets hope it goes off without a hitch.
7. I by no means have a green thumb but my rose bushes have a canker fungus and they may be on their last leg.
8. You guys go to the Bruggers Bagels? They have some bomb ass breakfast sandwiches.
9. Has anyone heard from Welchie? Supah P? Lauren Brady? JayDisco?
10. How quickly the Red Sox optimists have started changing their tunes.
11. Who schedules a baby christening for Dot day? Really?
12. I don't know if any of you guys caught Daredevil on Netflix but man that shit was awesome. I can not wait for the rest of the Marvel series to come out.
13. Without the Bruins in the playoffs, I am enjoying the playoffs more than I thought I would. Hockey playoffs is where its at. #becauseitsthecup
14. If anyone is looking for a car, Marios buddy Jimmy is selling cars at Prime Hyundai in Quincy.

That's all I got for now people.


Chrissy mentioned going to Cagneys Thursday for trivia night if anyone is interested.
If there are no bars having the fight is anyone having a party to have the fight?

Anyone looking for 2 tickets to the Sox Game next Monday night, May 4th game. Mikey T has a pair on the rf roof.

A smashing success

Another year and another Marathon Monday in the books. The game was cold as fuck though.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. CVG likes to finger bang, its like 1st base to him.

2. Smiddy was MIA all day, even though he was asked to come hang out.
3. There is a rumor that Chrissy may do a smaller version of the MPC in Quincy. Right now its just a rumor.
4. Nothing worse than being dehydrated and your calf's hurt.
5. Pretty sure Jeffrey was on nine yesterday.
6. One of Smiddys ex-flames was out and about yesterday. It is safe to say that Kalin Marshall is CRAZY.
7. The Celtics band wagon is almost full. Hope you got a seat.
8. I cant grow grass to save my life.
9. Chrissy says he can go a whole year without shaving/trimming his beard. I say Bullshit!
10. TK is killing it at the gym, trying to get down to 225. We wish you well Mr TK.
11. Jeffrey makes some killer pasta salad even if Katie thinks otherwise.
12. The new Iphones have a black thumbs up and a black okay hand and most phones change them to white.
13. The Rivershed in Scituate is a pretty nice dive bar.
14.  I don't think Mike Foley is ever coming back. Kids living the high life down there.
15. I hope you guys can make it out to next years Marathon game. Its always a great time and you always bump into random people.
16. If you are around the South End stop in and see Brewer at Stellas. The kids killing it.

Sun burned

First of all I haven't updated since I was off for opening day and then a day to clean up my house so beat it (that means you Chrissy). Secondly, I am sun burned like a mother fucker and I am not complaining.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. William J Smiddy, the pride of Revere, hates any and all things to do with Rt 3 and the South Shore, except the Cape.
2. Danny Cooney wants everyone to vacation in Brockton.
3. Daredevil on Netflix is by far the best series to come out of Marvel.
4. The Macphails are traveling the New England area on vacation. Basically the new Kennedys.
5. The Scituate (A place Smiddy LOATHES) St Pattys day is a fun ass time.

6. If you have never been to a meat raffle then you are missing out.
7. If you want NKOTB tickets, you can get at 30% off CLICK HERE  and use the code TZOO, you are Welcome.
8. I do not know what the Red Sox have planned for Marthon Mondays ceremony but Opening days festivities were a real tear jerker.

9. Mayor Marty Walsh has declared April 15th as 1 Boston Day. Hey, Marty its still tax day. I guess this whole Boston Strong this is never ever going away.
10. I do not believe I am going to have the mustache pub crawl this year. There was not really a demand for it last year so I think maybe taking a year off would improve that or someone can pick up the mantle.
11. No one likes to look stupid.
12. Why does DejaVu feel so real?
13. Popeyes chicken can not be beat.
14. Really ABC family with Fuller House? Like Full House was a great show that we have to an updated show? If Uncle Jesse doesn't have Aids by now...HAVE MERCY!
15. Sunburned Sunday and peeling on Wednesday. WHAT!!
16. What do the Bruins do? Fire Chiarelli? Julian? Cam? I mean whats the direction they go in now?
17. All you golfers must be itching to get out there. I mean the courses must be dried by now.
18. Another year and another try at growing grass.

