TMX week 6

Week 6 is in the books and the bye weeks are already testing some teams! There were blockbuster trades on the table that never came through!! Chase was on the move up to the last second and QB needy Slippery Wizards had a deal fall through late as well!! No trade league shirts are on sale at folan.com website cuz it looks like that's what we have this year. Lets get to the recap. 

First place this week was Moco Loco with 156. Josh Allen was the first QB taken and he is worth every penny so far as he again put up big numbers. Chase had a break out game  and the only mistake made by Moco this week was not starting Waddle who had 18 compared to Suttons 2. Moco is making a push and still has Patterson getting healthy. We are not ready to say Hong Kong Street Pharmacists should be scared but its getting there if this keeps up. 

2^nd place this week was Equalizers with 128. Mahomes led the team again with Pittman finally playing like WR1 with 24. Fournette continues to be one of the best value RBs drafted catching and running in the Tampa offense. Tight end waiver find Tonyan added 10 catches for 90 yards but boom or bust Mike Williams went bust this week putting up 2. Equalizers have been near the top all season and are about to get number one pick Jonathan Taylor back and healthy they are a legit threat to take over first. 

3^rd place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 128. Burrow carried the team this week going off for 43 and Kelce did his usual either 100 yards or td effort. Jk dobbins killed the Burrows but he will be back on the bench when Pierce come back off the bye, same with Jakobi when Davante is back to pushing guys around next week! Hopkins worked through a quad strain to put up 13, big time kickers matter move right there. Burrow is hanging around the money and actively trying to make trades offering up players and in some cases goods and services so it should be interesting how it shakes out!

 4^th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 117.  SW actually had a QB finish the game for only the 3^rd time this season and is probably pleased with D. Jones putting up 17 points! Stevenson led the Wizards with a 2 td efforts while the Niners D let down the team this week after carrying them. Slippery Wizards is hoping Dak is back to have a QB for a few weeks and maybe get some distance from the basement. 

5^th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 115. Dingoes found a gem on the wire ,with King Henry on bye, he picked up Deon Jackson who put up 23 and could've went for more if he didn't get hurt!! Juju also finally showed out putting up 24 points and leading the team. God Brady had an off game vs the Steelers who were playing backups! This also hurt Mike Evans for a big fools gold moment. Dingoes declared themselves back 3 weeks ago and they continue to climb up! IF Brady gets hot and Keenan Allen gets healthy they could make a run for the money. 

6^th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 113. Diggs put up 30, Lazard found the end zone and Ekler made 10 catches but the real story is did Prebathtubwhitney break Herbert?  Herbert finished with only 8 points after throwing the ball 57 times!! Prebathtub is in the top 5 and can make a reach for the money if Herbie gets fixed and they can find some rb help. St Brown will be back to help out but they Herbert situation is getting scary. 

7^th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 106. Lamar was held in check again with only Andrews getting over 20 this week showing how far the HK Pharmacist were up, even their off weeks aren't allowing much movement for teams chasing them. Jacobs will be back next week to help out the rb situation so this may have been a rare instance to make up ground on the league leaders.

 8^th place this week was Charlies Angels with 103.  Angels couldn't get a player over 20 points this week although Cook and AJ Brown looked like they were going to have better weeks. The QB play at Charlie's is less than desirable as old friend Stafford could only manage 13. The bright side is they did pick up a gem in Walker off the wire who led the team with 18 points!!  Arob finally put up some numbers so there's a chance he's back or maybe a sell high moment to ship him out? Robbie Anderson found a new home replacing Hollywood who went down late and ETN maybe taking over that backfield so there is hope on the bench!! 

9^th place this week was Silly Goose with 100. TYreeeek led the team with 28 and proves hes qb proof, Jeff Wilson put up the .5 that hurt the team and Kyler Murray is about to get Dhop and Robbie Anderson after losing Hollywood Brown so hopefully that turns his season around. Gooses are in a good spot if Mike Thomas comes back with Dhop due back they are stacked at wr and maybe Najee will start to play like he did last year as he still hasn't scored over 12 points in a game all year!!

10^th place this week was Doom Gloom and Mike Boone with 97. Hurts and JJ had respectable games but with Doom/Gloom killing another RB ( ENO) respectable games aren't going to cut it from the big stars. Swifty coming back healthy is going to be key for Doomers and Tee Higgins needs to stay on the field. Luckily Doomers got 13 from back up kicker Succop as they continue to have best output from the kicker position in the league! Doom Gloom is in a slow spiral down and needs to get back on track with another possible traid!! 

Lets make some calls. First up from last place Doom Gloom and Mike Boone is kicker Ryan Succop! Hey Ry its TMX whats good? " oh shoot THE TMX?? Are you serious? I didn't think you called kickers! This is the best day of my life! How are you guys, I read all your stuff!' Good, good thanks for the support. You realize you and Daniel Carlson are the top two kickers in the league and playing for an owner who is anti kicker?? " Yeah we know, they don't think we belong we have to change in our cars, no locker in the locker room and take cold showers but you know what TMX we are out here proving we belong despite it all. " Kudos to you cant wait for the 30/30 a kickers life! Keep fighting the good fight Ryan!! 

