TMX week 9 review

Tmx week 9 review is here!! 

This week we had a many great performances but none greater than Doug Martin the guy DTF starts due to the bye weeks going OFF for 58pts!! I think he may have just broke another, while Tmx was reporting. The Villenz continue to get balanced scoring and were also recently voted most hated owner by a pool of Tmx readers. I'm sure he's not bothered as he is starting to walk away with the league and preparing for the biggest wedding ever!! Drunknothings blog is now paying Tmx to write the review but contrary to his promise of a six pack Tmx writers were handed 40oz and brown bags and told of budget cuts. C'est la vie!!In response to the payment Tmx will introduce the thank 'em and shank 'em to each team. 

This weeks second place team was the balanced Villenz getting 3 guys over 20. Thank 'em goes to the bears d who got 30 and have done it all and year. His team is so good we went to the bench to shank 'em and he should shank Palmer for putting up a 40 burger on the bench!! The third place team this week was Sflabo who is red hot with over 300pts the past two weeks. He's thanking his waiver wire pickups Gresham and Redman who had great weeks. Get the shank out for Denarius Thomas who barely got double digits. The fourth place team this week Slippery Wizards who also went to the waivers for his thank 'em as the Chargers D put up 29pts. Wizards need two shanks to take out both of the rbs who COMBINED for 11pts. Black Dynamite finished 5th and  has a full fledged Qb controversy as Luck and Romo are going back and forth leading scoring on the bench. Thank AP for another great game and shank Ryan Mathews who is disappointing at best with 7pts in a blowout. The 6th place team was White Unicorn who made a trade that saw Marshall go off for 39pts; another trade that led to a breakout week for the player traded. Thank Megatron for showing up but shank newly aquired Witten who couldnt break double digits while the guy traded for got 20!! Easy on the Witten shank guys is coming off a ruptured spleen! Seventh for the week is Jerkshots who are slowing down after a fast start. Thank the recently traded for Michael Turner who came through but shank the qb-wr combo of Brees and Colston who have led your team for having and off week! The Beachbums can thank Mikel Leshoure for his big day but like Jerks the Ryan-Gonzalez combo let them down majorly as well!! The Beachbums are not standing pat as they are offering major trades around the league to leap into the money! 

The 9th place team is MFN Matt Forte came through and deserves a thank 'em but Hakeem Nicks looks like hes already been shanked finishing with 1.5 for a top wr that is not acceptable. This weeks last place team was Nutsaway. Once again trick or treat Stafford let them down with a weak 11pts. He can thank Cobb who did come through. Tmx made a call to the owner of Nutsaway but the phone is disconnected????? Tmx will point out that the top two running backs for Nutsaway Mjd and Dmc are both out so the move that needs to be made is through the waivers or to make a trade. Maybe start Schaub and move Stafford but either way a move is a must as they are starting to head to the basement!! 

This weeks winner was DTF. DTF had a monster performance from Doug Martin and Brandon Marshall!! They had the record week in sight if Jordy Nelson didnt drop a zero on them. Tmx made a call to DTF star Doug Martin. Hey Doug its Tmx how are you? " Tmx? like THE TMX? The fantasy football reporting joint? oh man you made my day. I'm happy to help DTF win I know he only starts me in bye weeks rumors were spreading and I wanted to come through" Well you really came through great job. " Thanks Tmx oh and that garbage about me not being able to run without the injured lineman? yeah how'd that work out? Peace out Tmx love your stuff".

 Wow what a week and now onto the All Iggles coming off a humiliating loss last week!!

QB-                C.Palmer              40pts                      Villenz

RB-                 C.J                      25pts                       Beachbums

RB-                 J. Bell                  17.5pts                    DTF

WR-                E. Decker             25pts                      Beachbums

WR-                J.Jones                14pts                      DTF

TE-                 B.Myers                21pts                     DTF

D-                   Texans                 13pts                     Villenz

K-                   A. Vinitari              11pts                     Jerkshots

The All Iggles total? 153.5!! Back to Back losses for the Iggles!! This is a Tmx first and may even push the old Iggles ownership back into the league!! Villenz, Beachbums and DTF loaded up the all Iggles this week but it wasn't enough! Great work by the owners leaving the benches with little or no points!! We are heading full steam into the second half and there is a lot of ground to be made up and a lot of deals have impacted teams so the trade and waiver wire are ways to make up ground!!

Good luck this week and lets hope for no injuries!! TMX out.

TMX Week 3

Tmx week 3 review is here....

