TMX is Back

TMX fantasy review is BACK!!

First we have some great news folan.com has now taken over TMX and is found on Twitter at @folandotcom!! All the loyal TMX stockholders should be thrilled with the buy out!! TMX will still keep its name and its review going.

This season we have new rules and new players in the league!! ADSL has employed the flex position which was suppose to be the death of the All Iggles team but when people are STILL leaving 40 plus points on the bench Mr. Iggle himself actually laughed not his usual smirk but straight up laughter at the lack of fantasy football knowledge!!!

 

There is also a new member to the league - Non talking Scott is the head of the Blue Falcons (he has a silent partner, the conversations they must have). We tried to interview him but well he doesn't talk. All the changes in the league we still have one constant. Bill Smiddy former owner of Smiddawgs was up to his usual "I dont care about anyone but myself" moves as he blew off the draft and is no longer in the league.

SOS...........Same ol' Smiddy.............shirts are available soon. The added roster lead to higher scores and getting 100 points all but guarantees you had the worse week. Its going to take a little feeling out but looks to be another exciting year.





The winner this week with 181 was My Grandmother Cant Wrestle but You should see her Box (editors note - that name is ridiculously long so long joke dies, also the decimal part of the point system doesnt register on TMX commodore 64 so its left off). Team too long rode the arm of Peyton Manning who put up a 70 burger on Thursday and never looked back.
Second place with 179 was, always in the mix,  Beachbums who had a chance to win if his rb didnt put up a NEGATIVE -2.
Third place with 158 was Dirty Moon Crickets who rode AP and AJ to a big week.
4-10 place went as follows:
BlackDynomite 144
Sflabo with 139
Jerkshots 132
Setitforgetit 129
Slippery Wizards 119
Nutzaway 109
The bottom teams are in need of some serious work and they are already down almost 80pts!!

Now on to the ALL IGGLES team(who refuses to play a Flex):

QB-          E. Manning                       45pts                  Jerkshots

RB-          F.  Jackson                       12pts                  Setitforgetit

RB-          S. Vereen                         24pts                  Beach Bums

WR-         A. Boldin                           43pts                  Slippery Wizards

WR-         J.  Nelson                          27pts                 Beach  Bums

TE-          O. Daniels                         21pts                Bluefalcons

K-            D. Akers                           10pts                 Slippery Wizards

D             Dallas                               31pts                 Jerkshots

 All Iggles totals are astounding with the extra spot available to play the right guys!! Clean it up ADSL!! Not sure what is cracking Iggles up more the fact that the most outspoken Iggles hater Jerkshots had 2 on here including the largest one or the fact that he gave the league credit and said just use the flex guys. 

Well sorry for the brief review but folandot.com and tmx are a busy place these day. Shout out to supper club and the new security team there. Thursday action. Good luck and BE BETTER than  the Iggles.

Im back

Yes I was on vacation again. For some reason I take the 1st week of September off every year. I have no reason why but I seem to recharge my batteries before the Fall season. If you don't like it too fucking bad.

This is what I learned while on vacation:

1. No matter how many times I tell Christian Daniel MacPhail that I am on vacation and not blogging he still harasses me on Monday.
2. I tried Indian food for the 1st time. I can honestly say it was not bad.
3. I checked out the Brimfield antique show last week. INSANITY!!
4. I had no idea that faucet and fixtures were so god damn expensive.
5. Let me save you some cash - Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg BLOWS.
6. It is so nice to have the NFL and fantasy football back.
7. Jeffrey, who gets shut off at the casino?
8. Suicide pools are fun and all but are fucking stressful.
9. Looky, Looky the Red Sox band wagon is starting to fill up slowly again.
10. Mia Regazza in Abington should be called Mia Regarbage! That place blows.
11. I can not get enough of Burger land on the Travel Channel.
12. Why again are we trying to invade Syria? Because they are fighting themselves?
13. It makes me insane that I can not find a good Cajun/Blackened/Spicy(not Buffalo) chicken sandwich, anywhere. I mean the Fours is ok but variety is the spice of life.
14. The 1st supper club of the year had one attendee - Mark Welch. The meatloaf went like a mother fucker though.
15. With my nieces and nephews being 3 or under I have been working really hard on not swearing or saying bad word that they can pick up. It is a whole lot harder than I thought.
16. Who else is geared up for Behind the B's tonight?
17. Trying to make vacation plans for next year, while absurd, is tough.
18. The dart team is back in action in a new undisclosed bar in Quincy.
19. I guess the Alumni is closed.
20. The new Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco(the spicy one) kinds sucks.
21. Has anyone heard from Supah P? Heard the kid is crushing the South Shore Poontang.
22. Chrissy and Alison are closing in on a boys name. They have it narrowed down.

