I survived

It was 50/50 if I was going to survive a week down the Cape. If anyone happened to follow Jeffrey's snap chat story you know what I am talking about if not then maybe you should get on that.

This is what I learned while on vacation:

1. Who hates on Smartfood? I mean honestly?

2. How does one hurt themselves jogging?

3. So far I have stayed in Orleans, Brewster and now Harwich. It is difficult tryinhg to find where you'd like to vacation every year.

4. Has anyone actually used one of those bagsters?

5. For the first time in 6 years, my flood insurance did not go up this year.

6. Is Julie Nickerson alive? Haven't heard from her in months.

7. Charles V. Grillo is in a relationship (Pretty sure it is FB verified).

8. Speaking of Grillo he is at the Republican National Convention because why wouldn't he?

9. Never give a 3 year old hot buffalo wing sauce on celery - life lessons.

10. Always dump out your mixed drinks when you leave for the day.

11. The older you get the more you realize whayt matters.

12. Jeffrey past 9 and went to 12...#Jeffreyon12 was trending for 6 minutes on Twitter.

13. Hong Kong Dave is fixing up his row house in Baltimore for his inevitable move back to Mass. If you know anyone looking in Ravens country.

14. Jason Foley is looking for a place up on Lake Winnesasauke if you know if anything out there.

15. I only had 3 texts about why haven't I posted a new blog yet...baby steps.

16. I have been to the beach many times in my life but never have I had sand blowing into my mouth while I ate a sandwich, until this past week.

17. No one vacations like Lauren Brady - Pembroke, Cape Cod, Worchester, Rockland, Plymouth and Holden all crammed into 1 week of living.

18. I may have someone on the hook to get a tattoo of Derek riding a donkey.

19. You ever meet someone new who opens their mouth to speak and then just think to yourself  "What a fucking dickhead".

20. I may be looking for a new 10th for the ADSL fantasy league. If you are interested HMU.

Lets get this shit done

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
You're cool
Fuck you!

Now that we have gotten that out of the way ( I know at least one of you read that and was like I am the cool one I know it).

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Gunnah just killing the fishing game right now:

2. Who knew Eric "Chief Dude" Kjersgard was a huge Ed Head, you know Ed Sheeran fan.
3. CVG loves and lives for Jeffreys Snap chats.
4. Chrissy still killing the Uber game. Kids back in the saddle.
5. Mario is on fire with his scratch ticket game - $600!
6. Guys, if you see Smiddy buy him a beer. The kid is going through a break up. He may be moving out to San Diego.
7. Who is in charge of planning Nickersons coming home party? The Red Parrot on Sunday?
8. I had no idea Kevin Romine's son plays for the Tigers, hell I didn't even know he plays in the MLB.
9. If you have nothing to do this week Jeffreys and Sarah are up at Lake Winnapasauke.
10. Man how can Hulk Hogan be a Real American using the N word like that? And has "Easy Hulk Hogan" ever been used faster when someone says anything slightly racial? Legit I think it took all of 5 minutes from his firing before I heard someone say it.
11. If anyone is around next Thursday, Chrissy is headed down to Hyannis to get his other daughters name tattoo'd on his other arm. Then he is going to Ember in Harwich Port for pizza and wings. If you are down let him know.
12. Do you think Mario is nervous? The wedding of the year is only 33 days away.
13. Calnan refuses to give Guy Fieri a single cent of his hard earn cash. So that place is out for the bachelor party.
14. Speaking of bachelor parties - Jeffrey was 80% in and now I am hearing he may be bailing.
15. Trying to get into the 40/40 club is hard - you know 40 hours of regular pay and 40 hours of overtime in the same week. I have 40/40 from Sunday to Saturday this week but its technically 2 separate work weeks so WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP.
16. Mike Foley thinks he lives in the Melrose Place of North Carolina. Kids always golfing, happy hour-ing or at the pool.
17. Big week for the Welches - closing on their house Friday!
18. When the fuck did 1st generation Broncos get so expensive?
19. What? Yeah I have been working so much that my tan is starting to fade!
20. Why yes either the water pump on my truck went or I blew a head gasket, either way it ain't cheap.

Lets see how I am doing on Sunday but right now it is looking like a beach day...

let it snow!!

I don't know if you fools have seen this yet but it makes me laugh everytime I see it:

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nothing annoys me more than plows driving around and NOT ACTUALLY plowing!

2. What are the rules for removing your hat for the national anthem? Do you have to remove it for the Canadian version? Do ladies have to remove their hats? What about winter caps? I remove for all.

3. There is a walk way and a fire hydrant that have both been shoveled numerous times:

                               Peek a Boo!

4. Vinyl siding quotes are all over the map, like whats the deal?

5. Has anyone heard from Rob Knudsen? Kid seems to be MIA!

6. Steven Whitley is afraid of Twin Rivers and actually hates free Foreigner tickets.

7. When Coke shuts down due to the weather, they force Chrissy to take an unpaid day off. How Shitty!

8. Nothing is worse than not being able to breathe while you are trying to sleep, while nursing a head cold.

9. Jeffrey has a strange addiction to Angelos in Quincy. Only place he ever wants to grab lunch.

10. So Brian Williams lied and people are acting like he is drowning kittens in the bathtub on live TV. How is it surprising that anyone in the news media lies?

11. How come no one is really speaking on Bruce Jenner's transformation? I mean does he want to be a lady because he was in a house full of ladies?

12. On the subject of transgenders, I read that they want to use  "They" instead of Mr, Miss or Mrs. What gives. Aren't they transitioning from one to the other.

13. If you are looking for a new Bruins shirt you may want to try this - Pastrnasty!

14. Even if you are a "winter" person, you can not be happy with 67 inches in 2 weeks.

Hope to see you guys Friday for Jeffreys birthday celebration at Twinnies  for Fred and Steves, Foreigner and gambling.

Darts Week 1

The "Repeat Offenders - DTF" are back for another run at the MMDL state title and we had our 1st match last night. This was not a good start to the year when only 4 of the roster players thought it was important enough to make opening day! Also, we played against one of the historically better teams and being short handed proved to be to much of a hill to climb. On the bright side, we already have a candidate for Rookie of the Year. Straight from South Bend, Notre Dame's finest Kodiak Killer, Kelvin Barrister played very well. He was an instrumental part of 1 of the 3 wins that we were able to muster. We expect good things from this guy.

Now for the match details:

We lost the 2 - 601's, Won the middle cricket game and lost the first and third to go down 4-1.

We were looking like we might make a good comeback when we won the 1st singles, but we were only able to take 1 of the next 5 - 301 matches to fall 8-3.

The good news it we have 13 more weeks to dig ourselves out of the week 1 hole, and I am confident that with a full squad, we can compete with any team in this league. Next week we are playing at the Centre Bar so if you are out looking for some fun and laughs, please feel free to drop by.

Special note the the NO-SHOWS...Come on people if you sign up show up!!! If I had pictures of you, I would have posted them as well.

As we get deeper in the season the posts and the players should get better but we are all still shaking off the rust.

Prez.

Jeffrey?

I think i found out what Jeffrey was doing on Saturday:

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Probably the reason he couldn't make it to Coops!