Now lets give a call to the winning teams WR Ja' Marr Chase. Yo Ja what's good its TMX. "TMX what up dog? Me and Joey B was balling out today right?? We love coming back to New Orleans, always kill it" No doubt great game do you realize you were almost traded to Burrows? " say what? Moco loco looking to move me? I'm the best they got? This cant be real? I mean I'd love to play with Joey B but how can they even think about moving me?" We aren't sure maybe just a rumor? " yeah ain't no way they trading me, we bout to take over first you see how hot we are right now?" Oh we see it. Well good luck rest of the way and trade or no trade you are putting up good numbers keep it up! " oh you got that right TMX you keep doing you too!! "  There you have it. 

Lets check the standing

1.    Hong Kong Street Pharmacists
2.    Moco Loco                                            69
3.    Equalizers                                              88
4.    Prebathtubwhitney                            147
5.    Burrow my dick in yo ass                    149
6.    Silly Goose                                             191
7.    Slippery Wizards                                   209
8.    Doom Gloom and MIke Boone           222
9.     Flyingdingoes                                        228
10.     Charlies Angels                                      258

 

 

    On to week 7 with some heavy hitters on byes ( Buff, Minnie, La Rams and Philly). Lets hope injuries slow down and those almost trades turn into real trades! Good luck and as always folan.com for everything.

 

How

I mean how can Fall not be the best season? Just out here rocking and rolling in T shirts and jeans.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Glad to see that colds are still a thing.

2. Sad to hear Coach Jeffrey lost again to Bridgewater.

3. Always great to introduce White Tea shots to the community.

4. Chrissy out here dressing like a 1920's prohibition gangster.

5. Look at this mother fucker:

6. Are we more excited for Black Adam or Black Panther 2?

7. The breeder we are supposed to get a puppy from is rumored to be having puppies this week.

8. Mitchell has tickets to the Cs and Bs available if you want any games.

9. Powerball is almost at $500 Million. Lets just get a slice of that.

10. Another weekend of Keno and still no winning. Gotta be going on 2 years.

11. If you see Jeffrey out and about in his new Gladiator just know times are good right meow.

12. Rumor has it there is a plan to try Igolf in Pembroke then hit up Stellwagon Brewery.

Survived

Phew, didn't know if we would but everyone seemed to survive the 2nd annual Whack Fuck golf weekend.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Not everyone has been away on a boys weekend.

2. Just when you think Joe Martell has an off switch, he doesn't.

3. Everyone asking everyone if they eat ass. I am looking at you Steven A. - THAT'S PRIVATE.

4. If it weren't for Bad luck Mark Welch would have no luck.

5. Mike G just out here owning part of a race horse is so Mike G.

6. Fucking Croctober - Crocs being given out for free.

7. Week 5 of the NFL season just continuing the injury blood bath.

8. The worst part about playing golf once or twice a year is all the random things that are sore for a few days.

9. So far Zappe Hour is my favorite slogan for Bailey Zappe.

10. Hockey is back...lets fucking go.

11. If you are looking for Bs and Cs tickets - Nora Mitchell has both.

12. Wellfleet Oysterfest is this weekend if you are into music and bands and oysters and such.

13. You MUST be a regular to play Yahtzee at the DIP.

14. I must say I was a little weirded out by grapes in my chicken salad sammy but man they add lots.

TMX week 4

Week 4 has come and gone and the injuries are piling up for some big name players. Number one pick JTaylor is hurting, Kamara is down, Javonte Williams is out, Tmx fav Cordarelle Patterson to IR,  Keenan Allen, Sun God and Mike Thomas are still down and Tua was almost murdered on Thursday!  Its only week FOUR!! Al ot of teams will be scrambling on the waiver wire while The Flyingdingoes are suddenly the healthiest team in the league and on the rise. 

Let take a look at this week scoring. 1st place this week were the Equalizers. They are the first team to win two weeks this season coming in with an impressive 169. Miles Sanders broke out with 33 and TJ Hockenson exploded with a 40 burger! Equalizers were able to overlook number one pick Jonathan Taylor getting 2 points and are letting the league know that they are gonna be a tough team to beat. 

2^nd Place this week was Flyingdingoes with 165. The Dingoes officially declared themselves "back" and were led by Brady (36) and Evans (31). The running back position is filled with depth as Henry and J. Williams put up 27 and 28 and Penny went wild for 33 on the bench! The defending champ ain't giving up that crown just yet. 

