Drug testing for the unemployed
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - A state lawmaker is proposing a bill to drug test unemployed Floridians collecting unemployment benefits.
"Let's make sure it's going to people who truly are ready, able, and willing to work. People who can't pass a random drug test really probably shouldn't be collecting our unemployment money," said bill sponsor Senator Mike Bennett, a Republican from Sarasota.
Last month the state of Florida paid out $117-million in unemployment benefits.
Bennett's bill calls for 10 percent of those who file an unemployment claim to undergo random testing. Also, 10 percent of people already receiving unemployment benefits would be tested.
Mary Ann Aiken of Wesley Chapel is unemployed and unopposed to the proposal. "If they're getting these benefits and let's say for instance they are a substance abuser, then that money could be actually be going to support their habit."
The ACLU of Florida is against the bill and says this type of testing should only happen when there's suspicion someone's using.
"We're taking everyone who happens to be in this situation of not having a job, which are a lot of people right now, and we're treating them as if they are potential drug abusers," said Courtenay Strickland with the ACLU.
Leaving the unemployment office, Dorothy Odie explained how these days "the unemployed" includes "the hard-working" and people who've worked their whole lives. "These people that's coming here, they're working people that have been on their jobs. One man I met today, he'd been on his job 30 years. So, you're labeling people," she said.
But Bennett insists that's not the case. "Whether soft drugs or hard drugs, get clean first so the next person who hires you will not have the liability of having you on the payroll."
The proposal says anyone who failed their drug test couldn't get unemployment benefits for one year.
The bill still has to go to legislative committee. The cost of each drug test would come out of individual benefits.
I see nothing wrong with this at all. I am 100% for it. I'll take it one step further and extend it to Welfare recipients as well. If you are getting money from the government, state or federal, then why shouldn't you have to take a drug test? Some of the people who are paying the taxes, that are going towards welfare and unemployment, have to pass drug tests just to stay EMPLOYED. Why is there an issue with UNEMPLOYED people having to pass a drug to collect free money? Times are tough and people are losing their jobs left and right but if you want government issues funds then stay clean. Not a big issue. I hope this passes.
Monday, March 9, 2009
No more snow
This is some mighty fine weather we are having. One day it is 65 degrees and beautiful out the next 32 with a snow and sleet mix. Global warming - Isn't it grand?
I have always been a fan of the Harpoonfest but maybe they should expand it back to Thursday through Sunday or start earlier in the day on Saturdays. It gets packed before 4:00pm and the line is at least an hour long. Oh well enough bitching about lines...I went, got smashed and passed out, it was an overall successful day.
Things I learned this weekend:
1. Smiddy is currently OFF the market. His FB status has been changed to currently not single. Don't cry ladies.
2. There could be something in the Harpoon beers at the brewery. 9 beers and I was super bombed.
3. Mario made his own brew and will be having a party to celebrate sometime in the near future.
4. This whole spring ahead and fall back is a scam!
5. St. Pattys day party at Kohanskys Sunday - 3 floor extravaganza.
6. Crown Royal is expensive...$101 bucks for shots - OUCH!
7. Manny Fernandez sucks more than I ever thought. Hey when you leave don't let the Zakim Bridge hit you in the ass on your way out.
8. The Celtics need some time to work the new guys in.
9. The Tourney is coming and the games are getting more and more exciting.
10. A large 1 topping pizza at Papa Ginos cost $15.00 dollars. I MEAN WTF IS THAT??
The race in the NHL east is heating up. The Bruins are 8 points ahead of the Devils and 9 ahead of the Caps.
The Montreal Cuntnadians are in 5th place with 77 points but could easily fall out of a playoff spot with the way the Hurricane and the Sabres are playing. There are 15 games left, it should be a fun ride.
I have always been a fan of the Harpoonfest but maybe they should expand it back to Thursday through Sunday or start earlier in the day on Saturdays. It gets packed before 4:00pm and the line is at least an hour long. Oh well enough bitching about lines...I went, got smashed and passed out, it was an overall successful day.
