Monday, July 15, 2013

Im back bitches

Lets see what I learned while on vacation. It has been almost 2 weeks since I posted:

1. Lesson learned Twin Rivers Casino, never pick up a bank envelope on the floor (if you do leave the casino right away):

2.  People come up with all  types of creative way to stalk.
3. The Kraemer men believe you can never marry a girl who you have banged in the ass.
4. Toomer is back and apparently doesn't know Bradys last name. HMMMM is Lauren Brady! Maybe Brady would make a good 1st name for a girl?
5. Speaking of Brady apparently she has a gift, she can tell if a guys gay AFTER she bangs him.
6. Seeing Chrissy bounce off the bouncy house, in slow motion, and land on his shoulder, even though he sprained that shoulder, could have been one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time.
7. Jeffrey finally bit the bullet and got some ink:

8. It is not normal to buy sushi at Walgreens. NOT NORMAL!
9. Katie made this diaper motorcycle thing for a baby shower:

10. Shawn Larry is out for fantasy football and Smiddy wants back in. Do you think he has the $225 for the league? Should we let him back in? Will he flake out on us?
11. Chrissy and Alison's daughter shitting herself on the bouncy house slide was almost as funny as Chrissy busting his shoulder.
12. Folan and Rio are a force in the world of bean bag toss. And tossing corn into buckets doesn't translate to bean bag toss.
13. Welchie is moved back to the South shore. Maybe he will be around a bit more now.
14. The walking taco is no joke:

15. I'm hearing nothing but great thinks about Molly Moos in Quincy.
16. So far Dalton is the front runner for the new Macphail baby. Keep the names coming, baby is due in November.
17. I thought for sure Rob was going to make my cookout. No dice.
18. The reason that Twin Rivers charges for beer is their legal gambling age is 18 plus. Kind of weird to be playing Blackjack with 18 year olds.
19. Did I mention that Brady banged a midget? Not the same guy who is apparently gay.
20. I have no clue how people eat veggie burgers. I mean put that shit on a burger.
21. Speaking of burgers that new Wendys pretzel bun burger - LEGIT!
22. Who leaves 2 Oreos in the container? Thats some bullshit.
23. I read that Whitey had gone to Vancouver to watch the B's win the cup. Do you think that's true or just like an urban legend?
24. Jeffrey's addition makes his house look huge. Maybe he will have a Labor day party?
25. Tommy and Mary are scheduled to have their 2nd baby girl this Thursday. I wish them both well.
26. Congrats to Colleen on her engagement.
27. Ryan Macrobert is trying to get people together to see Pearl Jam, in Worcester, in October. Anyone interested?
28. Hey Bieber pick a fucking NHL team and stick with it.
29. Chrissy HATES Aztek Gino.
30. The Bruins making all types of moves and everyone has an opinion. My take is whatever it takes to win a cup.
31. It is going to be sad to see Pierce in another uniform next year.
32. The deer flys are out and in force this summer.
33. I love any place that actually puts dressing on your salad and tosses it rather than just put it on the side.
34. Excited to know that Pembroke has the Miller High Life lights.
35. Rumor has it Welchies bachelor party will be in Vegas next year.
36. Mario is on another good run of scratchies.
37. That hot and spicy sandwich from Dunkin Donuts is no joke.
38. Apparently, Ed Regan is too large for the seats at Fenway Park?
39. The guy who owns the Fat Cat in Quincy has opened up a tapas bar/restaurant in Weymouth called Passport. If you are into tapas,  I heard the place is legit.
40. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get my Great Dane to stop barking at other dogs when she is in the car? I mean she goes nuts, also when she is on a leash and sees other dogs. Like bat shit crazy nuts.

I am sure there is way more shit that I have forgotten about. That is why we have a comments section.

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