3^rd place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 139. A rare off week from the dynamic duo of Jax (15) and Andrews (2pts) slowed down HK Pharmacist. Barkley and Kupp continued to put up numbers but this was an off week for HK and maybe offers some hope for the league as this wagon had been rolling. 

4^th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 137. Burrow got a good week from Mr Burrow and Mr 11^th round steal Dameon Pierce led the team with 27 points. JK Dobbins might be pushing Zeke or J.Rob to the bench this week if they don't get it going cuz 11 points combined isn't gonna cut it for the Burrows! 

5^th place this week was Charlies Angels with 128. Angels continue to hit on the right QB as they started Russy who put up 30 and benched Stafford who may have lost his job putting up 6 on Monday night! Deebo did Deebo things the rest were just ok. Angels management seems to have  let their Murray love cloud their judgement as they started Bucs D vs Mahomes instead of Carolina playing Kyler!! 

6^th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 127. SW was led by Niners D on Monday night putting up 31. Running backs CMC and Chubb continue to carry the team while Pitts is being soundly outplayed by Muth ( might wanna make a move here). The Wizards also witnessed starting QB Tua have the concussion of all concussions leading to only a 2 point week. QB roulette is a thing and will be in week 5 again for the Wizards. 

7^th place this week was Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho with 126. Pepper is running with Higgins and Jefferson as his top dogs. Scary Terry has been kinda scary so far putting up 2 points this week. Pepper needs to get Swifty healthy but may have who shot ya Robinson making his debut week 5 after losing Javonte Williams for the year. They also found out Jalen Hurts is not a mudder as he struggled in the rain this week only putting up 14.  

8^th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 124. Herbie and Ekler were fantastic with 30 and 31 and Dk put up 23 and took the cart to go take a leak!! Pollard, Kirk and Diggs combining for 16 points was not a good thing especially with Harris and Lazard having good weeks on the bench. Prebath is gonna have to figure the roster out to continue to climb up the standings maybe break out the boogeymen vs Goff this week?? 

9^th place this week was Silly Gooses with 123. Gooses were led my Kyler Murray who had most of his weapons ( waiting on Dhop still) and Tyreek who said he can score with anyone at qb!! Najee Harris continues to struggle early on but with new qb small hands Pickett things could change for the Gooses!! 

10th place this week was Moco Loco with 110. J. Allen had an off week ( 25) and losing CPat obviously hurt. CEH was solid and the Iggles D help out with 21 (@deegansdead stand up). The Kamara injury is hurting Moco Loco and it may mean he's getting shipped out! Check your in box people Moco Loco leads ADSL in trades so there could be one coming! 

Lets make some calls. First up from the last place team Alvin Kamara. Hey Alvin whats good? " oh man TMX that you? How you been? You in London? You see all these castles and stuff?" No no not there but funny if you were in London why weren't you in the lineup? Kind of a late scratch? " oh bout that yeah ribs man hurting but next week we got Seattle and I ain't sitting that out so I'll be good to go you can bet your grills on it" Ha good one Al Tmx dont have grills.

Alright we will let Moco Loco know you will be back but who knows if  you'll still be on the team. " oh shoot come on TMX he aint trading me, I got this you watch!" Will do. Good luck!! The next call from the first place team is to none other than Miles Sanders. Hey Miles its TMX how are you doing? " oh man I'm doing great, you see me out there balling? Feels good to be back" Uhm back? you kind of haven't been a thing for a bit? " "oh man TMX don't be hating I'm the starting running back over here putting up numbers! "  Well we cant argue that but 2 tds this week is more than you had ALL LAST SEASON! " Well guess you right but now I'm gonna be piling up the tds so get me in your lineup every week, alright?" Wow coming from a guy who couldn't score last year we love the confidence. Good luck Miles!  " thanks TMX talk to you next week too, bet."  Yeah, uhm "bet". We only make two calls usually but this week we have a bonus call/ well being check to Tua Tagovailoa who had a nasty concussion on Thursday. Hey Tua its TMX how you feeling. " oh TMX I'm feeling good just chilling drinking a fribble resting my back and ankle that I hurt" Yeah Tua you had a concussion not a back or ankle injury. " yeah my back and ankle feel good anything else you want to talk about" Well kinda like to check on you after the concussion you had that had you flashing gang signs but I see this is going nowhere. " cool sounds good TMX, thanks for checking on my back and ankle injury hope to be back soon" Yeah sure enjoy your fribble and hope you get right. Later Tua. Yike poor guy. Lets check the standings after 4 weeks of action.

 

 

1.  Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2.  Equalizers                                             80
3.  Moco Loco                                           95
4.  Prebathtubwhitney                               108
5.  Burrow my dick in yo ass                   145
6.  Silly Gooses                                        150
7.  Pepper Brooks @ the ocho                  151
8.  Slippery Wizards                                  158
9.  Charlies Angels                                     187
10.  Flyingdingoes                                        207

 

 

Things are tightening up down the bottom and a huge miss to make up ground on the healthy HK Street Pharmacist wagon who had an "off week". The waiver wire is going to be busy and Im sure the trades should start to come with the injuries and stars who just need a change of scenery. 