Things I learned this weekend:
1. Smiddy is currently OFF the market. His FB status has been changed to currently not single. Don't cry ladies.
2. There could be something in the Harpoon beers at the brewery. 9 beers and I was super bombed.
3. Mario made his own brew and will be having a party to celebrate sometime in the near future.
4. This whole spring ahead and fall back is a scam!
5. St. Pattys day party at Kohanskys Sunday - 3 floor extravaganza.
6. Crown Royal is expensive...$101 bucks for shots - OUCH!
7. Manny Fernandez sucks more than I ever thought. Hey when you leave don't let the Zakim Bridge hit you in the ass on your way out.
8. The Celtics need some time to work the new guys in.
9. The Tourney is coming and the games are getting more and more exciting.
10. A large 1 topping pizza at Papa Ginos cost $15.00 dollars. I MEAN WTF IS THAT??
The race in the NHL east is heating up. The Bruins are 8 points ahead of the Devils and 9 ahead of the Caps.
The Montreal Cuntnadians are in 5th place with 77 points but could easily fall out of a playoff spot with the way the Hurricane and the Sabres are playing. There are 15 games left, it should be a fun ride.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
HOCKEY TIME!
Well boys and girls I have some bad news. Going into this week I figured the Eastern Conference was a 2 team battle between the Bruins and Flyers. The Caps don't worry me too much because outside of Ovechkin they don't have enough talent to win a 7 game series. Montreal seems to be falling off the pace and don't appear to pose too much of a threat. Things were shaping up to be a Flyers/Bruins second round match-up.....winner has a clear path to the finals. In steps Mr. Martin Brodeur......a man I've loved to hate over the years. This bastard comes back and gives up 4 goals in his first 3 games including a shut-out of the Flyers (and yes I know he put up a clunker on Saturday). Brodeur has always had the Flyers number and under no circumstances do I want to see him in the playoffs. Anybody have Tonya Hardings number???? I have no problem putting out a contract on Brodeur.
The highlights are pretty good this week.....even got an extra audio bonus in one of the clips. The announcers managed to sneak in a reference to one of my all-time favorite snacks! This weeks ice girls spotlight fcuses on the Nashville Predators Liquid Ice Girls.Peace!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Quote of the Week
"Hockey is like heroin. Only drug addicts do heroin. It's not like a recreational drug... Only hockey fans watch hockey"---Chris Rock
Single and ready to mingle
Everyone knows that Meghan Fox is single! She dropped Brian Austin Green on his ass but why is it that this is the 1st time I have seen this picture?
I will go puke now...
Judge slams man's deal with stepdaughter
A MAN lured his teenage stepdaughter into having sex with him by signing a "contract" which agreed she could keep child bonus payments when she got pregnant.
The years of abuse was condoned by the man's wife because she was afraid to have another baby in case it had a congenital disease.
The case has been called one of the most bizarre child-sex cases to come before an Australian court as the stepfather not only got the girl to sign the contract but also made her keep a false diary in which she recorded having sex with a fictional boyfriend named "Luke".
The plan was to blame "Luke" when she became pregnant.
In the District Court in Brisbane last year, the stepfather, 36, was jailed for eight years after pleading guilty to maintaining a sexual relationship with a child under 16 years.
His wife, the girl's mother, was jailed for six months for playing a lesser role in the abuse.
The man was in the Court of Appeal yesterday opposing his sentence as being manifestly excessive.
The court was told the man abused the girl from when she was 12 until she was 16, from 2002 to 2006. The abuse reached a level where the man got his stepdaughter to "sign" a deal in which she would attempt to conceive a child by him.
The court was told the girl's mother had two other children who were both affected by Hirschsprung's disease – a congenital disorder of the colon. The mother and stepfather decided the risk was too great to have a child of their own and decided to ask the girl to become pregnant to the man.
He got the girl to sign a contract and promised her she could keep all of the "baby bonuses".
The court heard the man, with his wife's knowledge, had sex with the girl two or three times a day and she would often be kept home from school for the purpose. When police arrested the man, he told them: "Did you not see the fucking contract?"
Barrister Steve Kissick, for the man, argued that when all the mitigating factors were taken into account, the eight years' sentence should be reduced to six or seven years.
However, in a unanimous judgment the Court of Appeal dismissed the appeal.
Chief Justice Paul de Jersey said the agreement reached between the man, his wife and stepdaughter was "bizarre and grossly reprehensible".
