Im back

You would think that after 2 weeks off, I would be looking to write up a storm. The things I've learned, texts of the week, pics of the island(battery is dead) and things I've done. Well I am not. I am just looking to ease back into the swing of things.

Things I've learned over the past 2 weeks(in no real order):
1.  Larrie Kyght lives:

2. The Annual hockey game was another success, even though everyone is limping around.
3. The blog comes to a slow crawl when I am not around.
4. "Who Freeman?" Yeah I fucked her - Larrie Kyght.
5.  Finding out your roof leaks at 11:00 at night in a driving rain storm sucks.
6. Me and rum are really good friends. Derek meet rum, rum meet Derek - Derek meet blackouts!
7. I am still on island time. No Problems No Pressure:

8. While I was away the dart team took care of business and we are the 3rd seed headed into the playoffs.
9. I don't think I am liking the Droid X all that much.
10. Drinking the wedding facility out of beers and almost all of their booze on an open bar make me smile everytime I think of it.
11. Stripper drama in the backroom that has an effect on the stage and the clients is always welcomed in my world.
12. Christmas tree shopping is a little more involved than I realized.
13. I missed Dunkin Donuts more than I would of imagined.
14. Welchie can jump pretty damn high, I wonder how his foot is.
15. Jeffrey is not a fan of Tiger Balm.
16. Goose Eggs has a whole new meaning.
17. The Texas Saloon seems to be attracting a whole bunch of Cougars.
18. Just because you get married doesn't mean you are dead. Jeeze Louize - I still get my drank on people.
19. I guess the July 4th party is slated for our house and rumor has it there is a mechanical bull involved.
20. The 4th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl is only 5 months away. If you haven't started this years version you may want to get on that.
21. People want to know where the dart review and Smiddy date reviews are? I think they may have abandoned us all.
22. A good knive set is a must have in any kitchen.

23. Style Gal is officially off the market and engaged. CONGRATS!
24. The English and Canadians like to Holiday much more than anyone from the states.
25. Tuna Carpacchio is damn effing good.

I mean I could probably go on all day with things I have learned over the past 2 weeks but I think 25 is a good round number.

If anyone wants to drunk or hang out Tuesday, we will be at Peggys for dart playoffs and then Thursday at Champions in Everett for the second half of the playoffs.

A Week late

My fault for posting this so late. I was still in vacation mode.



Week 13 is in the books and TMX is back to posting!!
Sorry for the layoff but sometimes less is more and no team smelch this isnt a sneaky shot at the size of the owner of team smelch's chin its just a simply a saying quit being so defensive! The races are heating up for the top spots as well as for the last place spots. Now is the time to make sure you do your homework, hit the wire and play the right plays. The trade deadline came to an end with a whimper. There were deals out there but no takers.
The slippery wizards offered up PATRIOT tight end Aaron Hernandez for Cassell but The Villenz had big plans to make double points with Bowe and Cassel so they nixed the deal. This goes back to the original point of doing your homework- Dillonz Villenz is our last place finisher this week! The totals are as follows: Cassel 13; Bradshaw 21.5; S.Jackson 22.5; D.Bowe 0; B Lloyd 4; T.Heap 0; Janakowski 4; Chargers D 5 for a total of 70. Villenz went into the week down 32 for the money and came out of the week down 89.
Making that trade would have forced him to use Peyton Manning who he benched and started Hernandez who scored a td while Heap was hurt on the first play. Tmx isnt a strong believer in karma but here at Tmx we know stupid when we see it but we are just here to help! Peyton Manning even having his worst day is always a must start you cant overthink and sit your studs unless they are injured or not playing due to resting for the playoffs.

