Stop the presses

After almost 2 years I finally spoke to Jason Foley. He is alive, not going to Vegas but he is alive.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I witnessed someone who was probably 23 try to sign their tab in cursive and I think a bit of my mind melted. As a guy whose name begins with a D it was the wildest configuration of trying to make it look like a D ever.

2. How have people never been to Bay Point?

3. Nothing worse than a $4500 emergency vet bill, right Kevin?

4. Mixing alcohol with diet soda gets you more drunk than mixing with regular soda - captain and diets for everyone.

5. Is everyone going to Darius Rucker but me?

6. Wait bars are fighting back against putting Happy Hour on the ballot.

7.  I think that Marvel movies are done but god damn it I am looking forward to Fantastic Four.

8. Vegas is booked and it is looking like there may be a spot open in the fantasy league.

9. Pats Training camp kicks off today. What is the over/under on wins?

10. Trying to get a quote to redo a kitchen has been harder than anything in the effing world.