Are you serious with this? This pedophile made a 12 year old girl sign a contract to fuck? Even more grotesque, IT WAS HER STEP FATHER! Aren't parents supposed to protect children? Not fuck them and give them "BABY BONUSES"? How could the mother even condone this? How fucked in the head are people in Australia? Oh and keep a journal of this affair but call me Luke. For some odd reason I am picturing a trailer park with kangaroos and wallabees running around!
I hope this guy has to sign a contract to get ass reamed 3-5 times a day in prison. And he gets "mouth raped bonuses" from the bigguns in the yard.
Spring is Springing...
It Wanna B's time!!
"TALK IS CHEAP, WE HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND EXECUTE" - CLAUDE JULIEN
1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. Mrs. Iggles
The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!
Christian Daniel Macphail week 15 trying to Bring it!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do the Bruins show up for the first 10 and the last 20 minutes of the game? We need a a full 60 minute game from you boys. Now today they should all head to the North End, pick up some trashy women and go to Andrew Ferrences place for an all night orgy. I think that would help the team out.
"TALK IS CHEAP, WE HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND EXECUTE" - CLAUDE JULIEN
1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. Mrs. Iggles
The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!
Christian Daniel Macphail week 15 trying to Bring it!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do the Bruins show up for the first 10 and the last 20 minutes of the game? We need a a full 60 minute game from you boys. Now today they should all head to the North End, pick up some trashy women and go to Andrew Ferrences place for an all night orgy. I think that would help the team out.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Hey ya Big Dummy
Man Uses Debit Card To Buy Drink In Alleged Holdup
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) ―
Would-be robbers take note: Don't use your debit card during a holdup. A West Virginia man who police say attempted to rob a convenience store instead ended up buying a soft drink with his debit card — ultimately leading to his arrest.
Shawn Thomas Lester, 33, told the store clerk Monday he had a gun and wanted all the money in the register, police said. But the suspect got flustered when a customer walked in and the clerk told him to pay for the soft drink.
Lester handed over his debit card, then signed the receipt "John Doe" and left without any cash.
Police traced the debit card and found Lester, of Charleston. He told police he was only joking when he said he had a gun and demanded money.
He was charged with armed robbery in Kanawha County, according to a criminal complaint.
It was not clear whether Lester had an attorney. His phone number was unlisted.
How would you like to be Shawn Thomas Lester right now? I mean it is bad enough you go around with everyone calling you BY ALL 3 of your names but now you are labeled A BIG DUMMY! Shawn Thomas Lester, you were always destined to be a failure or a serial killer, but obviously you are too dumb for that. Why on earth would you buy a soda, with a debit card, while trying to rob the place? Maybe he was on those Lortabs that the 2 chicks were on while banging in a parked Nissan? And when the cops show up? I was only joking is not really going to cover it. Maybe try something a little more interesting...I was strung out, I was drunk, I was sleep walking, I was under a whole lot of stress from work, the devil made me do it, Obama will bail me out, These god damn Lortabs, I was looking for money for my mortage, or ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI.
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) ―
Would-be robbers take note: Don't use your debit card during a holdup. A West Virginia man who police say attempted to rob a convenience store instead ended up buying a soft drink with his debit card — ultimately leading to his arrest.
Shawn Thomas Lester, 33, told the store clerk Monday he had a gun and wanted all the money in the register, police said. But the suspect got flustered when a customer walked in and the clerk told him to pay for the soft drink.
Lester handed over his debit card, then signed the receipt "John Doe" and left without any cash.
Police traced the debit card and found Lester, of Charleston. He told police he was only joking when he said he had a gun and demanded money.
He was charged with armed robbery in Kanawha County, according to a criminal complaint.
It was not clear whether Lester had an attorney. His phone number was unlisted.
How would you like to be Shawn Thomas Lester right now? I mean it is bad enough you go around with everyone calling you BY ALL 3 of your names but now you are labeled A BIG DUMMY! Shawn Thomas Lester, you were always destined to be a failure or a serial killer, but obviously you are too dumb for that. Why on earth would you buy a soda, with a debit card, while trying to rob the place? Maybe he was on those Lortabs that the 2 chicks were on while banging in a parked Nissan? And when the cops show up? I was only joking is not really going to cover it. Maybe try something a little more interesting...I was strung out, I was drunk, I was sleep walking, I was under a whole lot of stress from work, the devil made me do it, Obama will bail me out, These god damn Lortabs, I was looking for money for my mortage, or ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI.
