It's less than a week away

I hope that you have your Superbowl plans seen up. I know Joe Martell is looking for a bomb ass time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People can be dicks for no good reason.
2. There is a fine line between being full and being a glutton.
3. Blisters is just the universe laughing at you trying to better yourself.
4. I still only drink hot coffee when I go to a diner.
5. If I don't get to the supermarket before 11 am on a Sunday, then most likely I ain't going. It's a crazy house in there.
6. People arguing Boot camp vs CrossFit is something.
7. John Brewer just casually on the evening news is such Brewer shit.
8. Anyone up for Pearl Jam in Chicago in August? Bueller?
9. Why don't they make dinner cereals? I mean breakfast for dinner is my jam.
10. At what age do kids really start following sports?
11. And at what age are you to old to go out for someones 21st birthday?
12. I highly recommend going out on a random weeknight, once every six months.
13. Who has an in for squares? You can never have too many.
14. Anyone looking for Bruins tickets April 8th? I got two. Last game of the season.

Onto the ship

The Pats are onto the Superbowl...again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Nothing worse than neck pain.
2. The gout has taken another one.
3. The Bruins are on fire. Hotter than that chick you took home in 2003 with herpes.
4. If you are around next Friday, Feb 2nd. I have entered a chili contest at the Cabby Shack in Plymouth at 6pm.
5. Square season is upon us.
6. Don't forget Chrissy's Superbowl bash in 2 weeks. Party starts at 3 the games at 630. Bring booze, beers or a food item. This party is kid friendly, so pack up your Rugrats.
7. Plaza Azteka has pitchers of Margaritas, Mojitos and other boozy drinks. My kind of heaven.
8. Heard the UFC in Boston was a huge success.
9. You can't be uncle of the year if you don't show up.
10. So who is down for a karaoke night?
11. I still have 2 tickets to the derby if you know anyone interested.
12. January is by far the longest of months.
13. Speaking of January, how many of you are doing dry January?
14. Rumor has it, Jeffrey is going to the casino this Saturday night for his boys 21st.

Holiday

Who doesn't like a random Monday off for a holiday? I know I do. Even though I am working my ass off (well more like just at work but still).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother nature is legit drunk right? Bitch is like -5 then 65...ha ha suck my left titty.
2. The Fowler house is not a bad place to watch a game.
3. Jeffrey on 9 is still a thing.
4. Glad to see Mike Foley using Uber now a days.
5. Loud clapper/yeller guy is one of my all-time favorites at the bar.
6. Wendy's is not cheap, if you order anything other than the 4 for $4.
7. Who is against nooners? If you are then you probably hate fun.
8. I hope Dave's heat unit is all fixed and we can finally get this podcast off the ground.
9. It is funny the older you get the smaller your circle of friends get. Do you trust less or just not into the whole feeling out stage?
10. Chrissy is getting ready for his annual super bowl party. Like in the past just text him with what you should bring.
11. Congrats to Brades on the new jobby job. You know I live to celebrate things.
12. Still no date on the Wickendon pub but I think Chrissy is backing out.
13. I think Mike Foley was legit pissed that Chrissy and Jeffrey are mini celebrities at the Imperial Terrace (may also have been the fact he didn't know the bar was so much fun).
14. I get it, you work at Home Depot, no need to be a dick when I ask a question. Obviously I don't know the answer because if I did I wouldn't ask, fuckface.
15. Good to see Colin sneaking out for a few hours.
16. I have been watching the Killing on Netflix and it's pretty good. Lots of twists and turns.

Guess I'll go look up some shit online.

Are we having fun yet

You know you live in New England when Sunday morning it is -6 when you wake up and then Monday it is 25 degrees and you are legit happy and saying man it's not really cold out today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Smiddawg is living his best life in Southie. Living with the flavor of the week.
2. Random trips to the casino are always fun.
3. This god damn flu is like a boomerang. Just when you think it's gone blam right back in your grill.
4. Anytime there is talk about this podcast something happens with Kung Fu Dave. Now that mother fucker has no heat.
5. Thirteen straight days below freezing. That's Alaska like.
6. Pats play on Saturday night. Who else is pumped?
7. Is it weird that I have never been to Disney? I mean I have been to Universal and to Sea World.
8. Everyone should know how to play Craps.
9. Seems like everyone's hot water heaters are going due to the weather.
10. Oh yeah still no battery.
11. It is always great to see people you haven't seen in a long time but shitty when it's for a wake/funeral.
12. I made brownies from scratch and not a box, now I feel like Ducan Hines himself.
13. People hate old school rap. I mean how can that be?
14. Have you seen the show on Netflix "The toys that made us". Man it makes you feel like a kid all over again.

