The wheels are falling off...

The dart team is in shambles!!! We lost 7-4.
1. Mike G had to work late and he couldn't make darts.
2. Big Bob Valenti had his spleen removed and was resting up for next week.
3. Handsome Jared STRAIGHT UP QUIT before our matches...WALKED OUT ON THE TEAM JUST LIKE GARY.
4. BigShow has yet to actually show up and play. Do you still want on the team Show?
5. I do not believe we have won a cricket match this season.
6. Supah P was throwing up blood but managed to play through it and win his match.

Player of the week Sean "Supah P" Meehan.

Lets hope that we can right this ship before next week.

The Bruins put a beating on the Panthers last night, 6-1.



Here are the current standings:

If the playoffs were to start tomorrow the play offs would look like this:
#1 Bruins vs #8 Sabres
#2 Caps vs #7 Panthers
#3 Devils vs #6 Rangers
#4 Flyers vs #5 CUNTnadians

Those are some really good match ups but we still have to wait till the end of the season. A whole lot can change in the next 21 games. I am pretty sure there are secret Wanna B's who have been hiding all season and they will start popping out around playoff time. Everyone should be on high alert. You will be able to spot them with their new Bruins apparel and their limited knowledge of only the current team. Keep up the good work and keep the names coming.

On a side note - I am giving up soda for Lent!

Tiger style

Its a boy

The Cheifdude and his wife had a healthy baby boy yesterday, Noah. Congrats!

Someone is WASTEOO

Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival - Harpoon Brewery - Brewers of Harpoon IPA and UFO Hefeweizen

You guys all know the deal. Drink, Drank and Drunk.
Who is coming with?
Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival - Harpoon Brewery - Brewers of Harpoon IPA and UFO Hefeweizen



What is Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival all about?


Kick off the St. Patrick's Day Holiday season in Harpoon style!

What better place to begin the season than inside the largest brewery in Boston?!?!?!

Food vendors selling Corned beef & cabbage along with other delicious food

Cash bars offering a selection of fresh Harpoon and UFO beer featuring Celtic Ale

Featuring live Irish and Rock and Roll bands from the Boston area

Come dance the jig, enjoy Harpoon beer, and celebrate St. Patrick!

When will it be?


Usually the first weekend in March.

2009 Dates: Friday, March 6th and Saturday, March 7th

Friday Hours: 5:30 to 11:00 PM (Doors Close at 9:30 PM)

Saturday Hours: 2:00 to 9:00 PM (Doors Close at 7:30 PM)

Where is it?

At the Harpoon Brewery, 306 Northern Ave., Downtown Boston.
Inside The Brewery amongst the tanks and outside under huge circus tents
Free shuttles from the South Station area. Departs from behind the Federal Reserve along the Fort Point Channel off Summer Street. Look for the Shuttle Sign.
Public parking available for a fee at The Brewery in garage across the street
Take the "T" to the event aboard the new Silverline Bus. Visit http://www.mbta.com for schedules, rates and bus routes.Take SL2 or SL3 and get off at Harbor Street.
Click Here for Map/Directions.

More details:


Cover charge $20.00 and includes a souvenir Pint Cup and one (1) drink ticket (does not include food or additional beers)

Must be 21 or older and have proper I.D.

Cash bars serving a selection of fresh Harpoon beer for $5.00 per 16 oz. cup

LIMITED CAPACITY SO COME EARLY, TICKETS NOT SOLD IN ADVANCE

For more info call 617-574-9551 ext 3

Become a Friend of Harpoon

Band Schedule:


Friday, March 6th

Hours: 5:30 to 11:00 PM (Doors Close at 9:30 PM)


5:30 – 7:00 PM


Dicey Riley
(Celtic Rock and Irish Pub Songs)

7:30 – 8:00 PM


Colum Cille Pipes & Drums
(Bagpipes & all)

8:20 – 10:20 PM


Joshua Tree
(Boston’s Premiere U2 Cover Band)