 

Tmx is a fantasy reporting agency committed to truth in reporting with a loose association with folan.com the 7th ranked website on the www's. This week in Tmx we saw the first trade and its impact. White Unicorn formerly know as MungoIBTD traded Andy Dalton and Jamal Charles to Beachbums for Mike Vick and Kevin Smith. Dalton is playing alot better than Vick and well Kevin Smith didn't see the field on Sunday as he lost his job? The league loves trades and people willing to make moves. Tmx loves learning new words. Todays word is Collusion- an agreement between 2 or more parties sometimes illegal and secretive to limit competition by deceiving, misleading or defrauding usually resulting in an unfair competitive advantage. Just joking Tmx cant get in the heads of Gm's making moves in week 3 to better their respective teams. This week in a rare interview with Jerkshots new ownership done anonymously the new "owner" stated without the old regime it feels like the 04 Sox when they got rid of Nomar.

Playing loose and free now pressure and aside from the hammy dance the other owner still does you wouldn't recognize this team. Jerkshots came in 2nd this week with a huge week from AJ Green who put up 34.5 and they now are in third place and threatening the leaders. Nutsaway finally got a good game from his running backs with MJD going off for 30 and if Stafford doesnt get hurt had a shot at making a real move to the top. Fourth place saw Villenz playing the right rb but missing on the right qb. If Villenz finds the right combo he may take over the top spot. He sits comfortably in 2nd for now. The Slippery Wizards doing the wire act they do relying on Martellus Bennett pickup this week and Alf pickup last not sure how long they can afford to live off the wire or benching Flacco's big game for a pedestrian game from his number one qb Brady. Black Dynamite ( formerly White Devils) finally got the numbers they expected from Ray Rice and Welker and look to be heading in the right direction.

 Questions around wonder why its not Black DYNO-MIIIIIIITE JJ Walker style but other than that the ship seems to be heading in the right direction with the new name. MFN  seems to have hit a lull. Injuries to his top two backs had him scrambling the wire and missed on two rbs and grabbed fantasy heart breaker Deangelo Williams landing him in 7th place for the week. White Unicorn coming off the trade that kept the league buzzing finished in 8th for the week with Megatron saving him with a big week 32 points while newly aquired Mike Vick is in danger of losing his job with an 8pt outing. BREAKING NEWS- at press time Tmx just recieved word that White Unicorn was able to acquire Lesean Mccoy and Fred Davis for Rob Gronkowski and Isaac Redman. This could be the move to make up for the last trade, cant knock the White Unicorns for making moves!! Sflabo came in 9th and as stated above is making moves trading his top rb for tight end help. Underachieving Shady is out and with Fred Jackson ready to come back Sflabo is ready to come back as well!!! This weeks winner was Beachbums who put up a league high 160 many thanks to the pickup of Jamal Charles who went off for 42 points more than half as many as the last place team DTF who finished with 62. Tmx made the calls and was follows is actual phone calls with owners and players. First up we talked to the Beachbums owners. Hey Beachbums its Tmx whats up! " White Unicorn? that you? I told you dont call this phone! Call the hoe phone! No way the commish isn't bugging this phone after that trade!!" Uhmm Beachbums its Tmx? Can you hear me you sound like your in a bunker? " oh Tmx hey whats up sorry my kid took the phone he's such a joker. Hows things  ?boy we got lucky this week. NO idea how we won and honestly Tmx not to cut you short but I gotta run I'm in my fantasy bunker and try and make some waiver wire magic thanks for the call" Fantasy Bunker? Wow no wonder he wins titles. Tmx then called the one downer on the Beachbums roster to see what is going on Chris Johnson This is what we got. "the number you have reached has been disconnected, no further information is available. OUCH well hope friend of Tmx CJ gets it together usually a good call. The last place team and last in the league is DTF. Tmx called DTF owners and here is how it went. Hey DTF its Tmx again whats going on? " Hey Tmx this is the last time you call this number cuz we finish in last!! I just had Rodgers over here and told him I'll trade or start Big Ben who outscored him again if he keeps this up!! WE are on the rise!!!" Sounds good DTF but didnt big ben say he was going to outscore Rodgers last week? " Tmx I dont like your tone! I''m trying to get out of this dank ass basement! Place got mice I gotta go. See you next week!!" Well good luck DTF.

ALL IGGLES TIME

QB- Ben Rothlesberger 44 DTF

RB- Cedric Benson 13 Slippery Wizards

RB- M. Turner 15 Beachbums

WR-L. Fitzgerald 26.5 Villenz

WR- T. Smith 32 Slippery Wizards

TE- Pettigrew 19.5 Beachbums

D- Seahawks 20 White Unicorn

K- Hanson 15 Black Dynamite

 

Iggles finished up with 185 which was not much more than the Beachbums. Looks like DTF and Slippery Wizards gave the Iggles the win this week. Its week 4 and the byes are upon us and the Thursday games continue and so do the trades!! The hammy dancers and BD took out Stafford, Spiller, Dhb, Bush and a few others but none seemed season ending so lets hope for a healthy week and some new blood at the top!! TMX OUT