Gotta run. Little busy at work.

New year

Ok, how many of you have said New Year New me?? Don't be shy raise your hand...little bit higher. Now take your hand and slap yourself.  The calander changed but this Tuesday is no different than last Tuesday.  If you want to make changes then do it, not because all of a sudden it is 2018 but because today you wanted too.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The weekend still starts on Thursdays.
2. I have some really great family and friends.
3. Forty doesn't feel old.
4. I have no idea what strain of the flu is thats going around but man it wiped me out for 3 days. Cold sweats are no good. Plus I am a whiney bitch when i'm sick.
5. Alba is good food.
6. Drunk angry Jeffrey is not a fun time at a bar.
7. Where we watching the Georgia game Monday?
8. Mark Welch is alive and kicking.
9. Apparently beards are just make up for men.
10. Speaking of beards I can not for the life of me trim mine the way I want it. Shave it all off and start anew.
11. Pretty sure Chrissy and Leaden were trying to figure out a weekend that they could make a run to the Wickendon Pub. Pretty sure that will happen before the end of the year.
12. Fuck soup but not those Campbells chunky max soup commercials.
13. Jeffrey is already planning his New Years eve for next year.
14. Great to see Tooma. Hope he makes it back up at some point.
15. Tooma pays $220 a week to stay at a hotel. I think thats fucking brilliant. $30 a night for them to clean your sheets, heat, hot water and cable. Seems like a steal to me.
16. The pickle shots recipe is out there and Chrissy is trying to master the right combo as we speak.

I didn't do any new yeas resolutions but I did promise myself I would be more patient this upcoming year.

Out with a bang

Big shout out to  Sean “Supah P” and Nicole Meehan on their upcoming baby, due in July. Congrats to Chelsea and Colin on their twins coming into the world on my birthday.

Well let’s see, I wasn’t going to do another blog this year but everyone is bitching and complaining.

So I went through each weeks post and took one thing from each list (Kind of like a year in review).

This is things I learned THIS YEAR:

1. I am not really sure where the Chinese food on Xmas Eve and NYE tradition comes from but it works.

2. The supermarket before a storm is basically the Thunderdome, anything goes.

3. Chris Leaden is working on coming to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

4.Being an adult means you can have nachos for dinner if you like.

5. If TK was to be on the rebound do any of you have any single aunt's or older sisters? Hell he's probably not too picky, a grandma will do.

6. Day drinking is my jam and even better with friends.

7. Ever just feel like you need a vacation?

8. Naps are under rated.

9. Thought we had a fish on the hook for Chrissys pegging but alas it was not meant to be, this time.

10. Where do you fall on the cuddle scale?
        A. I fucking love it - big spoon, little spoon.
        B. Let me pass out and then you can climb all over me like a spider monkey.
        C. Get your hot sweaty ass away from me.

11. If you get a chance head down to Twin Rivers on a Sunday morning. All the degenerate gamblers will make you feel better about your life.

12. It is good to know that I can still get after it on a Wednesday night and make it to work the next day.

13. People think most people from Boston are rude.

14.  I'm impressed with Chrissy and Leaden drinking beers out of a stein(3 beer stein) like that's an everyday thing?

15. No matter how nice something is, we all have that one friend who is a Debbie Downer and shits on everything.

16. Toucher and Rich said it best - Marathon Monday is so insane because people have been cooped up in their houses all winter long and they finally get a day to just let it all wash away.

17. Has anyone crashed the Chrissy/Chris standing Sunday date at BWW?

18. Cinco de Mayo is Friday. The start of tank tops, jean skirt and pig tail/braid season.

19.  I am not against going out to lunch solo.

20. You do not know panic until you have a tick crawling on your skin.

21. Getting shut off at a bar isn't a bad thing. Just means you did work.

22. Man buns are still a thing.

23. Wait people creep on Snapchat? They screen shot things and send them to other people to try to get them in trouble? Grillo.

24. People don't use the word weasel enough. That guy is such a fucking weasel!

25. I do not get this whole tall ships thing. Like what's the deal?

26. Those road side carnivals make 125k in 5 days just on ticket sales.

27.  Nothing quite like being at a bar and a guy says "hope he hasn't left yet. I don't want to chase him, he has the coke". Don't think he meant coca cola.