Lets hope for a healthier week 5, good luck. TMX out and as always folan.com for everything.

Forgot

 I was sitting at my desk, with this overall feeling of "there was something I was supposed to do today" when it hit me...Hey dummy you never posted a blog.  So here it goes...

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. It appears that Joe didn't know about his surprise 40th so I am claiming that as a success.

2. Being told "it is an 80's party, Derek, not dress like your dad party" was a bit unnerving.

3. The Oktoberfest in Quincy Center was meh, 4/10 would not recommend.

4. If you serve brunch and there is not a burger with an egg on it - shut down immediately.

5. Chrissy's wife was shocked to find out I have tattoos on my arms. Maybe I hadn't seen her since Chrissy 40th?

6. The Fowler House is having an Oktoberfest this Saturday 2-6 in the back parking lot. Polka Bands unite!

7. How do we feel about people you know actually having a mullet, asking for a friend?

8. Everyone is talking about this Dahmer show on Netflix. Is it any good?

9. May be looking for an 8th for golf this Saturday. HMU!

10. Can't Fall/Winter roll in slowly? Da fuq...one day it is 80 the next 45.

11. Here is to speedy recoveries for Mike G and Leaden with their surgeries last week.

12. People are flipping out about the Patriots and Red Sox both being in last place for the 1st time in October since 1992...let that sink in. THIRTY FUCKING YEARS.

TMX week 3

TMX week 3 review is here.  It was a wild week and the red crosses are starting to pop up on all rosters. The only team without a red cross next to a starter is Burrow my dick in your ass! The waivers are going to be hot this week and there are teams looking to wheel and deal. Lets get to the recap for week 3.  

Hong Kong Street Pharmacist is cruising and may run this thing wire to wire. They put up 169 this week with Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews combo going for 76 which was more than two teams got for the week!! WILD. Saquon Barkley is back and looks as healthy as ever and Amari Cooper is making his case as an every week starter. Everything is going right for HK $treet Pharmacist and they seem unbeatable. There's a lot of football to be played but they look good.  

Second place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 129.  Joe Burrow ended the QB controversy at least for this week with 3 TDS and James Robinson has turned out to be one of the best 11^th round picks ADSL has ever seen. Zeke is scoring, Robinson is rb1,  JK getting healthy and Peirce taking over the job in Houston it shouldn't be long till Burrows is working an angle to start 4rbs ( see T.Hill at tight end move). Its gonna take alot to get to HK Pharmacist but with Adams and Kelce and that stable of rbs Burrow has the pieces. 

Third place this week was Moco Loco with 120. Josh Allen continues to produce putting up another 40 burger  while Kamara hasn't found his groove yet this year.  Moco left Cordarrelle Patterson on the bench and he led the bench mob that put up 156!! Old Moco Loco would have made a blockbuster trade by now rather than have his bench outscoring the starters, lets see what he does this week. 

Fourth place this week was Slippery Wizards with 101. SW continues to play QB roulette and had concussed Tua in this week. Chubb and CMC are doing their thing while he got 6 points combined from two starting wrs and a goose egg from his starting D!! Might be time to make a move over there at SW headquarters. 

Fifth place  this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 99. The Herbert/ Ekler combo is not working as planned and Herbert was on the bench this week with the rib injury. Top wrs Diggs and St Brown both played through injuries so that could be an issue going forward but Capt Kirk has finally found a home in the starting lineup it seems. Tony Pollard continues to get points on limited carries and seems a better option than Henderson right now. 

Sixth place this week was Flyingdingoes with 99. The Dingoes finally got the production from King Henry and even saw him catch 5 passes which is huge if he's being used in the passing game going forward. Not the biggest waiver wire team they dipped in the waivers and grabbed Mariota as they wait out TB12 playing with back up wrs. Dingoes have Jamal Williams on the bench waiting to get some work and that may come this week with Swift day to day. The defending champs are trying to claw their way back to the top and as we said a lot of games to be played.  

Seventh place this week was Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho with 92. Hurts continues to produce putting up 38 but the 3 headed rb group could only get a combined 17 points this week and that wont cut it. Jefferson wont have too many weeks like this and lets put prayers up that TMX fav Tee Higgins doesn't take another head shot and There Goes Swifty gets healthy!! Who shot ya Robinson is also on track to be back week 5 so the rbs are on notice!! 

Eighth Place this week was Silly Gooses with 86. Patience with Kyler Murray maybe running out as he had another subpar game putting up 18pts. Tyreek and Kittle also had off games only getting 4 points apiece. Better days are ahead but Prater being your second leading scorer this week cant continue!!