Do I really have to come back from vacation to 249 emails?

Been a while

Yes, I was on vacation last week but that's not the reason I didn't post. I got caught up. Pretty straight forward. I am apologizing for being busy.

This is what I learned over the past 2 weeks:
1. The South Side Tavern in Braintree will be hosting Guiness on September 11th, engraving glassware.
2. Johnny Walker has a new Platinum coming out. How much will that be?
3. House projects, new fence:

4. Who gets a ride home from the police on fantasy football draft day? Chrissy and I, thats who. Guess it is illegal to try and flag down a cab in the street.
5. Rio is on a tear with his scratchies. Kid just killed it with a $1000 hit.
6. Is it normal that a fantasy draft is 4 hours long?
7. Anyone interested in BC/Nova tickets for Saturday?

8. Grumpy Whites are you for real with your outdoor patio/deck?
9. All the trades Chrissy was making at the fantasy draft, I am 100% shocked he didn't trade naming rights to his unborn child.
10. Typical Smiddy fashion, no showing on the fantasy draft. Good thing we had a back up to the back up.
11. The Marshfield fair is quite a shit show:

(couldn't find anyone to watch your child for a quick set)

(Shit got real when Beiber came on)

 (They would not let us actually go on this ride. They said Chrissy and I were too heavy)

12. Finally got to Lincoln in Southie. Its pretty nice and the food is great. Also got to Whiteys which was a not nearly as nice. It is good to see that nothing has really changed at the bars though. The more things change the more they stay the same.
13. Not Uncle of the year for nothing:

14. As much as I love watching football I can not get into preseason.

15. Its like the people at Starburst know me personally (mini and unwrapped!):

16. Ink for my old(Like 10 year old) printer was $66.99 so I bought a new wifi printer for $79.99. Suck it Staples.

17. Why is the first day back from vacation so long?

18. I do not know how people work the over nights as a regular shift. I mean I was all messed up for like 3 days.

19. The Chipotle steak and cheese from D'Angelo is something special.

20. Has anyone caught this extreme cheapskates show on TLC? I mean its beyond ridiculous. Makes Chrissy look like a huge spender.

21. I am loving this weather. Sleeping at night with the windows open is the best.

22. Man people are starting to tip toe back on to the Red Sox Band wagon. Meanwhile, I have been to the most games a year in forever.

23. I heard Julie Nickerson has been in town and she hasn't met up with anyone that I know of. Some friend you are.

24. What kind of bar doesn't serve shots? I am talking to you Snug in Hingham.

I am sure in the past 2 weeks I have forgotten way more shit than I have listed here.

Oh well sue me.

Back and alive

We all made it back alive from Atlantic City.  Phelps' bachelor party was a sweeping success.  I know I am getting older but its good to let loose for a whole weekend once a year. Who is next up to get hitched? I think it is Mark Welch. I hope everyone is saving up for that bachelor party....VEGAS CITY!

This is what I learned from dirty Jersey!

1. Pedi cab races are legit, dangerous and fun.
2. I wish I knew someone who liked Nerds:

3. The Rain Forest cafe is no place for 10 guys to grab dinner. SAFARI of ZERO!
4. Winners win:

5. Its amazing people don't know what a suicide pool is.
6. Brightys sister in law hit a million on the new $10 tickets.
7. I have no idea if anyone else had a good time at the Bikini Beach bar but Drake sure did:

8. Anyone looking for Pats tickets? Mark Coffey has 3 games available - Browns, Bills and Miami.
9. People still pregaming in their hotel rooms?
10. You got me Spirit airlines - backpacks are free yet you let me pay $45!! Shame on you.
11. Only in America. Im sure Chrissy would throw her a finner:

12. Jimmy Buffet must have nothing but dough. He bought a casino, added a Margaritaville then a LandShark bar and grill on the beach (the food wasn't bad either). MUST BE NICE!
13. Eating only one time during the day is no bueno.
14. Tangers outlets are fucking everywhere.
15. You didn't hear this from me but Calnan did a Jersey shore confessional. There may even be a copy of it floating around.
16. AC wasn't as scummy as I thought it was going to be. The Revel Casino was the fanciest spot I went into.
17. Massachusetts needs to get on board with Happy hour.
18. Buying beers and bringing them into a strip club in a brown paper bag is just weird.
19. Getting a sunburn on a vacation is part of the vacation, right?
20. Lets see 8 1/2 hours driving or 50 minutes flying - what would you choose?