Grade B-
Overall the Bruins did alright. They traded a guy who is hurt, Nokelainen, for some defensive depth and then traded two guys, Lashoff and Karsums, who may or may not be half decent for a left handed veteran and a draft pick. I give them a B- for not removing anyone from the current roster to make any moves.
Another trade deadline, and another move for Mark Recchi.
For the fifth time in his career, the veteran has been traded late in a season, this time the Tampa Bay Lightning dealing him to Boston. The Bruins also receive a second round draft pick in 2010.
"To get picked up by a first-place team is really nice and comforting. It's a team that thinks I can help, and I'm going to do everything I can to," Recchi said in a conference call. "Boston's been pretty successful the last few years with other sports. I think it's the Bruins' time."
The Boston Bruins also added some defensive depth and toughness by acquiring Steve Montador from the Anaheim Ducks for forward Petteri Nokelainen.
Another trade deadline, and another move for Mark Recchi.
For the fifth time in his career, the veteran has been traded late in a season, this time the Tampa Bay Lightning dealing him to Boston. The Bruins also receive a second round draft pick in 2010.
"To get picked up by a first-place team is really nice and comforting. It's a team that thinks I can help, and I'm going to do everything I can to," Recchi said in a conference call. "Boston's been pretty successful the last few years with other sports. I think it's the Bruins' time."
The Boston Bruins also added some defensive depth and toughness by acquiring Steve Montador from the Anaheim Ducks for forward Petteri Nokelainen.
Farewell Terrell--Trouble in Dallas
Why Jerry? What do you mean there's not I in team?? ESPN reported that the Dallas Cowboys have released Terrell Owens
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Stupid Box Thing
Viewer Discretion Is Advised - Strong Adult Language (which makes the video even better)
Top 20 Place you don't want to wake up on a Sat/Sunday morning
I have to say I can relate to some of these, however I won't disclose my years of drunken stupidity.
1. Your parents’ driveway with the car still running.
2. The bushes outside your ex-girlfriend’s apartment using a boom box as a pillow.
3. Spooning some random dude.
4. In a bath tub covered in blood.
5. The Emergency Room with: A) a stab wound, B) significantly less teeth, C) your arms handcuffed to the bed, and/or D) your mom hysterically crying across the room.
6. The back seat of a stranger’s car.
7. In a strip club getting asked if that last lap dance should go on your credit card like the others.
8. On a downtown park bench in a city you’re unfamiliar with.
9. Next to your buddy wailing on a chick who may or may not be a professional.
10. Surrounded by your friends trying to figure out how you’re too stupid to find a bathroom.
11. The back bedroom of a trailer, for the second time.
12. Your parents’ kitchen floor.
13. Next to a minor telling you it’s “our little secret”.
14. The front lawn of the local synagogue.
15. Cleveland.
16. Next to any chick your friends have nicknamed slam pig, war pig, big bear, polar bear, hedgehog, freight elevator, or anything else that references her size and/or resemblance to a wild animal.
17. The drunk tank with someone dropping a deuce in the community toilet.
18. The couch with no pants on and the dryer running.
19. The neighbors’ front porch when you don’t know the neighbors.
20. On the floor of your old apartment with the new residents dialing 911.
1. Your parents’ driveway with the car still running.
2. The bushes outside your ex-girlfriend’s apartment using a boom box as a pillow.
3. Spooning some random dude.
4. In a bath tub covered in blood.
5. The Emergency Room with: A) a stab wound, B) significantly less teeth, C) your arms handcuffed to the bed, and/or D) your mom hysterically crying across the room.
6. The back seat of a stranger’s car.
7. In a strip club getting asked if that last lap dance should go on your credit card like the others.
8. On a downtown park bench in a city you’re unfamiliar with.
9. Next to your buddy wailing on a chick who may or may not be a professional.
10. Surrounded by your friends trying to figure out how you’re too stupid to find a bathroom.
11. The back bedroom of a trailer, for the second time.
12. Your parents’ kitchen floor.
13. Next to a minor telling you it’s “our little secret”.
14. The front lawn of the local synagogue.
15. Cleveland.
16. Next to any chick your friends have nicknamed slam pig, war pig, big bear, polar bear, hedgehog, freight elevator, or anything else that references her size and/or resemblance to a wild animal.
