Happy St Pattys

Top O' the morning to ya.
How many drunks are going to go out on this lovely Monday and drink shitty green beer?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently, Chrissy beat off so much on his vacation that he had to use Neosporin on his dick head from beating it raw. Let that sink in.
2. Jeffrey's first (of many?) St Pattys day corned beef and cabbage dinner was a huge success.
3. The Scituate parade was a huge success. Rumor has it next year, RWK heating and air conditioning will be looking to put a float in the parade.

4. Mikey T says Yuengling light is garbage. One sip and refused the rest.

5. My girl Kesha dropped the $ from her name.

6. Who the fuck would buy a 2008 Jeep for 24,000? 

7. Look who made it to the end of Hull.

8. Nothing worse than a headache to kick off your work week.

9. What is more depressing than bad pizza? You look forward to it and you eat and its straight up nasty. WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP.

10. If you are looking for a good go-fer with all your construction jobs, give Chrissy a jingle. He loves to help out.

11. Group texting is becoming quite a sore subject. We lost Jeffrey, Joe Martell and CVG at times this week.

12. Its pretty difficult to find a 40 person bus for a bachelor party. 

Have a safe St Pattys.