Monday, October 8, 2018

Oh well

The only good thing about getting a bad haircut is that I keep my hair short so it will grow back sooner rather than later.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy being on days means he can't go to the Bruins game with CVG.
2. The weekend always starts on Thursday.
3. All types of music was better when you were younger.
4. Hey mother nature ... Pick a season. Is it fall? Is it summer?
5. Everyone going apple picking, yet I don't see any apple pies.
6. Anyone looking to golf today?
7. The older I get the grumpier I become.
8. I dislike BWW a whole lot, don't @ me.
9. Sometimes you just need to unplug.
10. Congrats to Tom Kelly on becoming a grandfather.
11. Kung Fu Dave may be getting his real estate license. How many porno type sexcapades is that dude gonna have?
12. How do you make money with $1 Miller High Life drafts? I am not complaining just asking.
13. Not having beers in your fridge, when you have guests over is quite embarrassing.
14. Gummies are all the rage right now.
15. Rumor has it, coconut oil isn't just for cooking. It makes for an all natural lube.
16. How long till Columbus day is no longer a holiday?