Ninth place this week was Equalizers with 74. Mahomes had and off day with 19 and Julio Jones was in the starting lineup while being ruled out. Jonathan Taylor so far is not living up to being the number one overall pick and maybe all the off the field action at Equalizers headquarters in effecting the lineup decisions?  

Tenth place this week was Charlies Angels with 71. Angels had injuries to the running backs and bad Matthew Stafford showed up. Allen Robinson is off to a slow start and he might find his way to the bench for Hollywood Brown. If I'm Jimmy G i'd prolly hire some security cuz if he misses Deebo again on those open looks Angels may make a call . Not helping matters was Angels kicker  Will Lutz putting up the MINUS 1 for the day! Charlie's Angels need to weather the injury storm and get to work . 

LETS MAKE SOME CALLS. First up we gotta talk to Mr Lutz. Hey Will its TMX calling how's it going?? " oh man this is amazing I was just in a group chat with some kickers saying you guys never call kickers I'm so honored can't thank you enough for recognizing the kicking game" Uhhm yeah Will its not exactly the best call  I mean you gave the team MINUS points this week! " MINUS no no I mean I missed a kick but I got two extra points hows that MINUS" Yeah well you got a kick blocked and thats minus 2 " wait what? I didn't get it blocked the line did that's not on me! Do receivers get minus on interceptions? This kicker hate is unreal. " Well we are gonna let you go on that note. Yikes who knew kickers even cared?? 

Lets make a call to ol friend Lamar Jackson from HK Pharmacists. Yo Lamar whats good its TMX " oh TMX u back?? how's it going we are lighting it up this year huh? Me and Marky just on a roll" You aren't kidding 3tds every game and two straight with 3tds and 100 yds rushing you are on a mission, is this due to the contract? " oh come on TMX we don't talk bout no contracts we just balling" Sorry Lamar we talk about everything at TMX except Bruno of course. " oh shit good one hey Mark you hear that one hahaha" Wait Mark Andrews is at your house? You guys are that close? " oh hells yeah he's here all the time we just chill and laugh at how many points we getting" WOW guess that makes sense why you guys are so in sync. Well good luck I'm sure we will be talking again if this keeps up. " oh no doubt, Mark says hi and don't be aftraid to call him"  You got it Lamar keep balling. Lets have a look at the standings.

 

 

 

1.   Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2.   Moco Loco                                               66pts
3.   Prebathtubwhitney                                   93pts
4.   Equalizers                                                110 pts
5.   Silly Gooses                                             134 pts
6.   Pepper Brooks@the ocho                        136pts
7.   Burrow my dick in yo ass                        143 pts
8.   Slippery Wizards                                     146 pts
9.   Charlie's Angels                                       176 pts
10.   Flyingdingoes                                          233 pts

 

There is a lot of football left but HK Street Pharmacists are rolling. Big waiver week and teams need to start shaky that trade tree and see what falls off. Lets hope the injuries slow down and good luck in week 4. As always folan.com for everything, TMX out.

 

 

Hmmm

 Who knew there was so much money in vintage clothes?

Things I learned this weekend:

1. I may be addicted to Poshmark. Guess there are worse things.

2. Are you officially old when the 90s are now vintage?

3. Congrats to Dave with his new rescue dog, Louie.

4. Nothing prepares you for hanging out with TK and Gerry! Those two will have you in stitches talking about the old days.

5. I mean who doesn't like Titos?

6. Speaking of booze...who gets grape crush shots? That shit tastes like Dimetapp.

7. Cafe Tosca is very underrated. I have never had a bad meal there.

8. Why the hell is the Cheesecake Factory adding to their already expansive menu?

9. I am so excited for Albert Pujols to hit 700 hrs.

10. Best part of Fall is the hearty comforting meals that you get to have. No ones having chili in the middle of the summer.

TMX Week 2

 

Wild week 2 is in the books! 

We had some monster games by some  and some stars that didn't show up and hurt teams. TMX is not here to name names BUT Ekler, Saquon, Chase, Najee, Pitts, Cook, Jefferson, J. Taylor, Davante and Flyingdingoes entire roster we are looking at you!! The trade  market has to heat up these next few weeks as teams need to start making moves. Rumor has it Prebathtubwhitney got a God Sun  tat across the belly (not telling him St Brown's nickname is Sun God ) after his trade and Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho isn't upset with another 40 burger from Mr. Hurts. See people trades work, lazy people don't. Enough with the motivational quotes lets get to the week 2 results. 

First place this week is God Sun himself Prebathtubwhitney who Monday nighted(patent pending) Hong Kong SP with a huge week scoring 176. Prebathtubwhitney was led by St Brown's 39 and a massive Monday night from Stefon Mar'sean Diggs 43. TMX stat nerds report Diggs now has scored the most wr points in first two weeks in the history of ADSL (71). Healthy Herbie and this crew must have the rest of the league wondering if spite drafting is the way to go next year? Lotta football left but Prebathtubwhitney is looking like a powerhouse.  