A whole weekend of drunk so I am sure I forgot a ton more things. Thats why we have a comments section.

Suck it

I have no problem with anyone, answering any question with "suck it".
Do you want to go out for beers - SUCK IT!
Hows life - SUCK IT!
Hey you see that hottie over there - SUCK IT!
Do you write a blog on Mondays - SUCK IT!
Suck it is smooth like butter.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are all types of angry that its low 60's during the summer. I rather enjoy it.
2. Remicks what happened?
3. Korean BBQ is the shit.
4. I heard people complaining about the revitalization/rebuilding of Quincy center being a waste of tax money. I would rather see the city use the money for that than build yet another school.
5. I will never be confused with being a mason.
6. I have said it before and I will say it again. I do not understand the allure of training camp.
7. Mario knows a guy who knows a guy who can get you on the field at Fenway:

8. How did I not find out to last  minute that Bel Biv Devoe was gonna be at Mohegan sun this past weekend.
9. I heard someone at Game On asking what Morgan magic was, I almost slapped him.
10. The RF bud seats are not that impressive (even if you get on NESN):

11. Mario has a deal in place to buy his parents joint. So he is suspending his house search. PARTIES IN REVERE BITCHES!
12. Is there anything worse than pulling a muscle in your lower back?
13. Will all the Apple nerds rush out to see the Steve Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher?
14. Speaking of Apple is there anything worse than grabbing your ipod and the batteries are fucking dead? Like anything you were going to do it straight up ruined.
15. Port 305 in Marina bay is pretty good.
16. I woke up this am with my throat on fire. My wife has been telling me for years that I may have allergies. She may be right.
17. Here is Joe Q's 5th wheeler - http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/rvs/3980723548.html if anyone is interested.
18. I am pumped about this Peavy trade for Inglesias.
19. How many fantasy leagues is too many fantasy leagues?
20. Since it is so difficult to find a great blackened/Cajun chicken sandwich around here I have been perfecting my Cajun/blackening seasoning at home.

Till next week. As always I am sure there are plenty of things that I have left out.

...and shit

Pretty much if you add AND SHIT to any sentence it instantly makes that sentence 100% better and shit.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Paddy Calnan is indeed his own man. His plane ticket is booked for Atlantic City and he plans on being bombed from the time he is dropped off at the airport till the time he lands back home in Boston. Who is watching him?
2. The state of Wyoming has 2 escalators.
3.Looks like Dalton is the boys name for the Macphails. Just looking for a middle name and a girls name.
4. Apparently Mario is an asshole and has pulled out of buying a house.(at least thats what his real estate lady said)
5. Little kids love slides and they love climbing up them more than sliding down them.
6. Im really glad the older I get the more my father is exactly the same.
7. How did I not know that they made 3 videos for Blurred lines?
8. We all have one friend who makes each and every situation in life about them.
9. Joe Q is selling a 2001 - 32 foot 5th wheeler camper is anyone is interested. he is asking $7500.
10. So what if I play 30 words with friends games at a time. Don't judge me.
11. Do I really have a potty mouth?
12. Anyone need a roommate or know of a cheaper 1 bedroom on the South shore. For a friend.
13. Slaine is playing Friday at the Middle East if anyone wants to go, I am in!
14. I had no clue they have a bus service in Southie that picks people up at their houses and brings them to the bars. I am jealous
15. The Chiefdude has started his tattoo cover up on his leg. Bye bye 1970's trippy wizard.
16. Anyone know anything about replacing ball joints?
17. For some reason my nose is breaking out and I cant be 35 years old having zits on my nose. HELP ME HANK!
18. So what if my 10 day old niece is the size of a 3 month old:

19. How come no one gets together for out door patio drinking anymore? The Barking Crab, Ames Plow, Salty dog, somewhere in marina bay? Come on people.
20. Beef brisket in the crock pot comes out A-OK! Get on it people.

Till next week.