28. Have you been to the Range in Hingham yet? Good vibe, nice out door bar and a driving range.

29. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.

30. Mikey T only drinks 16oz cans now

31. Uber is great and all but sometimes you get a real dick driver.

32. Thank God we have Calnan out there cracking down on Uber drivers cheating the system by renting rides.

33. Jeffrey lost his denture - single tooth.

34. How long does it take to get a package from China? I ordered a new phone battery in July.

35. Rumor has it there is a Popeyes coming to Quincy.

36. Anyone up for Point Sebago next year? Trying to get a good crew together.

37. Survivor flip cup is beyond ghetto. What's the purpose of playing a drinking game when you get kicked off a team? Attention span zero.

38. Never forget - tell a friend, telephone and tell TK are the 3 major ways to get all your business out there.

39. I heard a rumor that Coach K is rocking like 4 time shares in and around Disney. May be time to just invest in a condo bro.

40. Dunkin donuts tried to kill me this weekend, my iced coffee was pumpkin spice.

41. Credit card roulette is no joke, $250 later.

42. Still working on going to the Wickendon pub to finish my card. Hopefully before I turn 40. Who is in?

43. Getting good news on  Monday, unheard of.

44. Chrissy told me he is wearing jorts for 5 straight days in Florida. Straight fire!

45.  Irish breakfast shots are where it is at.

46. If you don't like bacon then we most likely can't be friends.

47.  I heard from Kung Fu Dave about his house warming party/night out in Lowell. I guess he is waiting for Chrissy to get a weekend on lock.

48. Guess who bought 6 tickets to the Kentucky Derby? Section 226?

49.  We all have family members that when they speak they make you cringe with things that come out of their mouth.

50. People are still getting iced?

51. My brother Ryan's answer for most things is "I'll stab him".

52. Rumor has it Chrissy is either going to start a 5K for charity or a pub crawl.

Here is to putting 2017 in the rear view mirror and onto 2018.  Lets go past the pinnacle this year ya’ll. New adventures and new outlooks.

Let's get festive

This is most likely my last post of 2017. Next Monday is Christmas so I am pretty doubtful that I will be back before the new year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Last Jedi was 100% better than the Force Awakens.
2. Man dates with Chrissy are always fun and kind of like a rudderless ship. No direction.
3. Has anyone ever had the $1 long island iced teas from Applebee's?
4. If your Christmas shopping doesn't include beers then I am out.
5. Fuck all the other spring rolls at Davios other than Steak and cheese.
6. Cronin's steak tips are still the bomb.
7. People lose their manners during the holidays.
8. Stuffed pork loin is where it is at.
9. Pretty bummed out with the ending of season 1 of Mind Hunters.
10. Who removes themselves from group snaps?
11. Holy shit there were loads of Rangers fan at the garden.
12. Why do people feel compelled to tell your business, even if it's not important shit?
13. Is the annual Xmas party at Alexs' still on?
14. It feels great to be all done shopping and all wrapped up.
15. Still no podcast because Kung Fun Dave car has a flat.
16. Rumor has it Chrissy is either going to start a 5K for charity or a pub crawl.


Have a nice safe Christmas.

2 weeks

Christmas is 2 weeks away, is everyone ready?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. A little snow blows people's minds.
2. My brother Ryan's answer for most things is "I'll stab him".
3. I can never get beef stew to be thick enough.
4. Who else is pumped for Star Wars this weekend?
5. The podcast didn't get off the ground this past weekend because someone, ahem Kung Fu Dave, was afraid of some snow.
6. Eating ass was all the rage in 2017, what will 2018 bring?
7. Fuck you Draft Kings.
8. Anyone heard from Jason Foley? Kids been MIA for a month now. Think he's on the run from a bookie?
9. The Yellow Door Taqueria is where it is at.
10. How does anyone shop at a store in this day and age?
11. Are you the type of person who erases your texts or do you just have a million of them on your phone?
12. Sox Pax go on sale Saturday.

So we are all

Just sitting around waiting for the first snow fall at this point, right?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Pub crawls are very aggressive now a days.
2. Chrissy bitching about being up at 7 am is funny to me.
3. It's difficult to find a place to rent for the derby.
4. You should have more than breakfast if you want to drink all day.
5. Taco bar parties are where it's at.
6. Alma Nove never disappoints.
7. I know it's December 4th but holiday parties already?
8. Who wants to be a guest on a podcast.
9. Fuck stress.
10. You ever not care that your battery died on your phone?
11. If you got Chrissy in the Xmas grab he wants the Moto z projector for his phone.
12. It is good to see Kung Fu Dave still had the gift of the gab when it comes to the ladies.
13. People are still getting iced?
14. Christmas tree is up and decorated the shit out of it!