Speaking of powerhouses, Hong Kong Street Pharmacists came in 2^nd this week with 173 .  TMX heard investigator Wes Cash is still heavy on the case as to how Skza aka Skeeter, aka Rza, aka Rydog, aka Frank Brown Jr was allowed to come in and draft this wagon of a team while HK was chuckling with the guys at crossfit. That case is still in the works but meanwhile Lamar and Andrews dropped 84 points on fools and 'ol friend Kupp put up 30. Tmx called the man who drafted the team and he said " Legally I cant speak on anything but the team you mentioned is stacked from front to back and cruising like my Cadillac." So there's that!! 

Third place this week was Moco Loco with 164. Josh Allen was cruising to a 50 burger when he got pulled late in the 3rd. Sutton and Waddle had strong games and team Moco Loco is tired of beer bitch life and making a push to be a force after two weeks. Kamara gets healthy and this team will be in the mix all year. 

Fourth place this week with 161 was Silly Gooses. The Gooses got a huge game from Tyreeeeek and Aaron Jones was free on Sunday night. Like most in the league they are waiting on an injured player (Kittle) to really see what they can do. Rumor has it management is not happy with Kyler Murray and maybe looking to wheel and deal. Hit them up and see if you can get the TMX discount!! 

Fifth place this week was Slippery Wizards with 149. SW hit the waiver wire for QB help and pulled out Goff for 4 TDS and Chubb got 3 TDS on 17 carries! Slippery Wizards are out the basement for now but dropping Tua ( 60pts) are the kind of plays that will get them back in there!! 

Sixth place this week was Charlies Angels. The Angels came out of the gate hot with 38 from the Tampa D but then couldn't keep it rolling. Good news is they learned from last year with the QB rotation and sat Russy for Stafford which was a great move let see if it keeps up. Tmx ear to the streets rumor team reports they are in the market for RB help. Take that deal people. 

Seventh place this week was Pepper Brooks @the Ocho with 125. Mr Hurts carried the club with a 40 burger and Carlson kicked in 12 points for the known kicker hating Pepper Brooks team. Swift played couple carries but was still third on the team in scoring!! Fun fact Pepper got two IR guys kicking around if anyone is in the market for one. Elijah " dont call me Nora " Mitchell and Brian "who shot ya" Robinson ask for the IR discount and tell em TMX sent ya.

Eighth place this week was Equalizers with 111.  Equalizers had a rare off week from Mahomes and top pick Taylor allowing teams to catch up to him.  Mike Williams showed out and the Bills D is 20 points a week defense that can carry you in off weeks. This team is still loaded and putting up 111 in a bad week is a scary sign. Lotta people in the TMX mailbag asking for updates on the Equalizers manager's exploits . You will have to check with the other TM site, we don't do that here . 

Ninth place this week goes to Burrow my dick in your ass with 87.  Burrow after two weeks has a bad case of QB or not QB. He's sticking with Burrow while Wentz has put up 78 last two weeks. Davante had a rare off week but things are looking up !  Burrow has Peirce taking over in Houston and Bateman has turned into the number 1b guy in Baltimore behind Andrews 1a. TMX ain't here to coach but Adam Theilen needs to be called into the managers office and asked if he's gonna show up this year or nah?

Last place this week was Flyingdingoes with 55.  You put up 55 there's not much good going on. They only had one starting  player in double digits and only two players in double digits on the entire roster. TMX went back as far as the dewey decimal system would take us and found that this has never happened on a roster so loaded with depth. Brighter days are ahead for Dingoes as the Drake looks like the real deal in Atlanta. I'm sure they can revive the team with trades and maybe a dip into the waiver wire waters!!  

Lets make some calls!! First up off the first place team lets ring up Stef Diggs. Yo Stef  whoa what a start you are off to! " TMX you back? Oh man you back and I'm back. I ain't heard from you since I was playing with that chicken arm dude in Minnie! I got a real QB and I'm showing out!" No doubt Stef no doubt you guys are clicking " CLICKING! You got that right. I said at the beginning of the year I'm best WR in the league and I'm here to prove it. Me and Josh bout to tear this league up" Very impressive start thanks for your time Stefon " Thank you TMX, I know you will be calling me again!! Hahaha its Diggsbitch" Ok Diggsbitch guess we will talk again!! Very confident Stefon Diggs! Cant say we blame him, he looks unstoppable. Next up lets call Tom Brady from the Flyingdingoes. Hey TB12 it is TMX what's goods? " (loud crashing sound) Oh hey TMX you're back? Good to hear what's going on" Uhm nothing what that noise? " Well TMX I smashed another IPAD if you need to know. I'm going through a lot and my team is not helping" Well easy on the IPADS Tommy maybe hits some receivers? " yeah right!! I mean if they weren't all hurt, or getting suspended !! Anyway thanks for calling I'll be better next week or else I'm getting Gronk and Edelman back! "  Sounds good TB I'll let the Dingoes know they have nothing to worry about.  Well that wraps up week 2. There were a lot of injuries to monitor and the waivers will be wild with teams needed to fill holes (football term not cross fit) Season isn't lost after 2 weeks still plenty of time to improve !!   

