Cyber Monday

If you have not started or finished your shopping with Black Friday and Small business Saturday, well you are in luck with Cyber Monday!  Get out online and bang out some shopping - for Christmas, Chanukah or Kwanzaa.

Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. The Southside Tavern in Braintree is a nice joint but it is loud as fuck.
2. Who puts the cone of shame on their dog ALL THE TIME!
3. Guess some people don't like to ride out the action in the suicide pool, so they split it. BOO!
4. Celtics games are always a good time:

5. Is there anything more disappointing than not having any left over turkey they day after Thanksgiving?
6. Do people actually use the anniversary gift list?
7. Mikey Layden loves his Jamison shots.
8. Supah P is cracking the whip on the dart team and has them running in 2nd place.
9. Shaun Larry sold his wife's condo and now is looking to buy a new place.
10. How can the Beach Comber charge $12 for a Rod Stuart cover band. That's just wrong on so many levels.
11. Everyone knows I hate Notre Dame but I think I hate their fans even more.
12. Anyone looking for some used ice hockey pads? Mario has a few pairs on the cheap.
13. Fucking meter maids make me laugh. Waiting around corners to ticket me and shit.
14. Chrissy likes to go to Mcdonalds, late nite and order 5 value meals and skip out on the line.
15. Lowes discontinued their Veterans discount. Boycott them bitches.
16. Here is the progression of my tattoo:
Before(the cover up)

 The outline drawn on Session 1:

 Outline session 1

 half coloring Session 2

 All done Session 3

17. Mikey Layden is a Beast with moving.
18. I guess its okay to finger blast a chick at the South Side Tavern. Down the pants!

I hope everyone is gearing up for the annual Street Hockey Tournament - Saturday December 15th at 12 noon.

Tmx taking you into Turkey day

Week 11 is finished and Tmx survived the royal wedding and is here to report it all.

Injuries continue to make the season take wild turns as Sflabohfrw lost Gronk and Nutsaway lost Willis Mcgahee, possibly for the season and, others lost players hopefully for a week or so like MFN's new rb Mccoy. The waiver wires are active and there were many breakout guys not currently on teams so these next few weeks will be crucial as Villenz lead is down under 50 and top 5 separated by around 100 while the basement fight is just as fierce separated by under 75!! The suddenly loaded at rb White Unicorns finished second this week and nearly won the week! Thanks goes to Megatron who is now the top receiver that he was drafted to be and the Pats d came up huge while Sjax will get shanked for putting up a terrible  week as the two rbs on the bench had huge weeks.

Right plays are crucial as Unicorn lost the week with this mis-step! The third place finisher this week was Beachbums who got a huge week from Andre Johnson thanks to him but Matty Ice will get shanked for tossing 5 picks and ruining a great week!! MFN was again led by RG3 many thanks but start shanking the bye week replacement wrs who combined for 5.5pts! Slippery Wizards came in 5th and continues to shank every rb who starts this week they combined for 10pts and may wanna shank old friend Robbie Gould who only mustered one point. Brady got hot and should be thanked along with Skins D. The 6th place team was DTF who got another great week from possible steal of the draft D.Martin and the Falcons D can get thanked as well. The shanking goes to Jordy Nelson and Heath Miller!! The 7th place team this week was Jerkshots, who despite rumors were spotting this weekend and looked to be back together and making a push for the top!! Thanks to Brees as usual but often benched Greg Olsen got the start and should get shanked along with Frank Gore who didn't step up. The 8th place team was Black Dynamite who has Niners D and Andrew Luck to thank but can shank Wallace and Mendy who seem to not play with Big Ben out also Ryan Matthews continues to be a bust for BD. The 9th place team was Dillons Villenz. Palmer and  Vjax can be thanked but Fitzy, Keller and Texans D totalling under 8pts can all be shanked. Is the honeymoon over for Villenz?

