...and so are some of you. I apologize there were vacations, end of summer cookouts, Vegas, weekend overnight shifts and fantasy drafts. But here we go again starting anew in September.
This is what I learned while away for a bit:
1. Reese doesn't eat ass and never will. Not even drunk.
2. Leaden never has a loaded gun...if ya catch my drift.
3. Chrissy killed his dress. There were people giving him a standing O while walking through the bar.
4. Speaking of bars - I highly recommend Brew Dogs in Vegas.
5. I know they are talking about Vegas being dead but I jut didn't see it. You can tell they are Nickle and Diming everyone with the high costs of things but hell it was pretty busy. Maybe that was the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, who knows.
6. The best service I have ever had was at Bavettes is Park MGM. Steak was pretty killer too.
7. Have you ever been on a plane with barely any AC? The worst fucking thing this side of a mayonnaise sandwich.
8. NUTRL'S are my new go too. Not as carbonated as the High Noon's. Don't sleep on the lemonades.
9. Who knew finding a contractor for a kitchen reno would be so daunting.
10. Started Alien Earth very chaotic.
11. How do places have Labor Day sales yet not be open so I can shop?
12. I am at the age where my friends children are all going into high school and man does that make me feel old.
13. You know what they say - Vertigo, Scorpio, Bell Biv Devoe - be careful out there with the Vertigos - fall down go boom.
14. Never go on vacation with motherfuckers that don't eat. I am way to fat to be eating once a day. You know I get Hangry.
15. So just like that summer is gone? I went away and it was 90's I come back to 68-75's? What in the actual fuck. What happened to global warming?
16. Football season kicks off Thursday - you know what that means. Fantasy football season is back. Lets fucking roll.
17. Can we just talk about Powerball being 1.3 Billion dollars? Where do you go and hide when that windfall comes down?
18. Anything over 100 degrees is trash. Everyone was all like yeah Vegas is a dry heat. MY BALLS! When you are at the pool and its 114 it is not for me.
19. Peacemaker season 2 is off to a rough start. Hopefully it picks up.
20. We all work with people who love free food more than anything. Hey there is a pickle olive muskrat bread on the counter do you want some? Hell yeah!
