As the only repeat winner of this prestigous award, I am saddened with the news that I am positively not going to be defending my title. A title by the way that I revere, and no, not the Smiddy Revere either.
I have represented Mr Dot Day Bowl-Off with the dignity and prestige it deserves during my tenure, and because of the popularty it has brought my way I was asked to perform at a charity golf tournament to help sick kids on the first weekend of June.
I committed to playing in a 2 day tournament in Yarmouth for the sick little tykes, however, should mother nature want to see a 3-peat, it will rain Saturday night into Sunday morning, and like Smiddy hitting the Amrheins buffet, I will drive like there is no tomorrow to make to this wonderful event.
Sincerely,
Bill "7/10 split" Flaherty
1 comment:
candlepin is not bowling!
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