 
The last place team this week and in the season standings was Nutsaway. Randall Cobb can be thanked but ZEROS from Maclin and playing Tynes who was on a bye can be shanked. The Tmx advice to Nutsaway is to make the moves needed. They took the advice and did that last week picking up waiver wire Felix Jones who led his rb core but now they need to stay on it and luckily byes are  over so he wont play kickers on byes anymore!!!!! This weeks winning team and still one of the hottest in the league is Sflabo. Gronk can get thanks as well as David Akers who kicked Sflabo to a Monday night win!! The rbs on Sflabo can get shanked for only putting up 11pts!! Tmx made the call to Sflabo team mvp and injured star Rob Gronkowski. Hey Gronk its Tmx whats up? "Tmx? Hey whats going on? You hear I broke my arm? Man I hope I dont get cut. I'll be back I can play with one arm and I'm still better than half the tight ends in the league!" Well Gronk I'm not sure about that, sorry to see you go down you were carrying Sflabo and this could hurt his chance at winning. " Not so fast Tmx I'll be on the sidelines to keep the party going I like our chances if these guys step up! Party on Tmx. I'm out! " Ok Gronk get better. Now on to the All Iggles.

 QB- M. Schaub            52pts        Nutsaway
RB-Stephen-howling    24pts          Jerkshots
RB-Reece                    26pts          White Unicorn
WR-B. Lafell                17.5pts       Jerkshots
WR- S.Johnson            10pts           Nutsaway
TE-  V.Davis                17pts           Jerkshots
K-     Bailey                  11pts           Nutsaway
D-    Packers                25pts            MFN

 The All Iggles were dominated by the last place team Nutsaway giving up a 50 burger by sitting Schaub vs the Jags?? Jerkshots also gave their tight end again and a wr and rb. The All Iggles contacted Tmx via his lawyers ( the only way he can legally contact Tmx) and vowed he will now lose another week and could go on the waiver wire and start a team to win each week. This may be an option for next year but lets hope this year we can give the Iggles another loss!! Tons of Thursday action this week so be ready, hit the wire and stay healthy. Happy Turkey day to all and dont forget to get your trade in before the deadline!! TMX out.

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Turkey day

I hope that everyone is gearing up for Turkey day. You know it is my favorite ho-ho-holiday. There are 3 NFL football games on that day. I am sorry that I didn't post things I learned yesterday. I was just a little bit busy with my whole day - working, walking the dog, food shopping, and cooking dinner.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I guess some people do try to sleep their way to the top.
2. Man I miss the dog track on Thanksgiving morning.
3. I may or may not put the Ass in Classy(here are some photos of the wedding):

4. Mikey T is undefeated in NBA games this year. He is like the new Jimmy the Greek.
5. I am all up for tipping heavy to get a good pour of booze but when drinks are $8.50/$9.00 it makes it a bit hard there Julio.
6. I can't believe I forgot to get Doe's peanut brittle.
7. You can't always get what you want.
8. How Does Stop and Shop have 2 cashiers on a Saturday Morning, the weekend before Thanksgiving?
9. Jeffrey keeps getting pink eye like a mother fucker. Keep ya hands clean brosef!
10. I never have a bad time visiting the dart team on Tuesday nights.
11. Make sure you stock up on your booze before Thursday because nothing is worse than being stuck with in-laws and running out of booze.
12. The Quad box is a thing of the past, lets go with a 6-pack:

13. I do not care if it is at a wedding or not. I only have one speed at a Buffet - go big or go home:

14. Do people not tell their children No anymore? My nephew throws the biggest tantrum ever when he is told no.
15. Chrissy is having a card game if anyone is interested, Next weekend. Kegs & Legs with some action!
16. Did anyone else catch the Eddie Murphy special on Spike TV? It was pretty damn funny.
17. Keep your head on a swivel, when watching the youngings, because you never know when they may touch a hot wood burning stove on your watch. NOT MINE!
18. How much of a scum bag do you have to be to beat someone for $20.00??
19. I have not kenneled my dog in 2 weeks and so far  there have been no accidents, so that is a plus.
20. I am really digging this 50 degree weather.

Thats all for now. Hope everyone enjoys their Thanksgiving.

TMX Week 10

Tmx week 10 ERIC LINDROS edition is here!!