Gotta go do some online shopping...peace.

28 days

And then Christmas will be here. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You can never have too much stuffing.
2. Julian wants to be some world class surfer.
3. I am always down for fundraisers.
4. There is a toys for tots pub crawl this Saturday at 1 starting at Cagney's in Quincy.
5. Georgia vs Auburn round 2 this Saturday winner gets into the playoffs.
6. People are still golfing?
7. Commercials are getting better and better...Dilly dilly.
8. Let's all sing it for Jason Foley - the wheels on the bus are coming off, coming off, coming off. The wheels on his fantasy teams bus are coming off.
9. The Punisher on Netflix may be the best Marvel show to date. You don't even need to know anything about Frank Castle. The shows filled with drama.
10. Man jury duty is a pain in the ass.
11. There is a fund raiser on Sunday in Weymouth for one of Jeffrey's friends father.
12. We all have family members that when they speak they make you cringe with things that come out of their mouth.
13. Yeah totally normal that Jenn Grogan is in Thailand.
14. All the single people killing the bumble game.
15. Looks like I can't fly directly into Louisville for the derby so it may be a few nights in Nashville first.
16. May be time to get a new phone. My battery does not seem to hold a charge again.
17. The amount of money spent on Black Friday is insane  - 315 Billion in the US alone.
18. I hate that all the Christmas specials are on so early.

My favorite week

This is my favorite week of the year. Everyone is happy, lots of people only work 2-3 days this week, everyone drinking Wednesday night and both Thursday and Friday are holidays at work ( double - double time and a half).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When drinking Jeffrey has his shoes shined up there is no slowing him down.
2. Stranger Things 2 was meh.
3. Justice League was pretty good, the inner comic book nerd in me has many questions but for a super hero movie it is good.
4. This weather is crazy.
5. I am looking forward to the first snow storm of the season.
6. The Wrentham outlets are beyond chaotic.
7. If Thanksgiving isn't in your top 2 of holidays then you have problems.
8. Everyone knows that when I hug I grab ass. Known fact.
9. Even running into Stop and Shop for a few things costs you $50.
10. Rude people, eventually karma will catch up to you.
11. The SST Braintree is where it's at on a Sunday.
12. But if you go out to watch football on a Sunday and the bar has the NFL ticket then not every television should be on the Pats game (I can stay at home to watch that).
13. Guess who bought 6 tickets to the Kentucky Derby? Section 226?
14. I had no clue they made turkey stock in a can. All these years I have used chicken.
15. Any time you can connect with old friends you should.
16. Make sure you text me with what you want for Christmas. Whitley Claus is on the loose.

Like whoa

So we are just skipping the fall season and right to winter? Fucking low 20s on a Saturday morning?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You can pick your friends but can't pick your family is 100000% true.
2. Man I heard Chrissy may be bailing from team iPhone.
3. Praise to Jeffrey for bringing Julian to 3 different practices and 1 hockey game a week.
4. This weather really makes people moody.
5. There was a physical sighting of Grillo, at the Macphails.
6. Also I heard from Billy Smiddy, who is broken up about the ND lose. Not nearly as much as I am about Georgia but same.
7. I heard from Kung Fu Dave about his house warming party/night out in Lowell. I guess he is waiting for Chrissy to get a weekend on lock.
8. Sometimes you need a low key couch weekend.
9. Still no battery from China yet. May as well have just thrown $10 out the window.
10. People are really excited for this new 50 Shades of Grey movie?
11. Random Thursday boozing with Leaden is always a blast.
12. Wtf Pandora, you guys just throwing a $10 service out there? Like $5 isn't enough?
13. I don't know if anyone is interested in the Kentucky Derby but I'm hearing tickets are $440 for the 3 days.
14. Do people (other than TK) really care about these football games at Fenway?
15. Still trying to meet up with Riccio to finish our cards at the Wickendon pub.
16. Mario is pumped for his trip to Aruba.