Saturday, March 7th

Hours: 2:00 to 9:00 PM (Doors Close at 7:30 PM)


2:00 – 3:00 PM


Dennis Sullivan &The Lads
(Irish folk songs)
3:20 – 4:20 PM

The Gobshites
(Irish Pub Songs)
4:40 – 5:40 PM

Dicey Riley
(Celtic Rock and Irish Pub Songs)
6:00 – 6:20 PM

Colum Cille Pipes & Drums
(bagpipes & all)

6:40 – 8:30 PM


Joshua Tree
(Boston’s U2 Cover Band)




Designated Drivers:
Remember to plan ahead and figure out how you will be getting home. Harpoon supports a Designated Driver program at each Festival. All designated drivers should visit the Customer Service booth when they arrive at the Festival where they will receive complimentary non-alcoholic beverages, including Harpoon Draft Sodas.
2009 Band Schedule

Expecting Again....

"What's better than winning an Oscar?" Madden wrote. "I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister!"

http://www.goodcharlotte.com/profiles/blogs/better-than-winning-an-oscar

Congrats!

The Pictures....the Best and Worst of the Oscars

Oscars Update...

The Oscars were VERY boring, however the red carpet had all that glitter and then some! The dresses were beautiful and the men looked daper. Jessica Biel looked awful, I know you boys love her...But her Hair was awful.....It is what I tell Clients all of the time...Half up/Half Down does not work well unless you have a sylist carrying around a curling iron and hairspray the whole night....
Mickey Rouke did not Win....but Sean Penn did for Milk...Slumdog Millionare won BIG! Best moment of the night was when Jennifer Aniston presented and had to stand right in front of Angie and Brad. It was awkward and the camera kept flashing to Angie smiling....Also..Heath Ledger won and his family accepted his award on his and Matilda's behalf.
Below is who won what and who wore what...

BEST PICTURE
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Frost/Nixon"
"Milk"
"The Reader"
"Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway, "Rachel Getting Married"
Angelina Jolie, "Changeling"
Melissa Leo, "Frozen River"
Meryl Streep, "Doubt"
Kate Winslet, "The Reader" (Winner)

BEST ACTOR
Frank Langella, "Frost/Nixon"
Sean Penn, "Milk" (Winner)
Brad Pitt, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"
Richard Jenkins, "The Visitor"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, "Doubt"
Penelope Cruz, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" (Winner)
Viola Davis, "Doubt"
Taraji P. Henson, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Marisa Tomei, "The Wrestler"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin, "Milk"
Robert Downey Jr., "Tropic Thunder"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "Doubt"
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight" (Winner)
Michael Shannon, "Revolutionary Road"

BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)
Stephen Daldry, "The Reader"
David Fincher, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Ron Howard, "Frost/Nixon"
Gus Van Sant, "Milk"

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Dustin Lance Black, "Milk" (Winner)
Courtney Hunt, "Frozen River"
Mike Leigh, "Happy-Go-Lucky"
Martin McDonagh, "In Bruges"
Andrew Stanton, and Jim Reardon; original story by Stanton and Pete Docter"WALL-E"

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Simon Beaufoy, "Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)
David Hare, "The Reader"
Peter Morgan, "Frost/Nixon"
John Patrick Shanley, "Doubt"
Eric Roth, Robin Swicord, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
"The Baader-Meinhof Complex" (Germany)
"The Class" (France)
"Departures" (Japan) (Winner)
"Revanche" (Austria)
"Waltz with Bashir" (Israel)

BEST ANIMATED FILM
"Bolt"
"Kung Fu Panda"
"WALL-E" (Winner)

BEST ART DIRECTION
"Changeling"
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" (Winner)
"The Dark Knight"
"The Duchess"
"Revolutionary Road"

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
"Changeling" Tom Stern
"Slumdog Millionaire," Anthony Dod Mantle (Winner)
"The Reader," Chris Menges
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Claudio Miranda
"The Dark Knight," Wally Pfister

