Sunday Fundays

I know some of you checked and I hadn't posted yet. You thought I forgot. I didn't, just a little busy with work. MacPhail takes a whole week off to get his chimney lined...like what the fuck dude.

This is what I learned recently:

1. The Dunkin donuts by my house no longer carries any coconut, butternut, lemon, jelly or vanilla cream.  Not sure if this is all Dunks but that lady rattled em off like it was my fault.

2. People wear sun shirts in the water? I thought that they were just lounging by the pool or in the sand but you take them off to go in the water?

3. When the beers are so cold that they hurt your back teeth...thats a good bar.

4. TK just turned 70 on Monday, the countdown is on till he retires. Who is setting the over under?

5. Julian and Coach J won their first game of the season in a monsoon. This week is their 1st home game down at Hull High 11:30 am Sunday morning.

6. Don't look now but I survived week 1 of the NFL suicide pool. That has only happened twice in the past 10 years.

7. Chris Leaden is making homemade hot sauces - if anyone is interested hit him up.

8. Thanks to Mark Welch I finally found a company for the kitchen remodel. Prayers up!

9. Also appliances are fucking expensive. Heaven forbid you want a microwave drawer. One that doesn't sit on the counter or over the stove as a hood. Eat shit!

10. Week one of fantasy is in the books and If I haven't said it already. I hate my team.

11. Next Thursday is a 1:35 day Red Sox game...see ya at Game on at Noon.

12. Everyone watches college football right? Not just me. Someone recently told me that most people around here only watch NFL game and maybe a big college game. They don't consume as many college games. I call Bullshit. I watch all the games.

Birds are chirping

...and so are some of you. I apologize there were vacations, end of summer cookouts, Vegas, weekend overnight shifts and fantasy drafts. But here we go again starting anew in September.

This is what I learned while away for a bit:

1. Reese doesn't eat ass and never will. Not even drunk.

2. Leaden never has a loaded gun...if ya catch my drift.

3. Chrissy killed his dress. There were people giving him a standing O while walking through the bar.

4. Speaking of bars - I highly recommend Brew Dogs in Vegas.

5. I know they are talking about Vegas being dead but I jut didn't see it. You can tell they are Nickle and Diming everyone with the high costs of things but hell it was pretty busy. Maybe that was the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, who knows.

6. The best service I have ever had was at Bavettes is Park MGM. Steak was pretty killer too.

7. Have you ever been on a plane with barely any AC? The worst fucking thing this side of a mayonnaise sandwich.

8. NUTRL'S are my new go too. Not as carbonated as the High Noon's. Don't sleep on the lemonades.

9. Who knew finding a contractor for a kitchen reno would be so daunting.

10. Started Alien Earth very chaotic.

11. How do places have Labor Day sales yet not be open so I can shop?

12. I am at the age where my friends children are all going into high school and man does that make me feel old.

13. You know what they say - Vertigo, Scorpio, Bell Biv Devoe - be careful out there with the Vertigos - fall down go boom.

14. Never go on vacation with motherfuckers that don't eat. I am way to fat to be eating once a day. You know I get Hangry.

15. So just like that summer is gone? I went away and it was 90's I come back to 68-75's? What in the actual fuck. What happened to global warming?

16. Football season kicks off Thursday - you know what that means. Fantasy football season is back. Lets fucking roll.

17. Can we just talk about Powerball being 1.3 Billion dollars? Where do you go and hide when that windfall comes down?

18. Anything over 100 degrees is trash. Everyone was all like yeah Vegas is a dry heat. MY BALLS! When you are at the pool and its 114 it is not for me.

19. Peacemaker season 2 is off to a rough start. Hopefully it picks up.

20. We all work with people who love free food more than anything. Hey there is a pickle olive muskrat bread on the counter do you want some? Hell yeah!