Lets get our first look at the standings for the season!

 

1.  Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2.  Equalizers                                                          15
3.  Moco Loco                                                        18
4.  Prebathtubwhitney                                             24
5.  SIlly Gooses                                                       51
6.  Pepper Brooks@ the ocho                                  61
7.   Slippery Wizards                                               78
8.  Charlies Angels                                                  79
9.  Burrow my dick in your ass                             103
10.  Flyingdingoes                                                   163

 

 

   Those are the standings after two weeks lots of time for teams to make moves. The waiver wire is loaded and now is the time to jump on a trade for a struggling guy you hope will turn it around . Good luck this week and lets hope the injuries slow down! TMX out and as always folan.com for everything.

Autumn

Do you call it Fall, Autumn or just the best damn season around?

Whatever you call it...IT IS HERE!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I love how after I book 2 tee times for 8 guys everyone and their mothers now wants to golf.

2. You didn't hear this from me but TK was looking at properties down the Cape.

3. I watched the Elvis movie and all I can say that it is trash and I hated it.

4. People in the city who ride bike blow donkeys. They never follow the rules of the road. 

5. Pumpkin flavored pasta sauce? Is this really what the world has come too?

6. Lot of positive feed back with TMX returning in 2022.

7.  How the mighty have fallen - The Sox are offering 4 tickets, 4 hot dogs and 4 sodas for $49.

8. The Pats win their first game of the season and now everyone is back on the bandwagon.

9. Has anyone used Poshmark before?

10. Joey Martell back off the wagon.

11. Albert Pujols is only 2 homers away from 700. LETS GO!

12. Man that Martha Vineyard situation escalated quickly, huh?

TMX is back

Tmx is back. The long standing contract dispute with Drunknothing Inc is now over. 

Basically TMX was the Nate Diaz of fantasy football reporting  but now we have returned to finish out our contract. TMX for those new  to the game is a fantasy football reporting agency  bringing unbiased reports loosely based totally on facts! Week 1 is in the books and what a wild wild week it was. 

The Equalizers put up a week one total of 191!! Foleys walked into draft like he was the new bouncer at the double deuce, leaving the vette running in the parking lot, and between brags of his bedroom prowess he put together one hell of a team.  Mahomes putting up 49 without Tyreek, JT showing why he's the number one pick with a casual 30 burger and the Bills D adding 26 and its off and running for Equalizer. Its basically their belt to lose at this point! ADSL has been put on notice!! 

Second place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with a respectable 144. HKSP is a new hybrid team this year with Mr Crossfit himself (not showing up due to having to wear a dress/ IT nerd stuff he had to do depending on who you ask) and former ADSL owner Skza. Skza got all the groceries for HK to run the team. HK decided to sit a 14 point kicker so we shall see how this hybrid plays out this season. He did get a huge game from his old friend Saquon and of course Kupp was open all day per usual. The Lamar/ Andrews stack was quiet but that wont continue. HKSP looks like a team on the rise so there should be no reason HK doesn't show up for the draft next year, well unless Skza takes some street justice on him for leaving guys on the bench. Stay tuned. 

Third place this week was Moco Loco with 134. Moco Loco might be back in business like EPMD and the league better be ready. The original smugboy of ADSL coming for that crown. First QB off the board Allen proved why and Mr. Chase did what he does to lead Moco Loco. Great draft also means leaving almost 50 points on the bench with 2 running backs having big days. Check ya in boxes people cuz Moco Loco trades will be coming in!! 

Fourth place this week was Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho with 131. Pepper was carried by Justin Jefferson and there goes Swifty (shoutout to the ol racetrack) Pepper put up a nice week despite a couple injuries and if this keeps up the transactions are going to be record setting and the buffet bout to be LIT!! 

The 5^th place team was Burrow My Dick in Your Ass with 127. Burrows team was led by his top two picks Kelce and Adams and as soon as Burrow stopped throwing to the other team he had a decent game as well BUT the Burrow bench was where the real party was at putting up 151 points!! Steelers D and Carson Wentz maybe looking at a starting job either with Burrow or on the trade market! 

The 6^th place team this week was Prebathtubwhitney. The man who spite picks QBs and isn't afraid to "burn a pick" put up 116 points. Hurts and Diggs led the team while the rest of the team fizzled. Prebathtubwhitney got Herbert sitting on the bench so I'm sure a move will be made to make that team a contender. 

