MFN took another tough injury as his qb went down the week after he traded Eli fortunately Percy Harvin saved the day. The last place team this week was Slippery Wizards who set a new weekly low. Instead of calling players or management Tmx is going to offer advice this week. Slippery Wizards quit using the ouiji board or coin your flipping or even whoever you ask for help because you have players on the bench outscoring starters!! The best thing that happened to you is Cedric Benson going down cuz now you dont have to decide who to start!! Sadly your two rbs going up against the 1st and 3rd ranked run defense isnt going to offer you relief!! Stay in the game Wizards!! The first place team was Jerkshots who has the season high 173. The management team at Jerkshots (or Jerkoffs as some in the league call them) continues to have a team wide anti-tmx stance and were not available for comment.
Congrats anyway Jerkshots!! Now onto the All Iggles:
QB- A. Smith 39pts Jerkshots
RB A. Bradshaw 34pts Slippery Wizards
RB- A. Morris 18.5pts Slippery Wizards
WR- R. Wayne 38.5 pts Jerkshots
WR- Meacham 19.5pts Black Dynomite
TE- K. Rudolph 10pts Mfn
K- P. Dawson 9pts Villenz
DEF- Bears 31pts Villenz
Jerkshots, Villenz and Slippery Wizards lead the Iggles to 190.5!! This could have been the week a team beat the all Iggles if one of those three teams played the right guys. Cant blame Jerkshots or Villenz as they finished one and two for the week so Slippery we are staring right at you for giving the Iggles the win and making the Iggles former owner smirk. Well as of posting the thursday game would have probably taken place sorry for the late review but the ram, rom and mainframe are back up and running (these are techie terms) Good luck this week and good health to all. Tmx out. See ya at Sunday Supper Club.