Summer is half over?

Its hard to believe after a 7 day heat wave that summer is just about half over. If we never see another 90 degree day again, I'd be totally cool with it.

Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Julie is not only a 10 Club member but she is such a fanatic that she went to see Pearl Jam in Chicago at Wrigley field this weekend.
2. Congrats to Tom and Mary on their second child - Kaydance Rae, coming in at a whopping 11 lbs 2.5 oz.
3. There is now a Dorchester Ale. Made by the Percival Beer Company.
4. Happy 30th Birthday to Lauren Brady. Sorry I missed the cookout. Heard it was a blast. Next time I see ya SHOTS on me, no not body shots ya freak.
5. What you people know about Atlantic city?
6. The Hingham Beer works may be more expensive than the Boston one.
7. Getting all the guys in your fantasy league to commit to a day is a pain in the balls.
8. Chrissy is killing it with over time. Double time on Sundays.
9. Congrats to Joey "Cooking" Sousa on his marriage.
10. A 10 lb pork butt may be too much for just 2 people.
11. My nephew, Ryan, really loves to dig in the sand at the beach.

12. I don't get peoples love for electric tooth brushes. Just weird to me
13. Julian loves to dip his food into any sauces. Then when his food is gone he likes to dip his hands/fingers in the sauce.
14. Congrats to Mike G and his wife. They are officially pregnant with their 2nd child.
15.  Mikey T would be a thousandair if Dwight Gooden had panned out.
16. If you are looking for Accident/Disability/Life insurance give Jill a call 757-694-1277. She will do her best to come up with a plan that is best for you and your family.
17. I still got a little pull. MGM Vegas just sent me free rooms Sunday - Thursday.
18. The Dunkin Donuts AP is legit. Get coupons on your phone.
19. Stephen Flaherty's pool is down for the summer. The whole foundation is rotting away.
20. Calnan apparently can not make a move without the okay from his boy Dave. Still waiting Paddy...
21. This Whitey Bulger story just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
22. The Bruins schedule is out. I haven't gotten one text/email/request for tickets. That could be a 1st.
23. I wish there were more mexican/spanish food joint around. I mean there are a million chinese/asian joints. 24. Los may be looking for a new partner in fantasy football.
25. If you were a man and had to wear a dress to a fantasy football draft - WHAT BAR WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO BE SEEN AT?

As always I have probably forgot more than I listed.
See ya all at a bar.

Im back bitches

Lets see what I learned while on vacation. It has been almost 2 weeks since I posted:

1. Lesson learned Twin Rivers Casino, never pick up a bank envelope on the floor (if you do leave the casino right away):

2.  People come up with all  types of creative way to stalk.
3. The Kraemer men believe you can never marry a girl who you have banged in the ass.
4. Toomer is back and apparently doesn't know Bradys last name. HMMMM is Lauren Brady! Maybe Brady would make a good 1st name for a girl?
5. Speaking of Brady apparently she has a gift, she can tell if a guys gay AFTER she bangs him.
6. Seeing Chrissy bounce off the bouncy house, in slow motion, and land on his shoulder, even though he sprained that shoulder, could have been one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time.
7. Jeffrey finally bit the bullet and got some ink:

8. It is not normal to buy sushi at Walgreens. NOT NORMAL!
9. Katie made this diaper motorcycle thing for a baby shower:

10. Shawn Larry is out for fantasy football and Smiddy wants back in. Do you think he has the $225 for the league? Should we let him back in? Will he flake out on us?
11. Chrissy and Alison's daughter shitting herself on the bouncy house slide was almost as funny as Chrissy busting his shoulder.
12. Folan and Rio are a force in the world of bean bag toss. And tossing corn into buckets doesn't translate to bean bag toss.
13. Welchie is moved back to the South shore. Maybe he will be around a bit more now.
14. The walking taco is no joke:

15. I'm hearing nothing but great thinks about Molly Moos in Quincy.
16. So far Dalton is the front runner for the new Macphail baby. Keep the names coming, baby is due in November.
17. I thought for sure Rob was going to make my cookout. No dice.
18. The reason that Twin Rivers charges for beer is their legal gambling age is 18 plus. Kind of weird to be playing Blackjack with 18 year olds.
19. Did I mention that Brady banged a midget? Not the same guy who is apparently gay.
20. I have no clue how people eat veggie burgers. I mean put that shit on a burger.
21. Speaking of burgers that new Wendys pretzel bun burger - LEGIT!
22. Who leaves 2 Oreos in the container? Thats some bullshit.
23. I read that Whitey had gone to Vancouver to watch the B's win the cup. Do you think that's true or just like an urban legend?
24. Jeffrey's addition makes his house look huge. Maybe he will have a Labor day party?
25. Tommy and Mary are scheduled to have their 2nd baby girl this Thursday. I wish them both well.
26. Congrats to Colleen on her engagement.
27. Ryan Macrobert is trying to get people together to see Pearl Jam, in Worcester, in October. Anyone interested?
28. Hey Bieber pick a fucking NHL team and stick with it.
29. Chrissy HATES Aztek Gino.
30. The Bruins making all types of moves and everyone has an opinion. My take is whatever it takes to win a cup.
31. It is going to be sad to see Pierce in another uniform next year.
32. The deer flys are out and in force this summer.
33. I love any place that actually puts dressing on your salad and tosses it rather than just put it on the side.
34. Excited to know that Pembroke has the Miller High Life lights.
35. Rumor has it Welchies bachelor party will be in Vegas next year.
36. Mario is on another good run of scratchies.
37. That hot and spicy sandwich from Dunkin Donuts is no joke.
38. Apparently, Ed Regan is too large for the seats at Fenway Park?
39. The guy who owns the Fat Cat in Quincy has opened up a tapas bar/restaurant in Weymouth called Passport. If you are into tapas,  I heard the place is legit.
40. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get my Great Dane to stop barking at other dogs when she is in the car? I mean she goes nuts, also when she is on a leash and sees other dogs. Like bat shit crazy nuts.

I am sure there is way more shit that I have forgotten about. That is why we have a comments section.

Happy 4th of July

There will be no blog next week as I am on vacation.

July is here

The year is officially half over. This hot and humid summer is never ending.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1.Anyone else's wife happen to lose one of their .5 ct diamond stud earrings?
2. The Cheesecake factory sucks on the weekend. The quality of the food sucks.
3. The Sox are the 1st AL team to 50 wins and everyone is ho-hum. Man how the mighty have fallen.
4. I donated 138 dvds to the troops.
5. Pretty sure Jeffrey shouldn't be allowing his son to run around the drive way naked, just saying.
6. I wish Mario good luck with his house offer today.
7. Haaa haathe guy at work just got a new license plate BALBSTR(only in NH).

8. Anyone interested in going to Canobie Lake next week?
9. Chrissy is trying to get a day trip to the Cape for Bear week.
10. Next season the Bruins will have a 90 year patch on their uniforms:

11. Honestly who changes their cell phone and cell phone  number because some crazy broad has your number?
12. The movie Looper blows.
13. Jeffrey and Mario are the only people I know who take vacation from work to do other work.
14. Chrissy and Alisons baby girls bday party is Sunday. Party time in Pembroke bitches.
15. American chop suey is under rated.
16. What are the Celtics doing? Do they not care if anyone comes next year, because their season ticket holders have already committed?
17. Do people still use the term "meathead" when talking about meatheads?
18. I hope Welchie survived the trip to meet the future in-laws down in the Carolinas.
19. The KFC boneless chicken is super peppery, thats coming from someone who likes peppery shit.
20. Congrats to the Clearys for selling their house and moving in with the in-laws. Rumor has it they are going big time and building a house.

Hope to see you guys on Saturday at the Break in the deck party. I will have burgers and dogs. Im debating breaking out my smoker and having ribs and chicken as well.
There will be some beers but hey bring your own and sides are always appreciated.
If you bring anything to grill Ill fire it up.

Thank you from the Boston Bruins

Why, No?

Don't want to talk about it

I am not speaking about last nights Bruin let down. I will congratulate them on a fine shortened season. They far exceeded my expectations.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Pig Roast(I couldnt get it the correct way):

2. Big shout out and Happy 30th to Rachael Macphail Talieri.
3. Bouncy houses with hoses on the slides are all the rage now a days.
4. Buying 4 30 packs in one day and not getting drunk SUCKS.
5. Mark Welch will be moving in 20 days.
6. Jason Foley has a 1 bedroom apartment in Quincy if anyone is interested.
7. Supah P is growing this out till next Mustache pub crawl:

8. Since no one has come up with a name or money for Chrissy second child he is thinking Dalton, boy or girl. Dalton Macphail
9. Do you know anyone who has been struck by lightning? Albie is deathly afraid. HAD TO LEAVE THE BAR AFRAID!
10. Even the HG TV ladies love themselves some Towelman:

11. BK now delivers in Boston?

12. What are the rules/etiquette when you bring beers to a party? You leave what you bring, right? Or do you leave WITH what you bring?

