Columbus Day

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Happy Columbus day. We are celebrating Columbus Day with Carmen Electra and some stripaerobics.



Bruins vs Montreal on Wednesday night at the Sports Depot.



Because people with mustaches need a PSA.



Mark Wahlberg talks to animals...say hi to your mother for me!

Everybodys working for the weekend...

Its Friday and you know what that means Bitches...drinking, football and the ALCS!!

Just a few random things:
1. This website is spot on.
2. Thanks to Mikey T and Smiddy for the nice weather. Without Mikeys continued use of Aquanet and Smiddys use of Gillette Spray on Deoderant we would NOT be having 75 degree weather in October.
3. Get Psyched for Opening Night:
Monday 10/20 Fan Fest Monday, October 20 4:30 - 6:30 PM in the West Garden Lot.
Kick off the season the right way, join us for Fan Fest prior to our Home Opener on Monday, October 20. Fan Fest will be held in the West Garden Lot from 4:30-6:30pm. Boston Bruins Alumni will be in attendance, as well as the Bruins Ice Girls and Blades. Get there early and enjoy live music, interactive games and giveaways, the first 1,000 fans will walk away with a limited edition Bruins T-shirt.
4. I think the Sox will have their hands full with these Dirty Rays but we can win this series - Lets go Diasuke Matsazaka, or 日本語 in Japanese!
5. Huge Game tomorrow - #1 Oklahoma vs #5 Texas. Is anyone going out for it?
6. Check out Petes AKA FUNGO new site Fungo Entertainments. All up coming party events. Drinking gatherings. Social events. Fun times all around.
7. Huge 80th Bday Bash for Edso tonight!! Happy Bday Edso!!

Name the Movie!!!

Quote of the Week!!

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Fall

I love the Fall season. Its probably my favorite of all the season and one of the reasons that I could never move away from New England. This morning was great - 50 degrees and comfortable.

Since it is Fall and Halloween is coming I am gonna post 8 haunted hotels. Feel free to check them out.

1. Anchorage Hotel, Anchorage, Alaska
2. The Stone Lion Inn, Guthrie, Okla..
3. The Brown Palace Hotel & Spa, Denver, Colo.
4. Rockliffe Mansion, Hannibal, Mo.
5. La Posada de Santa Fe Resort and Spa, Santa Fe, N. M.
6. Bourbon Orleans, New Orleans, La.
7. The Groveland Hotel of Yosemite Park, Groveland, Calif.
8. Accomac Inn, Wrightsville, Pa.


The costume crawl is coming. Just click on the link as Jay updates the site regularly and the schedule should be up soon.

Kristine and Colleen are putting together The 1st Annual Thanks 4 Giving Crawl. It will be Saturday November 15th. I will pass along any and all information as it becomes available. They will be collecting canned goods, Stop and Shop gift cards, checks, and cash all to benefit the Great Boston Food Bank. If you wish to be put on the email list let me know.

Few Things

I like lists. I don't know why but I put everything into some sort of list form. I think I border on Obsessive Compulsive with my lists. Sometimes I write them down and sometimes I just list em in my head.

1. What I have to do for the day...make a list and prioritize.
2. What I want for lunch...make a list of what I want and what I don't want.
3. What I have to do for the week...make a list and prioritize.
4. Where I want to go out and booze...make a list.
5. People I like..on a list.
6. People I don't care too much for...another list.
7. This list...about lists.
8. Pet peeves...another list (that keeps on growing).

List just seem to make everything better.

Big win by the dart team last night 8-3. We are slowly moving up the ladder, when I checked yesterday we were in 4th with 24 points but the 1st place team had only 28 points. As terrible as I am in darts(I COULD BE THE WORST DART PLAYER EVER), I still enjoy hanging out with the boys on a Tuesday night.
Due to this god damn cold/flu/illness I have I didn't even drink and I still feel like shit, probably even more so than yesterday.