MIA

Has anyone heard or seen Kung Fu Dave? I texted him a few times and still no text back. Maybe he's locked up in a sex den or something.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Macphails are killing Disney this week.
2. Still not sure why words like moist, pussy and panties are hated by women. But cunt is totally acceptable.
3. Chrissy plans to retire at 55. I say kudos.
4. Pretty sure that it took me a whole week to get back on track after Florida.
5. I truly hate fantasy football this year. There is zero consistency.
6. Everyone has really vivid dreams right.
7. If you don't like bacon then we most likely can't be friends.
8. Day drinking that turns to night drinking is the best.
9. Keep them laughing. Good laughs make good vibes.
10. Draft Kings is like scratching a gambling itch but it doesn't really feel good.
11. Congrats to Nickerson on finishing a half marathon.
12. No I have not started Stranger Things 2 yet.
13. Pretty sure my middle name could be procrastination. I was always told to be good at something. I am good at putting things off till the last minute.
14. Only 7 more Monday's till Christmas. Kind of depressing.
15. Does anyone play the daily number?
17. Just seeing if you are paying attention. Skipped right over 16.
18. Thor was a pretty funny movie. Not the best Marvel flick but overall good.

Alive

Well we survived the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party. Made some great new friends, had a shit ton of fun and can't wait to do it all over again next year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If you can't get down with this world series then maybe baseball is NOT your thing.
2. Irish breakfast shots are where it is at.
3. I am a Georgia fan but the Gators fans are wayyyy hotter.
4. Happy hours and drink specials are dangerous.
5. One of my new friends was screaming about how he loves to eat dat pussy.
6. Everyone in Jacksonville loves to tell you how it is the biggest city in the country.
7. Now I have friends in Athens Georgia who said they will host us for a game there.
8. Fuck hotel beds.
9. Jeffrey snores like a duck.
10. Some cunty broad told me repeatedly that Chrissy has a really nice beard and I should do something about my grays.
11. Shout out to the Bearded Pig. Bomb ass food and great peeps.
12. There doesn't seem to be a bad seat in the Jags stadium.
13. I have no idea how people make money doing Uber down there - 15 miles is like $8.
14. Almost forgot some prick spilled ketchup all over my sneaks.

I am sure there are many things that I forgot due to all the alcohol that was consumed plus I am throwing this together right before a hotel check out.

Get on it

The count down to Florida is on.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. South side tavern brunch is where it's at.
2. Unplanned lunch meet ups are the best.
3. Mr 9:05 is alive and well.
4. How come no one is having a Halloween party.
5. Fucking Bobbo telling me I want to be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. That cut deep.
6. A woman chastised me for being 40 and not having children.
7. Jeffrey thinks he is an underwear model.
8. Nothing worse than being sick on a Monday and your days ruined.
9. Every time I eat at Coops I get sick.
10. Amazon is the best. Can't wait till they are in Boston so things come in like 5 minutes.
11. The spicy nuggets from BK are legit as fuck.
12. It's always a good post season when the Yankees lose.
13. Chrissy told me he is wearing jorts for 5 straight days in Florida. Straight fire!
14. Man, hockey parent life is crazy.


No blog next week as I'll be hungover in Florida.

Love it

All you leaf peepers must be loving this fall weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is not a sporting event that TK doesn't like to watch live.
2. Some days you don't have it.
3. The amount of people who love the month of October never cease to amaze me.
4. Day drinking that turns into All day drunk isn't always the best.
5. Getting good news on  Monday, unheard of.
6. Beep boop.
7. Still haven't made it to the new brewery in Braintree.
8. What team is more in trouble - the Bruins or the Patriots?
9. Only 10 days till Chrissy and I leave for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
10. Has any one heard from Welchie?
11. One bite everyone knows the rules!
12. Home made scorpion pepper hot sauce is devilish.
13. Why are bikes so expensive.
14. I can not reiterate enough I do not go to kids parties that are at kid places. A party at your house sure. A party at Chuck e cheese no way.
15. Have I told you that I hate fantasy football today?
16. Is there anything better than sleeping with all your windows open?