13. I have witnessed the terrible 2's first hand at a 2 year old bday party Saturday.

14. Did Puma stop selling their sneakers in stores? Couldn't find a pair to save my life.

15. The Cheeseboy grilled cheeses are just glorified paninis.(his mac and cheese is good though).

16. The Chiefdude is getting his pinball wizard tattoo covered up starting Thursday.

17. How pissed would you be if some drunk(Chrissy) spilled a beer all over your head trying to get a foul ball?

18. Nora Mitchell is looking to get into Triathlons. Anyone interested in joining her?

19. Saw Kalin at the Plaza, she is crazy as ever.

20. How come we have not been to Twin Rivers now that they have live gambling?

21. Im digging on this new Instagram video.

22. Crumb the new cupcake store at the Plaza is the SHIT!

23. Nora has added her name to the Bruins season ticket list. If she gets those she will have Celtics, Patriots and Bruins season tickets.

24. I think my head is too large for sun glasses.

25. Don't forget I am having a cookout on July 6th. All are welcome. see ya there.

Red Sox season is in full swing and Football season starts in 72 days.

Tomorrow

I have decided to hold off posting things I learned until tomorrow. The Bruins have a huge game 6 tonight and I figure there will be plenty of things for me to add.

BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE CHIPMAN FAMILY. THE PIG ROAST WAS A FUCKING BLAST AS ALWAYS - BIGGER AND BETTER THIS YEAR!

Summer will be here Friday

This is going to be a bad bad week for me and my liver. Bruins game tonight, Both games of the Sox double header tomorrow, Bruins game on Wednesday, The Chipman family pig roast and watching the Bruins game Saturday.  I may need to detox on Sunday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If white chicks are gonna put their cleavage out there and its SUPER GHOST WHITE then that is called Game of Throne titties.
2. Joe Martell loves the new chicken sandwiches from Dunkin Donuts.
3. Chrissy has started getting some much needed OT down at Coke.
4. Foxwoods is offering me 2 free tickets to the Counting Crows and the Wall Flowers. You guys know the Crows are my shit.
5. The new Superman movie is fucking awesome.
6. It is embarrassing that I can not give away a $100 ticket to go to the Sox game tomorrow night.
7. Building a trellis for cucumbers is not all that difficult.
8. Never ever ever get on a roof when its above 60 degrees. I burned the palm of both my hands!
9. US Flags are more expensive than I thought.
10. There is no easy/fast way to stop a dogs tongue from bleeding.
11. Mario has a friend who is giving up a husky, if anyone is interested.
12. Why is it so god damn hard to find a packie that sells Miller High Life Light?
13. Just a reminder I am having a cookout July 6th.
14. Back Seat Lover has broken up. While devastating news, I guess some members are uniting with some members of Itchy Fish and they are putting a new band together.
15. How come you fools didn't tell me about www.dotrat.com ?
16. What does one buy a 2 year old boy for his birthday? Any help would be appreciated.
17. I can't believe CBS already wants their money for fantasy football for next season. ITS GOD DAMN JUNE. (don't worry though I re-signed)
18. How soon till the "Yipee Paille Mother Fucker" shirts are being printed
19. Are Tank tops in or out this year?
20. Word With Friends has sucked since its last few upgrades. It freezes and takes forever to play one game. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW WWF!

Lets hope the Bruins can win the cup again.