This week/weekend is shaping up quite nicely:
1. Bruins season starts tom'r at 10pm.
2. Sox start the ALCS on Friday at 8pm.
3. The Oklahoma/Texas game is Saturday at NOON. Sox game at 8:07pm.
4. The Pats play the Sunday night game at 8:30pm.

That is a nice little weekend of sports. (PLUS A NEW LIST).

Funny things

Ha ha these are funny (Thanks to the 319):







GREENVILLE, Maine — There's no such thing as a free lunch anymore for Black Frog Restaurant patrons nervy enough to run down a dock and plunge naked into Moosehead Lake.

Owner Leigh Turner decided Thursday to stop giving out a free Skinny Dip sandwich — that's thinly sliced prime rib on a baguette — for a skinny dip after the town board voted to deny his liquor license renewal application.

In their decision the night before, selectmen in the popular tourist town noted that they would have had no problem granting the license if the promotion ended for the $10.95 sandwich.

Thus, said Turner, dropping the deal was a no-brainer. "Au jus" wins out over "au naturel."

He had said last year that he had two or three takers a week, and no frontal nudity was exposed to customers. But police said they had gotten several complaints, and three people received summonses for indecent conduct. They have pleaded not guilty.

Authorities noted that stories about the Skinny Dip had circulated worldwide, and the indecency charge is a misdemeanor, like disorderly conduct. Police Chief Scott MacMaster said he would recommend any establishment lose its liquor license for illegal goings-on.

According to the Black Frog's Web site, its sandwiches also include The Chicken That Didn't Make it Across the Road, and one of the house rules is "No food fights unless specifically authorized by your server."
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Wait they had a place that gave you free lunch for getting naked?? I am sure they would lose money if this was located near Chrissy!! He would eat naked at the bar with clothe pins attached to his nut sack if they let him. Too bad its been shut down...BUT hell to get my booze license back I would cancel this too!

ADSL Season 3 - Fantasy Football Update:

Finally a tight week that came down to the final game of the week.  Going into the Monday night game 4 teams had a legitimate shot to win the week and 2 had an outside shot.  Nacho Papa was in the lead with 107 points with no active players.  J.S.L. Enterprises had a talented Vikings defense playing and trailed by only 2.5 points.  The Slippery Wizards needed a good night by Ryan Longwell since they only need 4 points to over take Nacho Papa.  Smidawgs was looking for a TD, 6 receptions and maybe 90 yards to have a shot at making up 11 points to catch Nacho Papa and beat out the Wizards and JSL.  D ST DIRTBALLS is looking for a career night from Robert Meacham, while SFLABO needs more than 60 points from the duo of Brees and Peterson.  JSL wound up pulling out the win with a monster week from the Vikings defense.  The Wizards also had a huge night from Longwell but in the end it wasn’t enough and came up 6 points short.  The Wizards must be kicking themselves over benching Andre Johnson, more on that in the Costanza Award.  Scoring has settled down some since the bye weeks have started but it still looks like a race for 2^nd and 3^rd place. 

Things I’m Thinking…..