Live from the SSSC!! This week with Ronin limping around we had fine food, Octobox, POINT FIVE chants and a special visit from Mr. Kraemer who brought with him growlers!!  Week 10 saw concussion and more concussions for qbs across the league and fragile Freddy Jackson!! Big Ben also went down and it prompted  Unicorns to trade Shady Mccoy  this time to MFN for Rivers and Bjge who was cut by Unicorns just a week ago! Villenz continues to hold onto first and the top 5 teams are separated by 100 while the bottom 5 separated by 40! There are just 7 weeks left and the races are on. The trade deadline is approaching and this season has proven that trades equal scoring!! Put your deal together and make it happen and now onto the review!
Second place this week goes to MFN who has made the move out of the basement and with the new trade is looking to distance themselves. The manager of the year award could be heading home to MFN, last team to draft a qb has somehow managed to trade two qbs for rb depth!! Thanks this week to Rivers and Jimmy Graham but the shank goes to Forte who didnt produce and may be in a rb battle if Fjax comes back healthy!! Third place this week was the Jerkshots who without Welch continue to stay in the mix and work the waiver wire something the Jerks seldom did in the past due to budgetary constraints. The thanks this week is waiver pickup Cowboys D and like Tmx questioned last week V.Davis picked up another shank while the benched tight end led their team? Tmx can just offer help cant force you to use it!!!!! Fourth place this week was White Unicorn. The busiest team in the league made another move and is trying to climb away from the basement. Red  hot Megatron gets the thank while Witten getting back to back shanks! No way Witten can continue to not pay dividends so White Unicorn with new leader Rivers should keep climbing. Fifth place this week was Nutsaway who slipped into last for the season. Nutsaway dropped over a 100 despite starting a rb who was ruled out before the week started!! Thanks to Stafford and Ravens d who stepped up but the shank goes to DMC who didnt tell ownership to bench him? Wait can you get shanked for that? Sixth place this week went to Sflabohfrw who is still in the money and making moves to stay there. The thanks go to Beastmode and Thomas who continue to produce but Cam let the team down with a bad outing and he gets shanked. The Seventh place team was Black Dynamite who was led once again by AP who looks like a steal of a trade so far. Ryan Mathews is getting shanked again and continues to underperform.  The eighth place team was Villenz who got the usual great games from Manning and Foster who get the thanks but R. Bush may have found his way to the bench not only in Miami but also in ADSL with a big shank this week. The 9th place team is DTF who can thank his kicker Blair Walsh and top wr Marshall for showing up but Mike Vick if your not still seeing double you're getting shanked. The bye week replacement didnt come through for DTF. The off week set him back but he still has a shot at the money spots!! The last place team and biggest faller is last years champions Slippery Wizards. He can thank Roddy White but the rbs can get shanked as well as Brady who is barely outproducing his backup Freeman. The Wizards are sinking fast and better head to the Wizard tree and try and fix this or they may be dress shopping!!

The advice TMX has for Slippery Wizards is a team meeting and a possible upgrade at rb through the wire or trades. Wr's are their strong point right now may wanna move one or move Hernandez. The winner this week was Beachbums who rode the Ryan-Gonzalez connection they get thanks as well as CJ who may be back to his old form Eric Decker 2pts will get you shanked everyday all day. Now on to the ALL IGGLES


QB-    Flacco            40pts             Beachbums
RB-    SJax               24pts             White Unicorn
RB-    J.Charles         21pts             Beachbums
WR-   C.Shorts          24pts             White Unicorn
WR-   Amendola        20.5pts           Sflabo
TE-    Olsen               31.5pts          Jerkshots
K-      Prater               11pts            White Unicorn
D-      Broncos             36pts            Black Dynamite

  The Iggles coming off a two game losing streak responded this week with 208pts!! Wow angry Iggles coming out strong. Beachbums and White Unicorn were big helps in the big week for Iggles. The irony of Iggles coming up huge on the Eric Lindros edition of Tmx review! There are 7 weeks left plenty of time to make moves in the standings and the trading deadline approaches and the byes are finishing up so its go time!! Good luck this week. TMX OUT.