Im not apologizing

I tried all day yesterday to update this blog but no luck. Seems like IT was putting the kibosh on it. Well after some digging around... LOOK AT ME NOW! You can slow me down but ya can't hold me down.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Bruins band wagoneers didn't show up until this Penguins series, and I think that was just to gloat if the B's lost.
2. You ever try to do some fancy dance moves in an elevator? Feels weird, kinda like when you jump in one.
3. Congrats to Mike and Kate on their bouncy baby boy.
4. I am indifferent to the whole Pats signing Tebow but I can not wait till everyone who hated the move are all of a sudden pumped IF he does well. BUNCHA HYPOCRITES.
5. Uncle Ronnie is banging out Jeffreys second floor addition at a record pace.
6. Jeb has a 65 lb pig for the roast. June 22nd can not come fast enough.
7. Joe Q and TK are like the 2 old guys in the muppets.
8. Jeff was like a kid at a candy store at the Bs game.
9. Building an outdoor water fountain for the dogs was not that hard.
10. This year is fucking flying by.
11. People are pissed about this whole Duxbury beach fiasco.
12. How much would you pay to name Chrissys new baby?
13. When will this fucking weather make up its mind? Hot, cold, hot, hot, hot, cold, cold, hot, rain, rain, rain, more god damn rain. What about some warm days mother nature?
14. Should I be offended when my wife tells me I all of a sudden look skinny?
15. Cajun chicken broccoli and ziti from Blasis is the shit.
16. I will probably flip out on you of you try and give me a boiled hot dog.
17. Oh and pretty much if you say anything you are going to offend anyone.
18. Is it just me or does Toucher and Rich seem to have more and longer commercial breaks in the 6 O'clock hour?
19. I don't care who you are getting tweeted at or retweeted by the Boston Media feels pretty good.
20. Don't forget the Bruins playoff tickets are going on sale at noon today.
21. Breyers makes a Samoa girl scout cookie ice cream. It is fucking awesome.



Hopefully next Monday we will all be feeling good with these Stanley Cup Finals.

Day late and a dollar short

1. Yes, I had Monday off so there was no blog.
2. Yes, I worked yesterday but I didn't feel like writing a blog.
3. Here I am bitches - Take it or leave it.

 This is what I learned FROM LAST WEEK:

1. Sometimes a baby just don't want to come out.
2. Even though Chiefdude says he is not getting any more ink, he obsesses and keeps his eyes opened.
3. Jeffrey is a huge WHJY fan.
4. New Kids on the Block still put on a great show.
5. Nothing worse than when your mini beer fridge dies.
6. I am too old for dumb drunk shit at the bar.
7. People are selling B's tickets for $400 each this round, why don't I ever try that?
8. Why is there so much hate for the Sox?
9. Never ever a good thing to have your bedroom being rained in but then again when you don't have a roof on your house and its pouring out.
10. After using central AC for a week, I could never go back to window units.
11. This years Dot day bowl off winner is Chrissy, by 10 pins, what color shirt should we make him?
12. Only thing worse than a tooth ache is an ear ache (as an adult).
13. Peggy O's has officially changed:

14. Supah P's daughter is graduating from High School.
15. I am having a hard time getting back into Game of Thrones books.
16. Smiddy is back in action. Must not be dating anyone.
17. You can watch NBC sports online if you have a Comcast sign in.
18. Its funny how many friends you all of a sudden have when its Bruins Playoff time.
19. I think mowing the lawn is very therapeutic.
20. You ever feel like you take 2 steps forward and 6 steps back?
21. So far Ronins knee Mutt Brace is working alright.
22. I know people think Welchie has been on the move but he was actually in Ireland.
23. Pretty sure Big Bob tried to kill Mario - 6 Yards of Loam by hand on a 96 degree day?
24. The Cool ranch taco is better than the Nacho cheese taco.
25. I think Dot out looks forward to seeing Chrissy as much as Chrissy looks forward to them.
26. Tom Newton is a nomad.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I know I should of updated yesterday but I didn't.

Dot day is coming

Whats up bitches! Its been a while. Yes, I worked yesterday but I figured that all you fucks were out enjoying the weather so I decided to not post yesterday. Eat a dick if you don't like it.

1. Picking out a deck stain is not as easy as I thought it would be.
2. Good luck Jeffrey and Sarah, who are adding a second story to their house starting today.
3. Doesn't look like Chrissy is going to make Dot day this year, he can not get rid of his single NKOTB ticket.
4. Being towelman does that make me famous or infamous?
5. Sometimes I forget my wife is not from around here, so I was surprised she had never been to the Museum of Fine Arts. That has been rectified. I recommend seeing the Samurai exhibit.
6. Of course Jeffrey has dinner dates at Maggianos and didn't invite anyone.
7. Joe Martell has never seen Airplane. I mean what the fuck.
8. Glad to see the weather is starting to pick up for the end of this week.
9. DJ Brighto has a regular Sunday gig at Hajjars in Weymouth, 1st Sunday of the month just in time for the summer.
10. $100 to have my lawn mower tuned up and the cable replaced, not too shabby.
11. Most people are picking the Bruins to lose in 5. I got this series going 7.
12. How come more people aren't as excited about Jebs pig roast as I am?
13. Speaking of Jeb, Congrats to him and his wife on their new baby girl, Ady.
14. After the B's won against the Rangers, quickest texts ever to try and get tickets to the next round.
15. If you like BBQ, I would suggest trying Sweet Cheeks Q over by Fenway.
16. Mario is quite the Red Sox fan. He also has a man crush on the Flying Hawaiian.
17. My neighbors replaced the fence while I worked all weekend:

18. What you know about building a water feature in your back yard?
19. How ghetto is it to charge your phone at a bar?
20. I know everyone is on the Candy Crush kick but I have moved onto Tetris Blitz.

Lets go Bruins!
Lets go Bruins!

See you all at Dot day.

Thanks

I would like to thank everyone who came out for the 6th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl. We raised $1905 for the One Fund Boston.

Next year we have changed the pub crawl to fathers day weekend. The 7th Annual Mustache pub crawl will be Saturday, June 14th, 2014. See ya there!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Good to see Travis rocking the bag pipes still.
2. Chrissy got mauled by a bear, or fell down some escalator stairs:

3. Lots of no shows from people who normally make it to the crawl.
4. She complains every year about the crawl but always seems to get into the spirit, day of:

5. Coogans never ceases to amaze me with their hatred of pub crawls.
6. Towelman back up to his old tricks:

7. Towelman trumps mullet trumps lines on the sides of the head trumps a mustache.
8. The food at Blackstone went down real bad and real fast.
9. Who would anyone put mozzarella cheese on a steak and cheese?
10. I guess if Danny McBride needs a stunt double I am in! La Flama Blanca.

11. Anyone interested in tickets to the Sox Game June 18th? I have a pair and Mikeyt has a pair.
12. New Orleans is changing their names to Pelicans and now Charlotte wants to be the Hornets again? What the fuck.
13. Rumors are rampant that Welchie is looking to make a move to Milton.
14. DMX is not a good karaoke song.
15. If anyone wants any koozies I have 44 left.
16. Always makes me smile when people come from out of town to join up on the Mustache pub crawl.
17. Another year another shit show after Clarkes. The new Stadium aint too bad.
18. If anyone is around the Pembroke area please check up on Super P. Haven't heard from him in a bit.

It was a long drunk weekend. I am pretty sure my liver is happy it is over. See ya all next week.

Game 7 tonight

Where will you be tonight for game 7 Bruins/Leafs tonight?
I renewed this website for another year.

This is what I learned  this weekend:
1.Who has an open bar booze cruise for $30.00 and not advertise it as such?
2. I had no clue there were so many off the boat Irish(Turkeys) in North Quincy.
3. Looks like someone is ready for Saturdays crawl. Chrissy don't play:

 

4. Jeffrey may not be making the crawl this year. He has to rip his roof off of his house.

5. A huge Congrats go out to Chrissy and his lovely wife, Alison, on being pregnant. Ella will have a baby sister or is it brother? When does the pool start? (Ella is such a ham)

6. Deegan may become the 1st Atheist god father, ever.

7. Pocket text/text to talk being on while not actually texting is a kick in the balls.

8. The koozies for the pub crawl have been ordered. Lets hope they make it by Saturday.

9.Where are you Red Sox Nation?

10. I didn't know the Turkeys love tea as much as they do either.

11. Katie is addicted to Candy Crush. Like crack head addicted.

12. I really wanted to try and steal this duck:

13. I love how Riccio reads this blog religiously and then will FB or text me about things.
14. Facebook stalkers are everywhere.
15. Anyone interested in getting the baseball trips back together?
16. I'm hearing Smiddy and CVG are in the same category. They leave BMC and don't talk to anyone anymore.
17. How many people think Claude will be fired if the Bruins don't make it to the Finals? I know I do.
18. You can actually buy Lucky Charms marshmallows in bulk without the cereal.
19. Another summer and its still hard as fuck to find Miller High Life light anywhere. Its like my white whale.
20. Seems like everyone is refinancing.

Don't judge me because I am chanting "Lets go Bruins" at my desk.

Hope to see you all Saturday at the Pub crawl.