1.  Is LT done?

2.  Is LJ still the steal of the draft after his 7 carry 2 yard performance Sunday?

3.  Has anyone heard from Defending Champ?

4.  Can Westbrook ever stay healthy?

5.  Congratulations to the league.  It’s the first week we haven’t set a new high or low week. 

The Costanza Award:  Tough to single out an individual winner this week so lets take a look at the contenders.  The Slippery Wizards put Andre Johnson (28.5 points) on the bench in place of Dwayne Bowe (7.5 points) for a net loss of 21 points.  Madd Fucking Niggerish made two judgment errors in week 5.  Philip Rivers (12 points) in place of Aaron Rodgers (33 points) and benching Brandon Jacobs (30.5 points) in favor of Marshawn Lynch (7.5 points).  These decisions cost MFN a whopping 44 points.  Street Pharmacist is a true believer in Santana Moss (0 points) which is why he lost 28 points by keeping Roddy White on the bench.  Even though this was statistically the worst move of the week it didn’t cost Street Pharmacist a win this week.  Both the Wizards and MFN made decisions that cost themselves a win in week 5.  So who gets the award?  Wizards or MFN?   MFN or Wizards?  This weeks award will go to Madd Fucking Niggerish.  The Wizards decision to sit Johnson in place of Bowe was a logical decision since Bowe has been putting up a consistant 11 or 12 points per week.  Sorry MFN, we can't over look the fact you had lost a total of 44 points this week.  You are the Week 5 Costanza Award winner.  Congratulations and we hope you feel better.

Better luck next week kids

Crystal Hollobaugh

Tampa Bay Bucs

Sox move on...

After a great game pitched by Jon Lester last night and some timely hitting by Jed Lowrie the Sox are headed back to the ALCS. Bring on the
Tampa Bay Rays .



Its Tuesday so you know what that means...DARTS! I am sick as a dog and I don't think I will be able to drink but damn it I will be there. Come on down and hang out. Check out the "NEW" Peggy O's with their lounge vibe feel.

Weekend

Here is the view from the Bruins seats:



The season kicks off this Thursday. The band wagon is filling up quickly.

Congrats

Congrats to Mr and Mrs Jason Foley...Hey Foley 1 vagina for the rest of your life!!!

Have fun on the honeymoon.

NESN B'S APPEAL

It has been a while since I wrote NESN so I resent this letter today:

Dear NESN,

As a long time Bruins fan, season ticket holder and close friend with the Gallery Gods, I often sit on my couch and wonder why NESN does not have B's appeal? Your network seems to show plenty of Bruins Classic so surely there are enough B's fans that would want to watch/be on that show. I think Be a Bruin was great television. There was a time when the Bruins and the Celtics were kings of the Boston sports scene. The B's have been discarded like yesterdays newspaper...I think B's appeal will be a great start to putting the B's back on the front page. The season is upon us, I think it is time to get this ball rolling.

Thanks

Derek W

If anyone else feels like asking the powers to be at NESN about B'S Appeal:
Please feel free to write your own letters inquiring about B's appeal to NESN at sports@nesn.com

NINJAS RULE

Happy Friday

This is a typical conversation between me and the chiefdude on Friday mornings.




Today is Chrissys 31st birthday so if you see him buy him a shot.

Quote of the Week!!

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

Look at my Fucking Striped Shirt!

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

Sons of Anarchy Ep. 4

In this episode we see the Boys of Charming heading to Nevada to visit a brother motorcycle club known as the "devil's tribe". SofA are looking to join forces with Devil's Tribe in order to find a new place to store firearms. The Devils's Tribe leader of course is well known to the SofA, being that he is Jax uncle. When traveling to Nevada Jax and another member of SofA run into the Mayans (Rival Motorcycle Gang) which in turns leads to a gunfight later in the show. Once Clay gets word of the problem with Mayans, he then decides to hold a meeting for a possible "Patch Over" with the 2 motorcycle clubs. This meaning that the Devils Tribe will become Sons of Anarchy Nevada Chapter, which did'nt go over to well with some of the members of the Devils Tribe and dropped out of the club. Once the 2 are officially joined they end up in a shootout with the Mayans due to the fact that Jax went out on his to clear his head and initiated the shootout by taunting the Mayans at their hangout, when noticed the Mayans followed Jax back to the new chapters headquarters where the shootout occurred. The shootout was under the watchful eye of the undercover ATF agent (ex boyfriend of Tara), who has it out for Jax and the rest of the club because of their illegals arms business and Jax's past/present relationship with Tara. This episode was a rather boring with the exception of the shootout and learning of the restraining order that Tara has against her ex boyfriend( ATF agent) and seeing the women at the new chapters hangout running around half nekkid. Tune in tonight on FX at 10pm, i think it should be a good one after what happened last weeks problems with the Mayans.