Thats all I have for now. I am going to the Marathon Monday game so I won't be back until next Tuesday.

Opening day

It sure as hell don't feel like an opening day for baseball. I do not want to sound like a pussy but 37 degrees is not a nice temperature to be sitting outside watching baseball. Hope people bring their gloves because the beers are cold.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The more that things change, the more people complain.
2. Big L is killing it this year, the kids averaging $30,000 a month.
3. Has anyone heard from Chrissy? Kids been real aloof lately.
4. If you are in Hull check out Schooners. They have good bar pizza and a real old school dive bar vibe plus they have award winning Chowder.
5. I found out that when your friends get older and stop hanging out there is a term for that - They become house cats. Who knew?
6. Julie Nickerson is at a crossroads. She doesn't know if she should stay in LA or come back to Boston. I say come on back. You have missed out on the worst winter on record.
7. Being hungover was no way to celebrate Easter.
8. I am craving a killer burger. Where do you think the best burger is?
9. You have to be a little bit mental to run a marathon, right?
10. But does your fantasy league have a belt?

11. Is draft kings serious with their fantasy golf?
12. Speaking of golf are people really excited for the Masters?
13. Is the Indy 500 a bucket list item?
14. Lakeshore spicy Irish mustard is the shit.
15. Coconut oil on your face reduces the redness.
16. If you want something bad enough you will figure out a way to get it.

Can't wait to see you guys at the Scituate St Pattys day parade this Sunday. Keep smiling.

keep it real

How is it I went a whole Monday without updating and not one person bitched - No Chrissy, No Brady, No Jeffrey and No Riccio. Are you guys feeling ok?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When the President visits the city, TRAFFIC IS FUCKED UP!

2. If finding a vinyl siding contractor is hard, wait till you try to decide on a fucking color.
3. Hope you guys are preparing  your dish for the 1st annual Tofuri St Paddys day parade party. I am making snickerdoodles.
4. Chrissy drafted a dead guy in fantasy baseball. I think he likes to have a guy who will play as many MLB games as him on his team.
5. No matter how old I get Wrestlemania will never get old.
6. Jeffrey may or may not be addicted to Cagneys.
7. If is Spring damn it and I am wearing my spring jacket no matter how cold it gets.
8. Smiddy is happy in love and he doesn't care who knows it.
9. Random drinking with TK should happen once every 2 months.
10. The baseball season kicks off Sunday night...ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS FUCKING 32 DEGREES OUT. MOTHER NATURE IS SUCH A CUNT!
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking, house hunting and living the American dream.
12. Danny Cooney is no longer is in the bar service industry. Kids a laborer now.
13. Dunkin Donuts has 2 new cheesecake donuts. Apparently, the raspberry one tastes like Frankenberry cereal.
14. Pastrnak, Marchy and Max Talbot seem to want a playoff appearance but I don't know about the rest of the team.
15. How are we not going to the Frozen Four games? Are you guys against fun? April 9th and 11th in case you were wondering.
16. Mitchell has Celtics tickets available if anyone wants to see their playoff push or playoff tickets when they make it.


That is all I got for now.

Spring

I know I missed blogging last week but I was off for a few days and then when I came back to work I didn't feel like it.

