Thursday, March 26, 2009

90 days in jail?

Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

SAGINAW, Mich.—A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

- Thanks Julie for the heads up

Now let this be a lesson to you all! If you are going to perform sex acts with a vacuum cleaner, please do it in the privacy of your own home. For some reason I can see this happening to Chrissy. He is at the car wash cleaning his Hyundai...when bam he is all of a sudden naked man and he has the Vacuum 3000 stuck to his nuts. The kid just isn't wound too tight. He is still looking for a lady to strap one on and bang him in his ass. Does that sound normal to you? Didn't think so. If you are interested in preforming the act with one Christian Daniel Macphail, I mean just for the sake of the blog, let me know and I will do my best to make it happen.

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