17. The drunk tank with someone dropping a deuce in the community toilet.
18. The couch with no pants on and the dryer running.
19. The neighbors’ front porch when you don’t know the neighbors.
20. On the floor of your old apartment with the new residents dialing 911.
Trade deadline
Today is trading day boys. It is time for all the rumors to stop and for the real GM's to make some ballsy moves. After last nights debacle(suck it Iggles) it is apparently clear the Bruins need a big time Defenseman and a left handed shot. They could be one in the same.
If it were me and I were playing GM of the B's today, I would put all my cards on the table. Here is who I would make available:
1. Zack Hammill
2. Vladimir Sobotka
3. Jeremy Reich
4. Peter Schaefer
5. Petteri Nokelainen
6. Chuck Kobasew
7. Byron Bitz
8. Manny Fernandez
9. Any of the D other than Chara
10. Pusstrice Bergeron
Since I am not the GM today let hope Chiarelli makes some big time noise and not take some crap player to try to get us over the hump.
The dart team is in it's typical early season slump. We lost again this week, 7-4. The silent sniper has been praying to the porcelain god for the past 3 days and was unable to play. Jeffrey has been working on his house down in hull so he wasn't available and well we all know Jared quit on us. Bigshow hasn't shown up for a match yet and we are heading into week 6. Glad to see Mike G showing up and working the rust off.
If it were me and I were playing GM of the B's today, I would put all my cards on the table. Here is who I would make available:
1. Zack Hammill
2. Vladimir Sobotka
3. Jeremy Reich
4. Peter Schaefer
5. Petteri Nokelainen
6. Chuck Kobasew
7. Byron Bitz
8. Manny Fernandez
9. Any of the D other than Chara
10. Pusstrice Bergeron
Since I am not the GM today let hope Chiarelli makes some big time noise and not take some crap player to try to get us over the hump.
The dart team is in it's typical early season slump. We lost again this week, 7-4. The silent sniper has been praying to the porcelain god for the past 3 days and was unable to play. Jeffrey has been working on his house down in hull so he wasn't available and well we all know Jared quit on us. Bigshow hasn't shown up for a match yet and we are heading into week 6. Glad to see Mike G showing up and working the rust off.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
"Skunk Weed"
Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.
Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.
After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab, Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”
The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.
This story is even better than the guy stabbing 3 of his friends for buying the wrong beer. I mean what is wrong with a little coitus between two young females in a 2005 Maxima? This sounds like a scene in a Cinemax soft porn. Except the cops would join in with the 2 girls and then it would be an all out orgy in the parking lot.
I wonder why there are no pictures accompanied with this story? And why did the girl have the weed stuck up her ass? Was that part of their kinky sex act? Why did she even offer up the fact she was packing a a baggie of weed up her ass? Does this Lortab get you all fucked up?? Maybe Smiddy was on the Lortab 2 weekends ago when we went out drinking?
Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.
After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab, Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”
The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.
This story is even better than the guy stabbing 3 of his friends for buying the wrong beer. I mean what is wrong with a little coitus between two young females in a 2005 Maxima? This sounds like a scene in a Cinemax soft porn. Except the cops would join in with the 2 girls and then it would be an all out orgy in the parking lot.
I wonder why there are no pictures accompanied with this story? And why did the girl have the weed stuck up her ass? Was that part of their kinky sex act? Why did she even offer up the fact she was packing a a baggie of weed up her ass? Does this Lortab get you all fucked up?? Maybe Smiddy was on the Lortab 2 weekends ago when we went out drinking?
Monday, March 2, 2009
I said BUD
3 Stabbed In Fight Over Beer, Manatee Deputies Say
MANATEE COUNTY - Authorities say a man who became angry over the brand of beer available stabbed three people in a mobile home last night.
Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery after the 11 p.m. stabbings that occurred in a mobile home at Six L's Farm, 12599 State Road 39 near Duette, according to a Manatee County sheriff's report.
A witness told deputies four men were in a trailer drinking beer when Guerra became angry about the kind of beer the other men purchased. Authorities say Guerra began to throw punches and then pulled a knife from his pocket and stabbed the men.
Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.
Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.
Deputies located Guerra about 500 yards from the trailer. Guerra was passed out and had blood on his shirt, the report said.
