TMX is back and coming in with a LIVE report of the ADSL season 7 draft!! The draft
took place at an undisclosed location in the armpit of the south shore Quincy.
First we will go over who had more important things to do than attend the event
of the year, Black Mike was not there and not in a dress despite being part of
the losing team, Wes Cash refused to show because of the hurtful words hurled
his way last draft apologies may be needed for him to attend another draft poor
thing, Mike Foley was too busy to work as Slippery WIzards gm and Iggles was
not in attendance despite many offers theres still belief he latches on to a
team before the year is out coming back like Jordan wearing the 45.
The board
guy was in attendance and came in HOT. There's a reason he's number one board
guy and the man who brought the world the upside down pick this year added to
the legend with the unprecedented upside down off the board pick!!! Best board
guy in the game PERIOD also had a helper!! Dan "Double Threat" Madden was in
attendance not only helping the board guy but also helped the oh so angry beer
bitch. You come in as beer bitch without a box your setting yourself up to fail
and Villenz had a rough day all day which culminated with him legit "offering"
out a fellow manager to a fist fight. Cooler heads prevailed or actually the
group couldnt get the rules for the betting of "if they fought" down; so by the
time that took the fighters lost their will to drop the gloves.
Mungo and Los's
better half also had impacts on the draft. Los wearing a her dress and Mungo
helping out any team that needed and even pulling of a great late round
Mendenhall pick for the Devils when he stepped in to draft that last few rounds.
The team to beat looks to be Skza's high risk combo of Stafford/Schaub and Dmc
and Mjd at running back and rejuvinated Gates at tight end. Per usual Sflabohfrw
loaded up on running backs with Cam Newton (oh wait he's a qb?) but he got Shady,
Fjax, Marshawn and Ridley. Dtf got his qb-wr combo of Rodgers and Nelson. The
tight end run started early with MFN taking his crush Jimmy Graham and Mungo is
better than dan taking Gronk and then grabbing Winslow despite Winslow being
cut!! Defending Champs, Slippery Wizards reached early for Aaron Hernandez to try
and strike it rich again with a Brady to tight end combo. Number one picker
Villenz rolled the dice with rooking rb Richardson as well as Peyton Manning.
Beach Bums loaded up with two top qbs Vick and Ryan and will once again being in
the mix all year and possibly make his yearly trade with DTF. Jerkshots under
new improved management got the qb-wr combo of Brees and Colston and made zero
calls to the GM. Looks like a new ownership is blooming. Few things that came
out at the draft - Los had his dress on at 8am and was not very lady-like with
his man parts hanging loose and free; Chrissy has a temper problem and fired a
pool chalk at Double Threat Madden which left a mark and warranted an apology;
Mungo was caught taping conversation and may or may not have sanctions against
him. At one point he stole info from Slippery Wizards and gave it to Sflabo;
Dtf promotes and encourages mother beaters; Devils owners actively root for
injuries to top players just as hammy dance inventor Wes Cash does; No one made
the shot mistake of drafting a player drafted; A 400 dollar tab seemed a little
light for the amount of boozing Tmx witnessed;Quincy Jade is legit drunk chinese
food; The season is here and Tmx is ready and is in negotiations with an
outside ghost writer which should be interesting.
Stay Tuned and Good luck and
health to all!! TMX.
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