Lets get it done

I am starting it off with a bang.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy does not hold grudges but he does plan to get even, in the naked way!
2. For some reason the past 3 days I have gotten home from work all I wanted to do is sleep.
3. No matter who makes a trade in your fantasy league others will always hate and question it.
4. Since there is no Bruins so far this year people are loading up on Celtics games.
5. Has anyone heard from Welchie? Heard he is running around with Smiddy on the N shore!
6. Mario is still looking for a house. Anyone have any leads in the Revere/Tewksbury area?
7. Why do people with beards have a need to chat with me? Just because we have beards bro don't make us friends.
8. Some people liked my post yesterday others gave me shit for not doing things I learned. Get over it. If you want to post on the blog let me know. I will set you up with a user name and password. Other wise get over it.
9. When I take Ronin for his hour plus walks I leave my phone at home. Sometimes silence is golden.
10. In North Carolina, it is illegal to kill more than 4 turtles in your life time. Watch out Ninja turtles.
11. There is a study being conducted that basically says money and drugs fire off the same thing in your brain.
12. Kangaroos hop because they can not move their legs independently.
13. Sheyla Hershey holds the record for the largest boobs in the world, she wears a size 38KKK bra.
14. I love Papa Ginos but 2 large cheese pizzas should not cost $25.00.

That's all I have in me today.

Veterans Day

In honor of Veterans day I am not blogging today. Get off you asses and do something today. Hug a Vet, buy them a beer and enjoy the day.

TMX week 9 review

Tmx week 9 review is here!! 

This week we had a many great performances but none greater than Doug Martin the guy DTF starts due to the bye weeks going OFF for 58pts!! I think he may have just broke another, while Tmx was reporting. The Villenz continue to get balanced scoring and were also recently voted most hated owner by a pool of Tmx readers. I'm sure he's not bothered as he is starting to walk away with the league and preparing for the biggest wedding ever!! Drunknothings blog is now paying Tmx to write the review but contrary to his promise of a six pack Tmx writers were handed 40oz and brown bags and told of budget cuts. C'est la vie!!In response to the payment Tmx will introduce the thank 'em and shank 'em to each team. 

This weeks second place team was the balanced Villenz getting 3 guys over 20. Thank 'em goes to the bears d who got 30 and have done it all and year. His team is so good we went to the bench to shank 'em and he should shank Palmer for putting up a 40 burger on the bench!! The third place team this week was Sflabo who is red hot with over 300pts the past two weeks. He's thanking his waiver wire pickups Gresham and Redman who had great weeks. Get the shank out for Denarius Thomas who barely got double digits. The fourth place team this week Slippery Wizards who also went to the waivers for his thank 'em as the Chargers D put up 29pts. Wizards need two shanks to take out both of the rbs who COMBINED for 11pts. Black Dynamite finished 5th and  has a full fledged Qb controversy as Luck and Romo are going back and forth leading scoring on the bench. Thank AP for another great game and shank Ryan Mathews who is disappointing at best with 7pts in a blowout. The 6th place team was White Unicorn who made a trade that saw Marshall go off for 39pts; another trade that led to a breakout week for the player traded. Thank Megatron for showing up but shank newly aquired Witten who couldnt break double digits while the guy traded for got 20!! Easy on the Witten shank guys is coming off a ruptured spleen! Seventh for the week is Jerkshots who are slowing down after a fast start. Thank the recently traded for Michael Turner who came through but shank the qb-wr combo of Brees and Colston who have led your team for having and off week! The Beachbums can thank Mikel Leshoure for his big day but like Jerks the Ryan-Gonzalez combo let them down majorly as well!! The Beachbums are not standing pat as they are offering major trades around the league to leap into the money! 

The 9th place team is MFN Matt Forte came through and deserves a thank 'em but Hakeem Nicks looks like hes already been shanked finishing with 1.5 for a top wr that is not acceptable. This weeks last place team was Nutsaway. Once again trick or treat Stafford let them down with a weak 11pts. He can thank Cobb who did come through. Tmx made a call to the owner of Nutsaway but the phone is disconnected????? Tmx will point out that the top two running backs for Nutsaway Mjd and Dmc are both out so the move that needs to be made is through the waivers or to make a trade. Maybe start Schaub and move Stafford but either way a move is a must as they are starting to head to the basement!! 

This weeks winner was DTF. DTF had a monster performance from Doug Martin and Brandon Marshall!! They had the record week in sight if Jordy Nelson didnt drop a zero on them. Tmx made a call to DTF star Doug Martin. Hey Doug its Tmx how are you? " Tmx? like THE TMX? The fantasy football reporting joint? oh man you made my day. I'm happy to help DTF win I know he only starts me in bye weeks rumors were spreading and I wanted to come through" Well you really came through great job. " Thanks Tmx oh and that garbage about me not being able to run without the injured lineman? yeah how'd that work out? Peace out Tmx love your stuff".

