Drunk and in Love!

I know that Jessica Simpson is a roller coaster. She is up in weight. She is down in weight. She is happy. She is sad. She is dating. She is single. She is engaged. I mean this bitch runs the spectrum but if she gets this tore up and bombed, I can see why John Mayer says she is sexual napalm.  I am pretty confident her fiance took her home and railed her.