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Team Trivia is alive and well at the bars.
2. I saw a bunny hopping down the street so that made me think that spring is around the corner.
3. My neighbor Karen is the queen of Google.
4. Charles V Grillo is running for constable of Natick.
5. Anyone know of a good scotch to drink for under $50? I think I need something to sip.
6. Chrissy may be trying for a 3rd child...good luck. then the vasectomy.
7. Day drinking is the best drinking.
8. Mario had to reaffirm to me that god is dead.
9. The Bruins are shitting the bed, the Celtics are coming back down to earth. What is going on here?
10. Its grilling season bitches!
11. There are rumors a March madness trip is in the works for next years tourney down in the Bahamas.
12.The St Pattys day parade for Scituate is April 12th, hope you bitches got that on your calenders. TK is supposed to be in one of the clown cars this year.
13. I have had this one black head zit for over a month and I can not get rid of it.
14. Wrestlemania party this Sunday as always bitches. Hope you guys make it
15. Always remember it doesn't cost a thing to be nice to anyone.
16. If you could have any iconic car from any TV show what would you go with? I am thinking the A-Team van for this guy.
17. Anyone know any good land surveyors?
18. Is baseball really 14 days away?
19. Since when did car leases become 48 months?
20. Rob finally paid me my monies!

That's all I got for now.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to the only person, on god's green earth, who could possibly put up with Chrissy's shit - Alison Ann MacPhail.

Some famous people she shares her birthday with?
1. Bobby Orr - Hockey Legend
2. Fred Rogers - We all lived in the land of make believe
3. Spike Lee - Famous Knicks fan or a director
4. Holly Hunter - Mrs Incredible herself
5. Kathy Ireland - Coincidence that Chrissy crushed her so hard growing up, I think Not
6. Mannie Fresh - Cash Money Records Homie
7. Michael Rappaport - Best thing in Metro
8. William Hurt - Osccar award winner
9. Nick Blood - Swoon ladies, that accent makes the panties drop
10. Chester Bennington - Lead singer of Linkin Park, The New Stone Temple Pilots and Dead by Sunrise.

Heat wave

Look at this we are gonna have 5 days over 35... talking bout a heat wave.

This is what I learned this weekend (12 pack version):
1. The spicy omelette sandwich from Dunks isn't that spicy.
2. Boston Suburbs - Does yours suck?
3. Some weekends you just need a sweatpants, T shirt and couch day.
4. Thanks Boston Bruins for ONLY going up 2 dollars a ticket next  year.
5. Congrats to Coach Ervin Flowers and the Cathedral High boys team for making the championship game, tonight at the Garden, 4:00 pm start if you want to show your support. Cathedral Alum TK will probably be there.
6. This whole Android 5.0 lollipop operating system kind of sucks.
7. Red Sox opening day is only 28 days away. Maybe when baseball actually starts, we can all feel like winter is over.
8. Star Wars is getting its first LGBT character.
9. For all you dog lovers.
10. Bill Smiddy is gonna be a Boston cop?
11. I am bringing back the term "shit stain", you fucking bunch of shit stains.
12. BU vs Merrimack Friday night at Agganis arena, Hockey East quarter final. Who wants to go?

Thats all she wrote for now.

Chrissy is planning a trip to NC to see Mike Foley if anyone wants in...text Chrissy at 617-835-6437.

March is here

So basically the snow has postponed both St. Patricks day parades? We are only 3.5 inches from the all time record of snow fall.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is having a party on March 29th, for Wrestlemania.
2. The Causeway has some great food.
3. I know a guy who doesn't use google because he speaks 50% truths or 50% half truths.
4. Chrissy is killing the Uber, so much so that his wife got him working the corner like a modern day hooker.
5. Shots always a great idea, until the next day.
6. This is a bacon cheeseburger with an egg on a french toast bun that Chrissy had at Fire and Ice:

7. Should I be askeered the Bruins haven't sent out anything about next years tickets?
8. I take the time during Lent to try different seafood/fish.
9. All this snow has Ronin becoming an escape artist:

                                        (that is my front lawn)
10. Have you seen Our Little Family, yet?
11. The Rattlesnake has been totally renovated and has some crazy menu.
12. Somehow my nephew signed up for my phone to get free kids downloads every week. Every friday I get a new AP that says Julians free ap.