 Wow what a week and now onto the All Iggles coming off a humiliating loss last week!!

QB-                C.Palmer              40pts                      Villenz

RB-                 C.J                      25pts                       Beachbums

RB-                 J. Bell                  17.5pts                    DTF

WR-                E. Decker             25pts                      Beachbums

WR-                J.Jones                14pts                      DTF

TE-                 B.Myers                21pts                     DTF

D-                   Texans                 13pts                     Villenz

K-                   A. Vinitari              11pts                     Jerkshots

The All Iggles total? 153.5!! Back to Back losses for the Iggles!! This is a Tmx first and may even push the old Iggles ownership back into the league!! Villenz, Beachbums and DTF loaded up the all Iggles this week but it wasn't enough! Great work by the owners leaving the benches with little or no points!! We are heading full steam into the second half and there is a lot of ground to be made up and a lot of deals have impacted teams so the trade and waiver wire are ways to make up ground!!

Good luck this week and lets hope for no injuries!! TMX out.

Election day

I am not here to talk politics or anything like that. I am just reminding you that no matter what you believe in or who you vote for, it is your right to vote. If you do not vote then you should not be bitching about what is going on.  That's all I have to say about that.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy just added this to his collection(JEALOUS MUCH):

2. It is believed that Mikey Layden may be on a BCS panel. Kid loves his college ball.

3. I guess you celebrate losing by tossing up 4's at the crowd.

4. Cheeseburger soup does not sound appealing at all.

5. Working 3-8 on a Saturday kind of messes up your whole day.

6. Little kids are so funny. They just don't have any cares.

7. Supah P tossing out $100 bills for Shaun Larry to get lap dances. Classy!!

8. I watch lots of dumb movies but Ghost Rider 2 could be the worst movie ever made.

9. Is there anything more annoying then when something doesnt record correctly on your DVR(Unless you still use a VCR).

10. Is it just a Dorchester thing to call Irish guys turkeys?

11. Chrissy and I are going on a man date, No HOMO!

12. Dogs do not like to be stared at. 

13. How long would a guys hair have to be to get corn rows? Just asking for a friend.

14. Everyone has that friend that you dont see or talk too but when you get together its like no time has passed.

15. I can not stress how much I HATE THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!

16. No Tank tops for these muffin tops.

Till next week ya mofuckers!

Week 8 recap

(Ed. Note - it is hard to get someone to post on this blog every week, for free. So now I am paying TMX a 6 pack a week, of top flight beer to keep up with his posts - anyone else interested let me know. We pay in beers, booze and Butts)

Week 8 is  in the books and TMX is here with the recap!!! The bye weeks were in full swing and the basement is rocking with several teams banging on the door to get in!! 100 pts separate the top 5 teams and just 26 separate teams 6-10!! The races are as tight as they have been in years and the right plays are crucial going forward. All Iggles are feeling the effect as for the first time in a long time the overall leader beat the All Iggles, pretty sure All Iggles just cursed and maybe did a hammy dance but he will get his points I'm sure!! 

Nutsaway finally got the performance he expected from Stafford and finished 2nd for the week and is making his move as he always does. DTF got a 38.5 from Martin and finished 3rd for the week and then made a puzzling trade for TMX  favorite Mike Vick!!  Dillonz Villenz not only is preparing for the Royal Wedding this month but with a fourth placefinish this week riding possible fantasy mvp Manning is in first overall. The fifth place team this week was Slippery Wizards who got a 40 burger from Brady but once again sat the wrong rb as sproles outscored both the rbs he played.

