Fucking A

 Hopefully you fools are working on your New Years resolutions. 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are not being very festive this year. Actually they are all in a grumpy mood.

2. I look forward to Ozzies Xmas card every year.

3. I mean does Michael Buble' own Xmas music or what?

4. Mega Millions is up to 400 Mill...just saying.

5. I see that we are short on mall Santas - how long would it take me to grow out a santa beard?

6. Martell loves Rozafa - fuck that place. 

7. I have not had much Bolognese sauce but man when its good it hits.

8. Boots are too heavy for Chrissys flat feet(Or so he says).

9. I hate the Eagles. I HATE all their music. Just in case you have all forgotten.

10. I watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town this weekend and they removed the whole middle part, where he gives out gifts for kids sitting on his lap.

11. Still up in the air on a name for the puppy.

12. Its crazy how you forget some of the most mundane things from your past.