BEST FILM EDITING
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall
"The Dark Knight," Lee Smith
"Frost/Nixon," Daniel P. Hanley, Mike Hill
"Milk," Elliot Graham
"Slumdog Millionaire," Chris Dickens (Winner)

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
"Australia," Catherine Martin
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Jacqueline West
"The Duchess," Michael O'Conner (Winner)
"Milk", Danny Glicker
"Revolutionary Road," Albert Wolsky

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
"The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)"
"Encounters at the End of the World"
"The Garden"
"Man on Wire" (Winner)
"Trouble the Water"

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

"Slumdog Millionaire," "Jai Ho" (Winner)
"Slumdog Millionaire," "O Saya"
"WALL-E," "Down To Earth"

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Alexandre Desplat
"Defiance," James Newton Howard
"Milk," Danny Elfman
"Slumdog Millionaire," A.R. Rahman (Winner)
"WALL-E," Thomas Newman

BEST MAKEUP
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,"(Winner)
"The Dark Knight,"
"Hellboy II: The Golden Army,"

BEST SOUND EDITING
"The Dark Knight"(Winner)
"Iron Man"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
"WALL-E"
"Wanted"

BEST SOUND MIXING
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"The Dark Knight"
"Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)
"WALL-E"
"Wanted"

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Winner)
"The Dark Knight"
"Iron Man"

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
"Auf der Strecke (On the Line)"
"Manon on the Asphalt"
"New Boy"
"The Pig"
"Spielzeugland (Toyland)" (Winner)

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
"La Maison en Petits Cubes" (Winner)
"Lavatory - Lovestory"
"Oktapodi"
"Presto"
"This Way Up"

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT FILM
"The Conscience of Nhem En"
"The Final Inch"
"Smile Pinki" (Winner)
"The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306"

99 word for Boobs...

A little Monday pick me up:

99 words for boobs - watch more funny videos

Monday monday monday

What a weekend!
No I didn't watch the Oscars. Hopefully Stylegal did and she can post what people were wearing, who won what and all that other bullshit that goes along with the Oscars.

The Bruins lost 2 games over the weekend and the band wagon looks like it may of gotten a Flat tire...

Hopefully just a little home cooking will fix it. The Bruins play Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday this week at the TD BankNorth Garden.

The Celtics on the other hand scorched the Suns, 128-108.


Things I learned this weekend:
1. Elizabeth Beerman has the best last name in professional sports! If a man marries her please take her last name...Derek Beerman just has a nice ring to it.
2. Some guys like a little pill action with their beers.
3. I guess when you are a female bartender you don't have to wear your wedding ring while tending bar??
4. Open toe boots are just silly and silly looking.
5. Getting a male bartenders phone number is NOT gay if you went to high school together.
6. Some people religiously check this blog and get mad when it's not updated accordingly.
7. The BigShow is not going out until the Mustache pubcrawl.
8. William J Smiddy is going to attempt to grow a beard.
9. McGreeveys has pretty good food but only serves Bud, Budlight, Amstel light, Heineken and Chickalobe Ultra.
10. I can make a pretty mean soup.

I mean look how silly these are:

Not a bad ass though.

This Wednesday is Ash Wednesday and the 1st day of Lent. Every year, since I can remember, I give up something but this year I am having trouble deciding what I should give up for 40 days?
1. Coffee
2. Beer
3. Swearing
4. Any and all Fast food chains
5. Soda
What do you think? Leave a comment on what is best for me to give up.

Where is Nitty...Damn It!

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Antero Nittymaki should be the day to day starting goaltender for the Flyers. First of all he's from Finland and we all know how I love those Nordic goalkeepers (right Pelle!). He was the MVP in the 2006 Winter Olympics, he can shoot the puck like Hextall, he won the Calder Cup for the Phantoms (Flyers minor league team)....need I say more?

So I guess you need more proof? OK...take a look at this video of Marty Biron. For the love of God what is he thinking? Let's see you are in a 4-4 tie late in the third period and you come 20 feet out of the net to stop a break-away. Once you gain control of the puck you figure this is a good time to whip out the behind the back goalie pass? Seriously?