Its money time and you have to play your money players. Big decision up for week 14 hope your not feeling the heat at the top Villenz, you're playing for 2 as Iggles has a stake in this deal!! Tmx does have contact and made the phone call for you: Hey Iggles its Tmx hows it going? " everything is just great rocky is in the boxing hall of fame the iggles are flying high why whats up". Well Tmx wanted to know if you had any advice for your old team's manager " CLICK" Hey iggles its Tmx we must've gotten disconnected "CLICK" We made a few more attempts and same result.
I guess you are on your own Villenz dont lose your grip on the money!! Good luck in week 14! As always folan.com for everything

Weekend Kickoff

BRETT FAVRE GETS SUSPENDED! well thats what jenn sterger wants to hear from nfl commisioner roger goodell. she has finally come foward with her evidence of all the sext pics brett sent to her a couple years ago while they both were working for the jets. she is demanding swift action or she will sue. all i got to say is who could blame brett?? i mean what guy that is lucky enough to have her cell number WOULDNT send her pics of their dicks? and as we already know, being married isnt gonna stop anyone. i know i got a few pics ready to send if i ever get her number...

Transformers 3

More Transformers: The Dark of the Moon Videos

3rd Bad Ass Dog Derek should buy Perro de Presa Canario

First introduced to the world outside of Spain's Canary Islands by the American Anthropologist Dr. Carl Semencic in an article for Dogworld Magazine and in his books on the subject of rare breeds of dogs, the Presa Canario or "Canary Dog" is a large sized dog with a thick and muscular body.[1] The head is broad, massive, square, and powerful. Proper head and good expression are part of the breed standard, and are manifest in the best breed specimens. The ears are normally cropped, both to create a more formidable expression and to prevent damage while working with cattle. If cropped the ears stand erect. In countries where ear cropping is banned the ears are close fitting to the head, they hang down and should be pendant or "rose" shaped. The lips are thick and hang in an inverted V where they join; the flews may be slightly loose. The interior lips are dark.[2]

Males average between 23 to 26 inches (58 to 66 cm) at the withers with a minimum weight of 100 pounds (45 kg). Females average between 22 to 25 inches (56 to 63 cm) at the withers with a minimum weight of 85 pounds (39 kg).[3] Very high weights could lead to a number of health problems. Too much weight is also known to compromise the dog's athleticism and working ability.[citation needed]

The breed is also characterized by a sloping topline (with the rear being slightly higher than the shoulders). Another characteristic of the breed is the shape of the paws (cat foot) and the catlike movement of the animal. The body is mesomorphic, that is, slightly longer than the dog is tall, contributing to the feline movement. The Presa should be powerful, balanced, and imposing in appearance. It is heavily built, but able to move with great athleticism.Presas are of strong character and are dominant animals requiring early socialization and obedience training.[5][6] In some situations, the Presa can be aggressive toward other dogs and suspicious of strangers.[7] Once the dog has been properly socialized and trained this becomes the exception rather than the rule. Many Presas share their homes with children, other dogs, cats, horses and other farm animals.

Weekend Kickoff

first just let me appologize for missing last weeks kickoff. i didnt want to take away from the wedding with a bunch of dirty girls. i took on this job and i might not last but i wont quit after one week. the only guy i know that quit the blog is deegan. derek called me out for missing my review, but why didnt he call out smiddys restaurant review?? was it that bad that he was fired before a second review? or is the smiduation on a cold streak on the dating front? he cant be doing that bad if he had a girl drive all the way down to foxwoods after a wedding to see him. why didnt he write about that date?

one thing you will learn about me is i LOVE gossip. along with the pictures i provide there will be a story that goes along with it. now i almost did a spread on britney spears. dirty voice mails, a huge come back, an album next year and a personal favorite of mine. but then i saw the hoff has a new show with his two daughters. young and hott giving their father dating advice. they admit girls under 25 still go after him. well hey what about the older guys like me trying to bang his two daughters, that would be a hell of a three some! how ever, i decided to go with another girl. this girls parents are going through a divorce cuz her mom has been banging brett michaels even though she has the achy breaky heart at home. happy birthday miley, its been three years in the waiting since i could post these pics!!

