Yeah I know I have been slacking on the blog. I know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it. Well guess what - it is a new year, I cleaned a shit load off my plate and I am FUCKING BACK!
The new feature of text of the week: I will not name the texters and let people guess in the comment section. All the texts are not just from me. People forward me shit all the time.
Texter 1: If anyone wants to come by Tomr night to watch the nfl playoffs and drink the 100 plus beers and booze then come on by.
Texter 2: Sounds like a plan
Texter 1: You got plans with the lady?
Texter 2: For when?
Texter 1: Saturday?
Texter 2: No her best friend from Cali is here. Plus Im working
Texter 1: Oh yeah a 3way
Texter 2: I wish! My girl ain't down with that shit! I'm lucky I get a blow job from her
Texter 1: Ohhh man
Texter 2: She's lucky she's ok in the rack!
It feels good to be back!
3 comments:
Mike T. talkin about 2014?
ME! I wrote that text because i'm awesome.
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