 MFN is being led by Percy Harvin and as much as we love Percy he cant carry a team by himself!! White Unicorn finished 7th as shady led his team with 19.5. White Unicorn again made a trade this time securing Big Ben and Witten for Vick and Marshall this could lead him to the top! Black Dynomite was 8th with AP continuing to lead the team and surprise many with his comeback from ACL. Jerkshots finished 9th with a rare off week as the Niners on the team let him down wondering if they will make a move? The last place team this week was Beachbums. The beachbums are in 5th and in striking distance and rumors are going around that he is in his bunker looking to swing a deal!! The first place team this week was Sflabo Home for rehabilitated wizards who finished with 169.5!! Sflabo was lead by 6 players over 20 and is making his move to distance himself from the basement!! Due to the holiday and many stars out trick or treating Tmx could not make calls to players responsible for the first place team and last! On to the All Iggles

QB- J. Freeman               28pts            Slippery Wizards

RB- D. Sproles                14.5pts          Slippery Wizards

RB- R. Jennings               12 pts            Nutsaway

WR- S. Smith                  19.5pts          Black Dynamite

WR- D. Bryant                  17.5pts          Sflabo

TE-  J. Witten                   30pts            DTF

K-    M. Bryant                  12pts            MFN

D-    Dolphins                    22pts           MFN

The All Iggles total was 155.5 losing to Sflabo who scored 169.5!! Tmx called the former owner of All Iggles and the conversation went like this. Hey its TMX your super team lost this week hows it feel? " who is this and how did you find me? BARK BARK BARK BARK click" TMX made an executive decision and ended the call as whatever kind of animal that was on the other end didn't sound happy. Whoa close one!! Well sorry for the delay but games are tonight and the 2nd half of the season is starting so lets hope the injury bug is over and we can have a strong finish!! Tmx OUT.

Busy Busy Busy

Busy times grabbing booze and beers for this damn storm. Sorry for the delay in posting. I am sure you guys are dealing with the liquor stores running low on beers too.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People didn't watch the World Series but they know that Taco Bell is giving away free Doritos Locos tacos because of a steal during the game.
2. Hippos milk is pink. WHAT?
3. The 1st TV toy commercial to air on Tv  was in 1946 for Mr. potato head.
4. Lots of young people are leaning towards voting for Romney.
5. Chrissy put a hurting on the nachos at Toby Keith's bar:

6. I have a tendency to not remember things when I drinking without eating anything.
7. I appreciate all the people offering a place for me to stay when we flood out.
8. Rob Knudsen is already making up excuses for not making the annual hockey game in December.
9. Julian is ready for Movember:

10. Congrats to my brother on 2 years of being sober.
11. People get crazy at the supermarket when there is an impending storm. I MEAN CRAZY!
12. If you want/need updates from National Grid text "storm" to 64743.
13. Jeffrey is accepting all donations to keep a mustache for MOVEMEBER. All $$ raised will be donated to Dana Farber.
14. That new Domino's Pan pizza is heavy. I put down 4 slices and felt like I had eaten 2 whole pizzas.
15. I could probably eat beef stew every day.
16. My wife has let our 140 lb dog sleep in our bed all of a sudden. Do you know what kind of pain this causes me?
17. Who is making Shaun Larry's bachelor party this Saturday?
18. I don't know what the rules are but I am pretty sure you can't get in trouble for checking out a chick at a Halloween party. I mean you gotta try and verify how accurate the costume is.
19. People want to know when Supah P and Chrissy are going to start their mustaches for the pub crawl.
20. Big Congrats to Supah P for 1. leading the dart to 1st place so far this year and 2. for buying a house in Pembroke.

Till Next Week

TMX week 7

Tmx week 7 review is here!!

 Week 7 was a wild week but that's no surprise the whole season has been pretty unpredictable. The major breaking news was Jerkshots dumping their once proud GM due to lack of involvement, this came as no real shocker as he didn't even bother to attend the draft and its seems as if Jerkshots is doing fine without him, looking for their first ever championship. The week also featured 4 players putting up ZEROS for their teams somewhere the All Iggles smirk. Villenz continues to pull off a week in and week out good plays - this week Vincent Jackson going for over 200yds rec and that landed them in 2nd place for the week and is still hanging on to the top spot with Mannings bye over. DTF is riding the Rodgers - Nelson connection and is far removed from the basement and making a move to get to the money!!  Black Dynamite finished fourth for the week and is fourth overall. The AP for Ray Rice trade may decide where these two teams finish!! White Unicorn continues to push forward despite what looks like a Mega-disappointment from Calvin Johnson so far this season. (Tmx writers worked all week on that line hope its not over the readers heads). 