The 7^th place team this week was Charlies Angels (unconfirmed reports say he's changing his name to Justin Jefferson fanboy) with 107. AJ Brown looks like he's in for a monster season and carried the team with Russy getting some Monday night points to save the week. Fun fact Charlies put up the rare Robert Parish double zero when both his healthy tight ends failed to score. Commish can we give a .5 for Chief? seems only right!! Cook and Etienne have better days ahead and Deeeebo is heading back to being the lead back for Niners with Mitchell out so be ready for arrogant sandwiches being handed out from Charlies Angels once again. Prebathtub u hungry?? 

The 8^th place team this week was Silly Gooses with 105. Kyle don't call me Keith Murray had an ok day but it looks like Cant guard Mike Thomas is back!! Kittle being hurt didn't help but Kareem Hunt might turn into must start if Harris foot isn't better. Yo Silly G hit the waivers your kickers combined for 2 points!! 

The 9^th place team this week was defending champs Flyingdingoes with 99. Joe Mixon was the leading scorer with 18 that pretty much says it all. The Dingoes might have a QB battle brewing with Jameis outscoring TB12!! Something to monitor. New territory for the defending champ should be interesting to see how he bounces back. 

Last place this week was Slippery Wizards with 90 points. SW tied their hopes to fools gold for Dak and Lamb and now they are going to be scrambling from here on out. Week 1 down a hundo is not the best place to be so they better hit the wire and offer up whatever they can to get the team moving in the right direction! 

LETS MAKE SOME CALLS!

First up from the last place team Slippery Wizards lets give a call to Dak Prescott.  Hey Dak its TMX hows it goin? " ouch ouch hey TMX glad your back ouchie ouch ouch" Dak you ok what happened out there you really let Slippery Wizards down after they reached for you in the draft. " my thumb , it hurts like real bad, ouch ouchie ouchie"  Dak you kinda sucked before that and its just a thumb you seem to be carrying on a bit here no?? " well it hurts. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Dak are you crying?? "yes cuz it hurts its my thumb". Hey Dak we gotta end this call its getting embarrassing get well see you in November. "Thanks TMX. Yikes that was not the call we were expecting. Guess Flyingdingoes was right about Dak. Lets call someone on the winning team. We will ring up old friend Patty Mahomes. Hey Pat its TMX long time no talk!! " Hey TMX how've you been! Glad you are back!!" Thanks thanks great week without Tyreek almost dropped 50 on em. " Yeah all the guys worked together ............hey TMX what's up can you come by for a selfie??......." uhhm who is this? " Its Pat's wife you know me right?? Yeah I always wanted to be interviewed by TMX, so what do you want to ask me?" CLICK. Well that is the first TMX hang up just had to do it sorry Pat. Boy this season is off and running!! There were quite a few big injuries this week so the waivers will be active but the trade lines are wide open so as always TAKE THE DEAL!!! 

Good luck in week 2 and hit up the TMX shop for latest TMX  gear and folan.com apparel.

I was on VACATION

 The kid is back.

After a whirlwind week off and galivanting around, it feels great to be back at work.

This is what I learned while I was away:

1. Pretty sure I will never get better seats to a sporting event, 50 Yard line row 5, than I had at the Georgia game.

2. I really liked the Springfield MGM.

3. Not only is Sean Riccio alive but he happened to run into Timmy Cleary in NYC at a dance recital.

4. I had the best burger(and now burgers may be ruined for me forever) at Marcel in Atlanta. I would punch a baby for another 1, maybe not a cute baby but a baby nonetheless.

5. I wasn't too impressed with Brimfield this year. Hopefully, next year will be better.

6. Fucking Fantasy football, AMIRIGHT?

7. You didn't hear this from me but Joe Martell is sober for the month of September. Also side note he is an angry sober dude.

8. TK is one year closer to retirement. The old man is rocking 67 quite nicely.

9. Steak frites is underrated.

10. I cannot believe it has taken me 44 years to get to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Good take though.

11. The new Jurassic Park movie is pretty much trash.

12. Went to a German restaurant for the first time. I will be back - give me all the schnitzel and spatzle.

13. The cape house is off the rental market for the season.

14. Tee times are booked for Columbus day weekend.

15. Banana bread is kind of underrated.

16. Chrissy is back with Verizon after a quick affair with Xfinity mobile.

POOF

 The summer is officially gone!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jason Foley is packing heat in his pants...dudes rocking a rope.

2. What kind of scum bag slashes someone's tires?

3. I love drunk giggly TK.

4. No one likes an angry drunk!

5. Heading to the ATL this weekend for the Georgia - Oregon game. Go Dawgs!

6. Put a fork in em, SOX are DONEZO!

7. How are we feeling about House of Dragons?

8. Car jackings are still a thing in 2022?

9. I have no clue how Maura Healy is crushing the pols.

10. I heard some schools start up this week while others are back next Tuesday.

11. People are crazy excited for pumpkin spice everything being out early.

12. Its draft season.