WNBA Thunder

OKLAHOMA CITY — The NBA season is right around the corner and that means NBA teams had their respective media days recently.

Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant expressed his displeasure with the team’s new appearance. After he was photographed by Layne Murdoch, right, Durant checked out his new uniform on Murdoch’s digital camera.

Immediately after tossing up his arms and blurting out “Are you fucking serious Murdy?” the forward swatted the camera out of the photographer’s hands, breaking it into tons of tiny pieces as it hit the floor.

Thunder officials say Durant then ripped off his jersey and began sprinting out of the Ford Center.

When he was finally tracked down nearly two miles away, he was asked about his actions. Durant told authorities the name “Thunder” gave the team a WNBA image.

“Why can’t we be something cool,” Durant asked, nearly weeping. “I’ve been a Longhorn and I’ve been a SuperSonic. Now I’m going to be a . . . a damn THUNDER?”

The OKC team will kick off 2008-09 competition in two weeks against the winner of WNBA Finals.

90210 (2.0) Farewell to Brenda…and Farewell to Kelly for now

This episode was good. But the real test will be next week when there are no past stars strutting there stuff on the show.

Annie and Adrianna were forced to be friends. Principal Wilson asked his daughter a favor to try to be nice to Adrianna. So Annie invites Adrianna to hang out with her and go to a photo shoot that her mom Debbie is doing. Adrianna accepts and the next thing you know they are at the Pacific Coast Fashion Show. Long story short, Adrianna told Annie she never slept with Ty and Annie tries to be nice to Adrianna but in the end we all know that Adrianna is one step away from Promises.

Now the juicy stuff. Kelly, Brenda and Ryan were walking down the hall and Brenda’s phone rings….It was Dylan!!! Soo strange that Dylan was calling Brenda and asked to talk to Kelly? Ryan also thought it was weird. He asked Kelly after she told him that there can never be a him and her, he asked her if she had her cell phone today and she said yes. Then he asked her then why wouldn’t Dylan call her himself rather then Brenda!!!

We find out that Dylan is back in the US and is in Wyoming . He contacted Brenda a couple of months back to see how Kelly was and if he had talked to her! Brenda tells Kelly all of this and it was like the good old days arguing over Dylan. In the end Brenda ends up deleting Dylan as a contact in her phone. It was upsetting. If any of you watched the show last night they did a close up of Brenda’s phone and her contacts. Dylan’s’ was the only name that I noticed. I rewound and pause to see if any other members of the gang were in there.

Naomi was back to her tricks trying to get daddy and mommy together but it just wasn’t working. She was being mean to Gail, inviting both of her parents to the fashion show to “bump” into one another, and her father was having nothing to do with it!
Naomi was really upset with this and crying about it talking to Ethan. She explains that they must love each other if they still sleep together. Ethan says that it doesn’t mean that you love a person if you sleep with them and they break up. Naomi asks if it is over for good this time and Ethan says yes as he is staring at Annie.

Saving the best for last Dixon !! He is my favorite on the show and he and Silver are definitely heating up making out every chance that they get!!! They were also at the fashion show where an agent tried to bust the moves on Silver and Dixon comes to her rescue and knocks the guy out. It was great!

The show ends with Brenda leaving to go visit Brandon and his family (Yeah!) and Kelly and Sammy were going to Wyoming to see if she could reconnect with Dylan. Silver is going to be staying at Kelly’s house till she comes back…Wonder if she and Dixon will have a sleepover!!!

Kristine xoxo

Man Farts on Cops

For some reason I cracked up laughing when I read this...

I mean:
Headlights not on - check
Being bombed - check
Fail Sobriety test - check
Fail Sobriety test again - check
Fail Sobriety test a 3rd time - check
FARTING AND WAVING IT AT THE COPS - CHECK



A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged. He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. “I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. Now that story is a real gas!!!