Live from Miami

I guess Chrissy doesn't want to post weekend kick off chicks anymore? Thought he'd last longer than a week. I am sorry for any typos that may occur in this posting since im using my new droid X and am sitting on my ass in the Miami airport.

Let's get onto the things I learned this past weekend.
1. Mikey T and Willie are players.
2. There are some down right crazies in my family.
3. Timmy Bright thinks Julie and Kim are no super hotties.
4. You miss so much that you don't know at a wedding.
5. Casinos plus marriage equals good times.
6. Even when messing up your vows, only adds to the story of your wedding.
7. I still hate case hot dogs.
8. Apparently melted chocolate softens the skin.
9. The Vodoo bar in Mystic has tons of spicy food.
10. Verizon rules. The wife got a phone upgrade. I got a new free phone. They threw in another phone in all for$ 200 bucks. That's 2 Samsung fascinates and one Droid X for one low price.
11. Macys sale prices are rediculous.
12. I guess all white dudes look like Jimmy Fallon.

Have a nice week. See ya for hockey next Saturday

Super Cell

This is a picture of a super cell thunderstorm. Nature is a marvelous, scary thing.

Grinch Sneakers

For an entire generation, Kobe Bryant(notes) has been appearing on national TV on Christmas afternoon or evening while an entire generation of fans has muttered under their breath while complaining about a family that has chosen the wrong words to describe (an entire generation's) choices in life, as it was for the entire generation that proceeded it, and the one that proceeded that one, and so on.

Kobe Bryant's latest choice in life? Via Trey Kerby, from The Basketball Jones? It's an Ecto Cooler-styled sneaker based around the brilliance of Theodor Geisel's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas!" fable. And he'll wear it on Christmas, in a game against the Miami Heat (natch) for all of us to behold.

These are the ugliest sneakers i have ever seen, and to see these with the addition of a purple, yellow uniform it might just be the ugliest pro sport uniform in the world! great marketing because now I will tune in just to see it.

Bad Ass Dog #2 that Derek should get Cane Corso

The Cane Corso is a catch dog used with cattle and swine, and also in wild boar hunts. It is also used by night watchmen, keepers, and, in the past, by carters.

In the more distant past this breed was common all over Italy as an ample iconography and historiography testify. In the recent past its distribution was limited to some districts of Southern Italy, especially in Puglia, Molise, Calabria.

Its name derives from "cane da corso" which is an old term for those catch dogs used in rural activities (for cattle and swine; boar hunting) as distinct from "cane da camera" which indicates the catch dog kept as a bodyguard.

The breed was recovered from near extinction through the efforts of enthusiasts in the 1970s[4], the Corso is now popular globally, as can be seen by recent celebrity ownership of Cane Corsos.

The Corso favours strength combined with agility. The Cane Corso has a very high need for training, exercise and early socialization.

Since coming to the United States in 1987 the breed has gained popularity.[citation needed] It was recognized by the United Kennel Club on July 15, 2008 under the name Cane Corso Italiano[5], and subsequently by the American Kennel Club in 2010 under the name Cane Corso[6].A average of long life for cane corso is 10 to 11 years,depends of his treatment and life.

Week 11 is in the books!!

 From the desk of TMX a fantasy football reporting source with a loose affiliation with folan.com...

The race for the bottom is heating up and so is the race to finish in the money!! This weeks winner was BeachBums who showed everyone what double points can do for you! Picking up 84.5 from the Rodgers to Jennings connection to finish the week with 167! Careful people the MoneyPit is making moves on top of moves, finished the week with 161 which would have won him week 2,4 and 6 thru 10 but this is week 11 so all you get is 2nd place!! UnmarkedBills are scratching and clawing to get to the top this week picking up the Cleveland Browns defense led by free agent Willie McGinest (pickup of the week just edging out bjge) letting people know they want the top spot!! TMX has always been a fan of big Willie Mac so we took the time out to call him. Hey Willie its us your friends at TMX hows it going? “its cool you know I’m watching the kids grow up and helping out doing some coaching and charity work, you know just enjoying RETIREMENT” huh Willie did you say you don’t play for the Cleveland Browns defense? That cant be? TMX was told by one of the Unmarked Bills that they picked up the Browns because you were on them? “nah dog I’m retired what kinda fool picks up a defense and brags like it wasn’t luck and then thinks I still play there TMX didn’t you break that I retired in 2008 and wanted to retire a Patriot?” Oh yeah Willie you’re right enjoy retirement, guess GM of UnmarkedBills didn’t get that………………..

