So this is 2018 huh? Up is down, cats living with dogs, 50 degrees in the morning 90 at noon, rain for an hour and Tom Kelly 8 days sober. I mean what in the fuck.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not drinking on a Saturday night is refreshing.
2. Jeep life means wearing sun screen at all times.
3. Ryan is planning a trip to Atlantic City. Who is in?
4. How come no one is ever up for random road trips to NH?
5. Hooters has $5 drink specials and $3 shots specials on Thursdays.
6. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave has been off the grid ever since his lady moved closer to him.
7. Does anyone know where you can buy some basement storage/shelving?
8. Big beach party on Saturday and Sunday for Father's day down in Hull. Grab your speedos and get ready.
9. Officer Calnan should be closing on his house soon. Heard a rumour Grillos gonna DJ the house warming party.
10. Some days you ever feel like nothing is going your way?
11. I am legit saddened by Anthony Bourdain committing suicide. He was like your drunk fun uncle.
12. Is anyone actually excited for this new Jurassic Park movie?
Aight I am off.