Well well well

I have said it before and I'll say it again, this year's fucking flying by.  Happy Columbus day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Burrata people, I finally get it now. That shit is delicious.
2. The Bruins only taking debit/credit and no cash is absurd to me. Cash is King.
3. How long does a fall cold last damn it.
4. If you haven't seen the Miami Dolphins coach doing lines of cocaine then your Monday hasn't been made yet.
5. Bar hopping towards your house is a novel idea.
6. God damn right eye won't stop twitching. What in the actual fuck?
7. Pies, cupcakes and cookies are the way to make friends.
8. At what age do you stop getting birthday presents?
9. Only 11 more Monday's till Christmas.
10. I saw a bunch of people moping off the Redsox band wagon on Saturday.
11. All I can say is live your best life. If it makes you happy...do it.
12. If you don't like day drinking then we probably can't be friends.
13. Tom Kelly likes Uber so much he's thinking about doing it on his off days (I think it's just so he can have some pocket change).
14. Have they instituted the rule that if you are vaping anyone can just walk up and punch you in the face? Not yet? Hopefully soon.
15. Fuck fantasy football.
16. Is it ok to answer question of people who are talking to themselves?
17. Still working on going to the Wickendon pub to finish my card. Hopefully before I turn 40. Who is in?
18. Got a lot of flack for last weeks black coffee comment. I double down on it, the people who bitched about it are as closed to lacking empathy as Jeffrey Dahmer.
19. I know we are in hurricane season but fucking enough.
20. Big up to the crowd at the Florida Gators game for singing Tom Petty in unison on Saturday.

Gonna go work hard for this double time and a half today!

Happy Birthday

Happy 40th birthday to one Christian Daniel MacPhail.  Here is to many more. Who would have known 19 years ago today, I had my fake ID taken away but I made a great friend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are strange.
2. Bacon over everything.
3. Golfing in the rain is not for me.
4. Helping plan a surprise for a surprise party is stressful.
5. It is October, so the count down to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party is on - 24 days.
6. Congrats to Jason Foley on his $1000 scratch ticket hit.
7. Credit card roulette is no joke, $250 later.
8. Fuck fall time colds/sickness.
9. Forgetting a club on the golf course is no good.
10. It is always great to see Tooma, even if he had to sit on a bus for 12 hours.
11. It is apple picking time. You know apple pies are my jam.
12. I tried to drink black iced coffee, pretty sure that's how sociopaths are made.
13. Is there anything worse than trying to make small talk with someone you have no interest in actually talking too?
14. Phone battery update - still not here.

Well then

It looks like mother nature isn't quite ready to leave summer behind.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Even when wearing running pants, Kung Fu Dave still wears black.
2. Kelly's Cellar is kind of a scary place.
3. Florida - Georgia game is a month away.
4. At what age do people stop with the Halloween parties?
5. Dunkin donuts tried to kill me this weekend, my iced coffee was pumpkin spice.
6. Who hates roast beef? Honestly Chrissy?
7. Happy belated birthday Folan.
8. If you see Jeffrey buy him a drink or something. That dudes cranky.
9. Is there anything wrong with eating a dinner salad after your meal? Asking for a friend(wink wink).
10. Since I know you are dieing to know, still no battery.
11. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is going to help moving.
12. I am so confused about these protests - are we protesting police brutality? Is it the flag? Is it being an American? Is it the first amendment right to free speech?
13. I caught Kingsman 2 this weekend, not nearly as good as the 1st.
14. If you are a fan of Nintendo then you should check out Castlevania on Netflix. It's only 4 episodes but sets it up nicely for future stories.

Off to do some work.

Bring it on

Fall starts Friday at 4:02 pm.  Bring on brisk mornings, apple pies and basic white girl pumpkin everything.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. My white scorpion peppers refuse to change from green to white.
2. All these natural disasters are good for over time at the Coca Cola plant.
3. Rugged maniac this weekend out in Southwick and My first mud run in Holyoke. Good luck Ali.
4. Safe to say my fantasy season is over after 2 weeks. Now I know what it feels like ladies, all build up no satisfaction.
5. Bloody Mary bars are my jam.
6. Five year olds have no off switch, no down time and never stop asking questions.
7. Punch out for Nintendo is still awesome.
8. I see a few people jumping back on the Bs bandwagon after that Pasta signing.
9. What do you do when your right eye twitches for over a week.
10. I heard a rumor that Coach K is rocking like 4 time shares in and around Disney. May be time to just invest in a condo bro.
11. I'm not going to lie, Derek loves when people talk/type in the 3rd person.
12. Guess Matty and Meg are moving into their own house this weekend, do you think this effects him going to Florida - Georgia?
13. Grillo made a rare appearance on the text machine.
14. People are bitching about the new iPhone being $1000. Wasn't the last one $850?  Apple got you eating out of their hands.
15. Ever get hit with a 24 hour sickness. Black out city.
16. Hong Kong Dave must be seeing someone. Haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. Still waiting on his house warming party.
17. Sometimes the best part of Snapchat are the news articles.
18. Guess what Joey Martell got for his birthday? Tickets to Phantom of the Opera. Who knew he was so sophisticated. How many Adderall did he pop to watch that?

Ok, I'm back working with Rio this week. Let the good times roll.