Where to start with this? The fact that it takes place in a trailer park? The fact the dude was passed out with blood on his shirt? Or the fact that 3 guys couldn't over power 1 guy? And another things, what kind of beer did they come back with? Schlitz? Did he want straight Bud? Did he want a 40 oz and only got the 8 oz ponies? I think this story has lots of holes in it.
MANATEE COUNTY - Authorities say a man who became angry over the brand of beer available stabbed three people in a mobile home last night.
Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery after the 11 p.m. stabbings that occurred in a mobile home at Six L's Farm, 12599 State Road 39 near Duette, according to a Manatee County sheriff's report.
A witness told deputies four men were in a trailer drinking beer when Guerra became angry about the kind of beer the other men purchased. Authorities say Guerra began to throw punches and then pulled a knife from his pocket and stabbed the men.
Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.
Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.
Deputies located Guerra about 500 yards from the trailer. Guerra was passed out and had blood on his shirt, the report said.
Where to start with this? The fact that it takes place in a trailer park? The fact the dude was passed out with blood on his shirt? Or the fact that 3 guys couldn't over power 1 guy? And another things, what kind of beer did they come back with? Schlitz? Did he want straight Bud? Did he want a 40 oz and only got the 8 oz ponies? I think this story has lots of holes in it.
Snow day
Man this is some motherfucking heavy ass snow. Now everyone who lives in the city dreads the snow, two-fold. First there just isn't any place to put all this heavy snow and second people will now mark/hold their parking spaces for the next 2 weeks. I could probably rant and rave about this all day but I won't.
Things I learned this weekend:
1. You never ever want to hear get on your knees when in a male bathroom, CREEPY!
2. Afternoon B's games are killer.
3. Lazy Sunday afternoons are fabulous.
4. Orange juice is best cure for a cold.
5. Smiddy has been MIA since last Wednesday, maybe he is back in love?
6. Jeffrey is cranking away on his new house in Hull.
7. $5.00 recession buster menu at DJ'S is brilliant.
8. The new medicine that they gave me for my cluster headaches seems to work way better than the other stuff.
9. BBW Mclovin has the red ring of death on his XBOX 360 and he is none to happy about it.
10. People are upset about Matt Cassel being traded. I am more upset about Mike Vrabel being part of the trade.
11. Steve Levy says we need more hockey fans out and about(Plus he had a hot broad with him).
12. The dart team is looking for a player or two...anyone want in?
Things I learned this weekend:
1. You never ever want to hear get on your knees when in a male bathroom, CREEPY!
2. Afternoon B's games are killer.
3. Lazy Sunday afternoons are fabulous.
4. Orange juice is best cure for a cold.
5. Smiddy has been MIA since last Wednesday, maybe he is back in love?
6. Jeffrey is cranking away on his new house in Hull.
7. $5.00 recession buster menu at DJ'S is brilliant.
8. The new medicine that they gave me for my cluster headaches seems to work way better than the other stuff.
9. BBW Mclovin has the red ring of death on his XBOX 360 and he is none to happy about it.
10. People are upset about Matt Cassel being traded. I am more upset about Mike Vrabel being part of the trade.
11. Steve Levy says we need more hockey fans out and about(Plus he had a hot broad with him).
12. The dart team is looking for a player or two...anyone want in?
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Pats
Hello all, long time no talk as some of you may know the Wife and I welcomed our second child into the world. Another boy that makes 2 for the Chief take that bitches super sperm real men create boys...lol only playing for those of you who have girls and hopefully my boys break there hearts...lol only playing again ah no im not i meant both comments haha. Any ways I feel compelled to write about the trade for Cassel 1st. I know he is no Brady and soon we will see the 2 compete in the NFL i will watch Matt's career he deserves it. So to get to the point I would be fine with the 2nd round pick for Cassel but Vrabel too...thats worth at least 2 2nd round picks this year and next....Shit Atlanta got more for Schuabe...Any how im pissed at the Pats and the only thing they could do to make it up to me is by the end of the week I want Peppers in a Patriots uniform don't get me wrong Taylor was a good pick up and all but bring me some Peppers Bill Please,Please,please....you mother fucker don't get schooled by Pioli.....
Has anyone seen Doll Hose because this girl is hot can't find any good enough pics fot her own post though
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