Now on to the team that finished in last for the week. Sflabo’s Home for Rehabilitated Wizards. Sflabo’s team is quite frankly the biggest enigma this league has seen in years!! The team has won 2 weeks and has also finished with the lowest week you never know what you’re getting!! This weeks totals are as follows: Vick 20pts; Fjones 8.5; Turner 24.5; Marshall 5.5; Moss 0; Miller 3.5; Carpenter 0; Giants 11. for a total of 73 points. You read that right he had two players in the lineup that totaled 0!! 73 points with 2 goose-eggs? Pretty impressive actually.

The two players who didn’t put up points on the season one has put up 83 and the other 61 so obviously you’d expect points from the man who has totaled 83 thus far so there is no way you could’ve sat KICKER Dan Carpenter so that play TMX understood but as for Mr. Moss apparently he’s nothing without Welker!! Dez Bryant outscored both your wide receivers combined with only one catch! TMX does not tell you who to play we are just here to point out who you should be thinking about playing as the race for the basement is getting tight. TMX did however make a call to Mr. Sixty Points himself Mr. Michael “Ultimate Weapon” Vick to ask him why the off week?

Hey Mr Vick its TMX how’s everything? “its cool winning games for a team that wanted to start some Kolb cat over me” Yeah I hear ya but what happened this week? 20pts is respectable but it’s a 40pt drop off from the week before? “ Really TMX we gonna go there? Did you see the defense that dude started? He started the defense I was playing against? How many times they gonna come after me TMX how many times? Obviously Flabo owns a dog and is still bitter, I served my time let it go Flabo! Aint no one else starting defenses vs their number one star, it aint right TMX it aint right” Mike calm down I’m sure he didn’t know the Willie McGinest led Browns were available so he had no choice. “ cool I like this flabo guy he got some Wizard in him, my b I’m just worked up.

Justice TMX not JustUS y’know” I hear ya thanks for your time Mr. Vick. Geez not sure that explains anything but we make the calls to try and help.

Week 12 has 3 Thursday games so make sure you check your lineups for Thanksgiving day action and the trade deadline is approaching get the trades going for the final weeks!

Good luck and as always FOLAN.COM for everything.

After 11 weeks here are the standings:
1. DEVILS 1351.0


2. UNMARKBILL 1262.0

3. BEACHBUMS 1204.0

4. MFNMP 1198.5

5. VILLENZ 1193.5

6. THE REAL STEVE SMITHS 1134.5

7. BBROWN 1109.5

8. SLIPERYWIZ 1104.0

9. SSOLDIERZ 1071.0

10. SFLABOHFRW 1071.0

This Sunday

I support all things MUSTACHE AND MOVEMBER:

Its in honor of the month of MOVEMBER to generate awareness for prostate and testicular cancer. Lots going on, lots of mustache madness. The flyer explains most. The main activities start at 6pm.
Hope you can spread word or even better make it through.

Less than one week

Chrissy was right. The closer you get to the actual wedding day the more people annoy you and harass you with stupid comments.


Lets get to it, the things I learned this weekend:
1. Matty Hughes got knocked the fuck out!
2. Smiddy blows off birthday partys for Stats and crushing it. You know the saying 1 in the hand is better than 2 in a bush.
3. Mikey T is bringing his own wine glasses for him and Mamma TK to the wedding:

 

4. I guess 40% of the population believes marriage is obsolete.
5. In order to keep a low handicapped in golf. You must be playing any and all times.
6. Louie's Crossing is pretty legit.
7. I would think that you would have to show a license to get a marriage certificate.
8. I can't believe the Pats are already selling their playoff tickets.
9. Brian Folan's day of relaxation and chilling has always been Sunday and he would sleep his day away if he could.
10. I am 100% addicted to Angry birds, more so trying to get 3 stars on every level.
11. I signed up for Twitter, so that no one would take the drunknothings handle @drunknothings. I don't follow anyone and I am not doing anything with it.