So cut the crap and get Nitty in net immediately!

EMBARASSING MOMENTS CAUGHT ON FILM:

SPEARS, DANES, THURMAN, MENDEZ. All caught in a compromising pose, some of their own doing, some by accident, but either way enjoyment for all.

Jessica

Jessica Alba ; enough said

HOCKEY TIME

Duty calls this weekend and I have to work today so Hockey Time is going to have call in sick so I'll make it quick. This weeks Game of the Week is Pittsburgh at Washington.....great game with some of hockey's biggest stars on display. Everyone will be talking about the Ovechkin and Crosby match-up but I'll take Malkin over Sid the Kid anyday of the week. Malkin leads the league in points, has more points and goals than Crosby, and is general a more physical player.



Didn’t have time to put the entire video collection together but we did manage to get this weeks Ovechkin goal. I’m not going to say this is the best goal I’ve ever seen but it definetly ranks in the top 10. Now I may not have had time to put all of the highlights for this week together but don’t think for a second we forgot about the Ice Girls. There is always time for Ice Girls! This week we’ll take a look at the Chicago Blackhawks Ice Girls! Until next week……..C-Ya!

I 100% AGREE

Fun Fun Fun Fridays

It is another Friday and that means another updated Wanna B's list:


1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Brian Ryan
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Justin Phelps
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. David Spellman
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. Kristine Young
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Mrs. Iggles
42. Thomas Gerard Kelly
43. Leroy Lynch
44. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
45. Thomas Desseres
46. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"


The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

FrankBrown has been found. He was roaming the streets of the Boogie Down Brockton.

AND

Basket-brawl

Now I like a good fight every now and again but I mean this is an all out BRAWL!
You have girls fighting guys. Guys fighting girls. Girls fighting girls and no one in the stands is trying to leave because they are about to have their own brawl. This is great!

You Kin Do it

NATICK — All the customer wanted was a coffee. Instead, he has to buy four new tires.

Natick police say a clerk at a Dunkin’ Donuts slashed all four tires on a customer’s Jeep after the two got in an argument over how long it was taking the worker to prepare a cup of coffee.

Police say 39-year-old Thomas Zazulak of Framingham was arrested on Wednesday and charged with malicious and wanton and destruction of property and disturbing the peace while armed. He is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday in Natick District Court.

Police tell the MetroWest Daily News that the customer — whom they did not identify — left the coffee shop because it was taking to long to make his coffee.
Zazulak allegedly followed him outside, pulled a folding knife, and slashed the tires.

I don't know why but I find this story funny as fuck!! I mean this dude just wants a cup of coffee. We have all been there on a busy Saturday/Sunday morning. The lines moving too slow, he makes a remark and storms out. Should of been the end of the story but NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND! You are going to need 4 new tires thanks to my new switchblade. It slices, it dices and it cuts all 4 tires in a jiffy!


The Bruins have launched their Annual 7th Player Award Voting/Sweepstakes:

Click Here to Vote!

Best Hockey Movie??

Bieng that the Hub of Hockey is back!! Just a little something for you puckheads out there to think aboot...

Humpday

Saint Patricks day is coming. You know what that means(Besides the nasty green beer) - the annual Southie, St. Pattys day parade!!

Kristine Young A.K.A Stylegal is gearing up for her Irish bash:

Hello Everyone,

Just wanted to send out a reminder about the St. Patrick’s Day Parade Party!

Please forward this along to anyone that I missed...the parade starts at 1 pm on Sunday Mach15th!......Party starts around 11 or so....Better to get here early because sometimes parking is tough.....

Hopefully the weather will be good to be hanging out in the courtyard area. Please let me know if you will be in attendance so we can plan for food.

This year the parade is right at in front of my apartment- so wear your green and bring your Irish drinking shoes!!!

See you soon and have a good day!!


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Week 12 Chrissy:

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The dart team won 6-5 last night.