Monday, March 24, 2014

Where is Spring at?

Everyone was all excited that Spring was sprung. Well where is it motherfuckers?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This explains why Chrissy never has a cold, masturbation clears nasal congestion.
2. Congrats to Paddy Calnan and his lady on their engagement. Slainte!
3. Have you ever seen CVG and Dan Akroyd in the same place at the same time? Didn't think so.
4. Jeffrey has a weird love for Coops.
5. Michael Layden is always fun to grab beers with.
6. For some reason Chrissy doesn't want to talk about his fantasy baseball team.
7. I don't get the love for Trader Joe's. Place kinda blows.
8. Soy milk, Almond milk, rice milk or coconut milk? What do you prefer?
9. Of course the one year I get back into the NCAA tournament its the most fucked up in years.
10. Why the fuck is my battery on my cell phone lasting 3-4 hours tops.
11. I had no idea that vintage marbles were worth so much fucking money.
12. I had some cod and didn't hate it this weekend. Maybe I can only eat fish out at restaurants.
13. You would think 2 days off from work would let you recharge your batteries. NO!
14. Everything is better with lists.


Anonymous said...

Grillo and Gary Tanguay in the same place at the same time.Never will happen.SAME PERSON.

Anonymous said...

Whole milk. Not sure what those yuppie milks even are.

The guy who could of been Bill Millea's right hand man, if I did not lose my job because of that rat bastard. said...

#8 I prefer none of those milks unless I am in the mode to buck shot diarrhea all over someones toilet and walls. And straight up freckle the inside of the toilet bowl with any blow-by from the gas dump.