Thursday, December 24, 2015

Week 15 in the books

TMX week 15 Christmas edition is here. As is the custom we keep it quick and simple as TMX knows the crew likes to get to spiking the eggnog for the holiday parties.




So here is how the week went.

1) Charlies Angels.....................171pts
2) Skza's Squad........................143pts
3) Jaybirds................................136pts
4) Equalizers.............................133pts
5) Beach Bums..........................132pts
6) Supah P's..............................120pts
7) DMC.....................................115pts
8) Slippery Wizards...................114pts
9) Creepshots............................102pts
10) Black Dynomite.....................85pts


  No team by team recap but we will still make some calls up first the Carolina Defense who had been carrying Black Dynomite but this week only put up 6pts. Hey Panthers D whats good its TMX " oh man TMX great to hear from you hope your not calling bout that punk OBJ that fool still crying?" Well we are calling about the 6pts you put up when Black Dynomite needed you? " oh yeah. Anyway we are tired of talking about that OBJ clown, yeah we brought bats on the field but no biggie we always do, don't see why everyone is talking about it. We are just trying to go undefeated"  Uhhm well TMX isn't talking about it we want to know how you had such a bad week? " I mean OBJ isn't even that good, don't get the big deal? Norman is defensive player of the year but everyone talking about OBJ he's a nobody" Well guys I see this is going nowhere, we get it OBJ thing was a big deal but its over. Well for some!! Have a good Christmas. " yeah you too TMX hope OBJ gets coal guys is out of control does it just to get his name out there, tired of it." Uhhm yeah. Up next a TMX first instead of calling a player on Charlies Angels  we are going to call Los gm of Black Dynomite with some great news involving Charlies Angels. Hey Los its TMX ! " Fury, Fury? That you Fury? " No its TMX fantasy football reporting site. Calling to tell you that you are no longer the most hated team in ADSL! What a Christmas present! " Wait, so the league got a new black team in there? cuz I know that's why y'all be hating! Plus I win at the draft every year! Had a wagon this year too!! " Well no theres not a new black team ( not that adsl is against it) but Charlies Angels and their self congratulations has just recently been name most hated team in the league ( poll was anonymously conducted and two people still picked you Los, with the Beach Weasels still received a vote). " oh wait that dude is  hated cuz self congratulating? I've been doing that for years. Garbage. Its racial, you guys cant even let a black team  be most hated!! " Well we were hoping this would be good news guess not? "Later TMX and this racist league, I'm still most hated just wait til next years draft". Well we tried to bring holiday cheer to Black Dynomite . Guess not?.


Lets check the standings:

1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS.......................136
3. BEACHBUMS....................193
4. CHARLIES ANGELS.............199
5. CREEPSHOTS.....................203
6. BLACK DYNOMITE................260
7. SKZA'S SQUAD.....................294
8. SLIPPERY WIZARDS..............316
9. SUPAH P'S...........................423
10. EQUALIZERS.......................511


 Well, well, well its tight at the top and cant go without mentioning Creepshots getting cute sitting Cam and now is on the outside looking in at that money!! TMX investigated possible collusion/point shaving with Beach Weasles but so far we cant confirm or deny! The final two weeks should be fun. Merry Christmas and lets finish strong with no injuries and the right plays as there is still 75 bucks a week out there. TMX OUT





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