Thats gotta hurt

Argument between exotic dancers ends in stabbing

Kansas City police arrested an exotic dancer early today after she allegedly stabbed another dancer during an argument at closing time. 

The stabbing occurred about 2:45 a.m. at Baccala, 4704 Independence Ave., the former site of Gerry’s Silver Slipper. The suspect used an eyeliner wand or pencil in the attack, said Gary Majors, manager of the city’s regulated industries division.

The 27-year-old victim suffered four wounds and was treated and released from a hospital. Police arrested the 29-year-old suspect. Detectives were planning to give the case file to prosecutors today for consideration of criminal charges.

Police said they don’t know exactly what prompted the argument, which did not occur onstage but rather in a back room as the women were changing clothes.

The club changed its name last year after a series of violent incidents, including a double homicide in the parking lot, a shooting involving a security guard and a fight outside involving 20 people, several of whom were stabbed. The city suspended the club’s liquor license for 66 days last summer for multiple ordinance violations.

The newly named club opened sometime after Dec. 16 and its website describes it as, “A cut above the rest. A laid back Hip Hop and R&B atmosphere (sic.)” The site also says: “From batchular (sic) parties to birthday parties we can accomodate (sic) your needs.”

Where to begin with this story? The multiple incidents in the past? The loss of their liquor license for 66 days or the fact that they spell bachelor, "Batchular"?

I am actually going to start with bitches stabbing each other with eyeliner wands and pencils - 4 times!! Wouldn't that shit break after one stabbing? ITS A FUCKING PENCIL. Did this savvy stripper tape hers up and make it a shiv?

Why call your place Baccala? Isn't that some sort of Italian fish meal? Gerry's Silver Slipper was perfectly fine for a name but if you were to change and go for a "laid back hip hop and R&B atmosphere" why not change Gerrys to Tonys, Silver to Platinum and Slipper to Players? Tonys Platiumum Players - now thats a strip club I can hang at. That is the type of name change that will totally revamp your image and send out the proper vibe to the masses.


It's stories like this that give strip clubs a bad name. You never hear of this happening at the Squires, The Glass slipper, 10's or The Golden Banana. Probably because most of those clubs employ ladies with a small bit of class.

Stories like this make me smile though. Strippers stabbing Strippers

finally

hello blog readers. this is my first attempt at contributing solo. it will take me a few posts to work out the kinks but as we all know, it cant be any worse than half the shit that gets posted on here. i would like to thank mr booze for allowing me the opportunity but does he really know what hes getting into now that i don't have to send him my posts to edit?? i am taking over the weekend kick off girl. i am gonna spin it into a combination of G.I.W.L.T.F/weekend kick off/ style girl celebrity gossip.

Eva longoria is recently single this week. she filed for divorce from tony parker after just three years of marriage. i just passed the three year marriage mark myself but if eva needs someone to comfort her, CALL ME!! so what went wrong here? tony sending hundreds of texts to his former teammates wife. now i have included three pics of erin barry. she is no slouch herself, but she is not even close to eva's level. but don't get me wrong, ill rub one out to her im sure.

A good friend once told me that my everything is not your everything. "chrisy, my everything starts with a blowjob and ends with a black eye" this got me thinking, yes we can all agree eva is much hotter, but this erin chick must be a freak! i have to read some of these sexts. im hoping to sign on tmx as a fact finder (at least 30%) and get to the bottom of this. well with out further interruption, a few pics.

I know not as many as usual but i will get better. email me with suggestions, chrisy143@hotmail.com