The Jerkshots  with Brees  overcame zeros from TWO of their starters to finish in 6th and get over 100pts for the week!! The team is loaded and was voted healthiest team in the league, they are in 2nd with all eyes on the top spot. MFN came in 7th week and was another member of team zero as he got zero from the tight end but RG3 continues to play at an MVP pace. The Slippery Wizards finished 8th for the week and continue to see their number one pick Tom Brady be outplayed by other teams back up qbs; how long before the trade winds swing his way? Sflabo came in 9th place and is lucky to end up there getting a total of 4.5pts from the wr spot!! Nutsaway is the last place team this week. Nutsaway had MJD go down with an injury and join team zero but also had his whole bench make the All Iggles a first in ADSL!! 

The TMX advice is obvious. Hire former Iggles owner or simply use his Costanza approach!! As a rule TMX believes if you pick up a player you start him so starting Cobb should have been a no brainer and the rest of your team would know you mean business.

 TMX suggests  Nutsaway send that team some sort of message before they take over the year and your having Rent-a-Center furnish the basement!! Your track record in this league shows you can make the adjustment TMX has faith. The winner this week was perennial favorite Beachbums who in a bye week and riding CJ pulled off the win. Beachbums is now in the money and has his big bye week behind him we made a call to the GM and this is the actual conversation. Hey Beachbums its Tmx great win in the bye week hows it going? " Hey tmx you caught me at a bad time I'm in my war-room going over trades and waiver wire moves I appreciate you calling but I have no comment just happy to win" Well ok typical beachbums answer good luck the rest of the way. Tmx then made a call to Tmx favorite Chris Johnson. Hey Cj its Tmx what good? "Tm-motherfucking-x how you be? Dont call it a comeback! Told you I"m the best now I showed you I'm the best!! Feels so good" Uhhm Cj you've been kind of a disappointment for two years dont you think you're taking this a little far? " Yo Tmx you're my dudes but I dont need this negativity I'm meeting Pacman at a club gonna make it rain. If you show up bring an umbrella #cjsback OUT" Wow well there you have it if he plays like he talks Beachbums may rise to the stop. 

Now onto the All Iggles:

 

QB- M. Schaub                    22               Nutsaway

RB-  L.Stephens-Howling      27               Jerkshots

RB-  R. Jennings                  18.5             Nutsaway

WR- R. Cobb                       25                Nutsaway

WR-  A. Brown                    13.5             MFN

TE - Heath Miller                 16                DTF

K    Bailey                          13                Nutsaway

D-  Texans                        24                 Villenz

 

 

            The All Iggles came in with 159 and 78.5 of those came from Nutsaway!! The rest of Nutsaways team was on a bye meaning every bench player made the team. Now everyone knows the Iggles and Voodoo man had a decent relationship but my goodness!! This is a first and hopefully a last before TMX is going to have to look into some collusion charges!! The trade deadline is approaching and the top 4 are under 100pts and the bottom is even closer with 5- basement separated by only 37pts!! Time to make the right moves and look to upgrade your team!! Good luck in week 8 and hope there are no team zero members in your lineups!! 

Stay healthy TMX OUT.

Movember is coming

I hope that everyone had a nice relaxing weekend. I know I did, Jeffrey and Ronin did too:

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Jack O'Lantern Spectacular is a shit show. It was purely chaotic. It
2. The US government stop using actual silver in quarters in 1964. There is also 1/4th of a troy oz in a quarter. So basically 4 quarters from 1964 or before are worth the going rate of silver, which is $32.14 at this point in time.
3. Supah P has an accepted offer to buy a house in Pembroke. Chrissy it looks like you have a new drinking buddy.
4. I think I am going to dress up as Frankenstein for Julian's 1st Bday party this Saturday.
5. It's sad to think that Thanksgiving is only a month away.
6. The annual street hockey game is December 15th at noon. Hope you can make it.
7. While I was at Stop and Shop yesterday they made an announcement that their system was down and they can only accept cash. You honestly would of thought it was the end of the world.
8. I was surprised that they have drink specials in Rhode Island. Probably because we don't have it here in Mass.
9. When you tell people you are getting a new tattoo, you should probably tell them its a half sleeve. That way they wont be surprised at the size of it.(I will post pictures of it after all 3 sessions are complete).
10. Chrissy is working only 1 Saturday night a month at CVS. This way he can keep his discount.
11. I don't really understand the Red Sox signing John Farrell. He is the same old same. Why not someone new like Brad Ausmus.
12. Hopefully this will be the last week that Ronin will have to take it easy with his walks. He still has a little hitch in his giddyup.
13. I have no idea how people drink the Mike Hard Lemonades. It taste like liquid jolly ranchers and gives ya heart burn.
14. Aquaphor is legit for your skin.
15. Is anyone as excited as me that Angry Birds Star Wars is coming out.
16. I stumbled upon this TV show Hillbilly Blood a Hard scrabble life.  I really can't figure out if I like it or not.
17. Jeffrey is telling people that he looks like George Clooney now that he has gray hairs coming in.
18. Make sure you buy MikeyT a beer and congrats on his engagement. Yes, he is officially off the market.
19. The worst part of getting a new tattoo is planning your next tattoo with the tattoo artist before your current tattoo is even part way finished.
20. Katie doesn't really drink but she loves Cape Cod Blonde Ale.
21. At Jeb's pig roast they were passing out homemade french fries in a bag. I thought they were Chicharrones. I mean pig roast + deep fried pork skin = match made in heaven. I was shocked that they sell them in a bag.

22. These guys seem happy, which makes me think NHL hockey isn't coming any time soon:

Till next week mofuckers!

TMX never sleeps...

(Ed. Note - this was sent to me Wednesday night but I wasn't near a computer so thats why It posted 2 days late).

 

Tmx is here with the week 6 review!! The bye weeks are  here and the waiver wire is on a crazy record pace 

(this means bonus beer money at the draft so keep making moves people!!) This week also set a new most points for the week record, DTF playing 3 Packers won the week with a whopping 188.5 pt week!!

 

 

The league leader VIllenz is up only 160pts on the team in the basement and only 25 points separate the fifth place team from the last so the basement could see a new tenant each week!! Mfn came in second this week with a big bounce back from RG3 just shaking off a concussion for 41pts!! Villenz continues to make the right plays and had Manning lead him to third place and remains true to his name by refusing to trade a qb and just dropping Philip Rivers! 

 White Unicorn looks to be turning the corner as Vick and Megatron put up superstar numbers and he took 4th for the week. Nutsaway had a rough week from his stars but still got over 100pts and is in the mix as usual. Slippery Wizards coming of a record low week was able to bounce back riding his running backs and Tom Brady. Black Dynamite is getting big numbers from Welker but rookie Luck let the team down and they came in 7th. Jerkshots felt the bye week worse as they tried to ride the Niners Smith, Davis and Gore who could only muster 19 points combined!! Sflabo had a rough week but Jets d was able to keep them out of last!! The last place team was perennial winner beachbums who finished with 69.5. Beachbums in a typical power move immediately cut the backup quarterback who outperformed everyone on his team!! Talk about sending a message!!! The first place team this week was DTF who started 3 Packers and had Rodgers and Jordy outscore 4 teams with just those two players and climbed out of the basement and into the money!! 

One of the move impressive performances in ADSL history!! 

 

Now onto the all Iggles

 

QB- Dalton            30pts              Beachbums

RB- S. Greene        39pts              Black Dynamite

RB- C.Johnson        13pt               Beach Bums

WR D. Bryant        27.5                Sflabo

WR- J. Maclin         27pt                Nutsaway

TE- A.Gates           23pts              Nutsaway

D-   Broncos           32pts              Black Dynamite

K-   J.Hanson          14pts              Black Dynamite

  The All Iggles finished with 205.5 if there ever was a week to beat them it was this week with DTF getting 188 and all the players on bye weeks!! The irony is a known non-Iggles supported going back to the Iggles-stein Accounting days was the biggest supporter this week!! Tmx was following other developements this week and was unable to make any calls to the winners and losers, for that we apologize be back next week. Painful Thursday action this week per usual so get your players in. The SSSC is alive and well and was working through a concussion dance and a wounded lead security Ronin. Hope no injuries this week! TMX out